Things You'd Least Like To Experience With Bruce (POLL)

[stack-o-tracks]

My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.

I really don't see how ANYONE could turn down kisses and a Tootsie Roll from Bruce!  Lots of chocolate!!

Yeah but think about how long he's been trying to give those things away....

[bgas]

My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.

I really don't see how ANYONE could turn down kisses and a Tootsie Roll from Bruce!  Lots of chocolate!!

Yeah but think about how long he's been trying to give those things away....

"well oh my oh gosh oh gee, it really sends chills inside of me"   

YUM!!

[Mike's Beard]

It's official! Most of us would rather be hit in the head with a gun than share a bath with Bruce. Still rather him than Mike. Ginger pubes man, they creep me out.

[bgas]

It's official! Most of us would rather be hit in the head with a gun than share a bath with Bruce. Still rather him than Mike. Ginger pubes man, they creep me out.

Ginger Pubes?  Sounds like you've been where no man has gone before...

[onkster]

So tears in the morning is not an option? Hmmmm.

[Jason]

It's official! Most of us would rather be hit in the head with a gun than share a bath with Bruce. Still rather him than Mike. Ginger pubes man, they creep me out.

Ginger Pubes?  Sounds like you've been where no man has gone before...

Mr. oldsurferdude hasn't been there?

[onkster]

I thought Ginger Pubes was a Laurel Canyon groupie. But I could be wrong.

[runnersdialzero]

So tears in the morning is not an option? Hmmmm.

unlisted, as it should be implied that this follows the bath.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

How bout going shorts shopping with Bruce in say, 1981?

[Iron Horse-Apples]

I'd go on the dates.

Date 1) We talk and get to know each other. We find we have quite a few things on common, and, most importantly, he makes me laugh.

Date 2) Dinner at Heston Blumenthal's. Fantastic food, fantastic company, fantastic shorts.

Date 3) Our first kiss!!!!!

Date 4) We park a bit, Bruce can hardly contain himself, (you've seen the shorts). I find it hard to stop but I want it to be special.

Date 5) Tonight's the night!!!!! Back to Bruce's. It is so perfect, candles, wine, a warm bath. Bruce goes to freshen up. Now's my chance. I'm opening the wardrobe. What's with all these shorts?. Here's the box, I'm breaking the lock. I have the acetates...REPEAT, I HAVE THE ACETATES, SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, GET ME OUT-TA HERE

[rab2591]

I'd go on the dates.

Date 1) We talk and get to know each other. We find we have quite a few things on common, and, most importantly, he makes me laugh.

Date 2) Dinner at Heston Blumenthal's. Fantastic food, fantastic company, fantastic shorts.

Date 3) Our first kiss!!!!!

Date 4) We park a bit, Bruce can hardly contain himself, (you've seen the shorts). I find it hard to stop but I want it to be special.

Date 5) Tonight's the night!!!!! Back to Bruce's. It is so perfect, candles, wine, a warm bath. Bruce goes to freshen up. Now's my chance. I'm opening the wardrobe. What's with all these shorts?. Here's the box, I'm breaking the lock. I have the acetates...REPEAT, I HAVE THE ACETATES, SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, GET ME OUT-TA HERE

That's the post of the month!

[bgas]

I'd go on the dates.

Date 1) We talk and get to know each other. We find we have quite a few things on common, and, most importantly, he makes me laugh.

Date 2) Dinner at Heston Blumenthal's. Fantastic food, fantastic company, fantastic shorts.

Date 3) Our first kiss!!!!!

Date 4) We park a bit, Bruce can hardly contain himself, (you've seen the shorts). I find it hard to stop but I want it to be special.

Date 5) Tonight's the night!!!!! Back to Bruce's. It is so perfect, candles, wine, a warm bath. Bruce goes to freshen up. Now's my chance. I'm opening the wardrobe. What's with all these shorts?. Here's the box, I'm breaking the lock. I have the acetates...REPEAT, I HAVE THE ACETATES, SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, GET ME OUT-TA HERE

That's the post of the month!

But the month is so young and everything still!

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

But just then, Dennis kicks in the door and grabs you with both arms behind your back. Bruce comes out of the shower wearing just the tiny white micro-shorts, shaking his head as he and Dennis decide on just what to do with you 

[MBE]

BATH!!!!!

[Mike's Beard]

I'd go on the dates.

Date 1) We talk and get to know each other. We find we have quite a few things on common, and, most importantly, he makes me laugh.

Date 2) Dinner at Heston Blumenthal's. Fantastic food, fantastic company, fantastic shorts.

Date 3) Our first kiss!!!!!

Date 4) We park a bit, Bruce can hardly contain himself, (you've seen the shorts). I find it hard to stop but I want it to be special.

Date 5) Tonight's the night!!!!! Back to Bruce's. It is so perfect, candles, wine, a warm bath. Bruce goes to freshen up. Now's my chance. I'm opening the wardrobe. What's with all these shorts?. Here's the box, I'm breaking the lock. I have the acetates...REPEAT, I HAVE THE ACETATES, SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, GET ME OUT-TA HERE

Just then the radio transmission cuts out. Iron Horse desperately tries to get a signal but to no avail. He turns round to see Bruce standing in the doorway wearing a smile and nothing else. A gimp outfit, nipple clamps and copious amounts of Vaseline follow. Iron Horse Apples is never heard from on the smileyboard again. Occasionally Bruce dedicates "Slow Summer Dancing" to him. THE END.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Not quite the end!

Mike gets him after that!

[Alex]

This thread has made my night!

[Don_Zabu]

This thread is going to give me nightmares.

Really funny nightmares, though. 

[Mike's Beard]

Not quite the end!

Mike gets him after that!

Mike has no qualms about having sloppy seconds.

[brother john]

Bruce is a good lookin guy, but I dont think Id like to sit in a bath with our nads rubbing against each other.

Wouldn't it actually be quite difficult to have your nads rubbing against each others? As I'm picturing it now, you'd have to link your legs together so that at least one of you had you foot up around the other's head or shoulder, and actively press said nads together. Personally I think Bruce is too old for that sort of thing and has a chair to lift him in and out of the bath, and probably a nice Mexican lady to scrub his back.

[hypehat]

Holy brianista, that's just about put me off my lunch 

[stack-o-tracks]

The last page of this thread is such epic win. I don't usually laugh at stuff I read on the internet.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Bruce is a good lookin guy, but I dont think Id like to sit in a bath with our nads rubbing against each other.

Wouldn't it actually be quite difficult to have your nads rubbing against each others? As I'm picturing it now, you'd have to link your legs together so that at least one of you had you foot up around the other's head or shoulder, and actively press said nads together. Personally I think Bruce is too old for that sort of thing and has a chair to lift him in and out of the bath, and probably a nice Mexican lady to scrub his back.

The solution would be to simply both, facing each other, squeeze into a single pair of Bruce's shorts!

[FUN³]

moustache ride

[bluesno1fann]

I'd rather not be in a bath with Bruce.
Now that would be disgusting