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Question: Things You'd Least Like To Experience With Bruce
Pillow fight ("Disney Girls")
Bath ("Deirdre")
Hang A Big Shift ("Hey Little Cobra")
Pistol-whipping
170 dates a year

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« on: March 02, 2006, 03:55:18 PM »
Careful what you post or you may experience option 4.  He's a bad mutha.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 04:15:20 PM »
Bruce is a good lookin guy, but I dont think Id like to sit in a bath with our nads rubbing against each other.
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2006, 04:28:29 PM »
I think taking a bath with Bruce would be great...when he was my age maybe.  Not at the present time.  But in the early 60s, sure.

I think I'd least like to be around Bruce when he's informed of a death in the family.  I picture it being really sad.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2006, 04:30:28 PM »
Bruce Johnston: Emo before Emo was Emo.
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2006, 04:36:17 PM »
If so, that's a sad and harsh road ahead for today's emo boys ...
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2006, 06:09:50 PM »
He seems like a great guy to be around. I'd pick each option.
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2006, 06:44:27 PM »
A bath with Bruce sounds like heaven.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2006, 10:41:11 PM »
I'd hate to be in a pillow fight with Bruce.


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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 01:12:33 AM »
Quote from: aeijtzsche on March 02, 2006, 04:28:29 PM
I think I'd least like to be around Bruce when he's informed of a death in the family.  I picture it being really sad.

aeijtzsche, you are a cold-blooded comedy-killer.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 05:02:27 AM »
I would do all the above, except for maybe the pistol whipping, not into that stuff Sad
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 05:10:55 AM »
"hang a big shift" is the only acceptable choice I saw, mainly because I don't know what it means.
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 01:37:54 PM »
I don't know if I'd rather be pistol-whipped or bathe with Bruce.. taking a bath with an old man is pretty weird, or any man for that matter.. but being pistol-whipped probably really hurts.

A pillow fight wouldn't be that bad, and if you go on 170 dates a year with someone, you'll end up getting used to him eventually. I also have no idea what hanging a big shift is.. but I guess I wouldn't mind as long as it's not dangerous.
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2006, 01:59:59 PM »
I thought "hanging a big shift" would be car-related so I did some asking......if it is the same "hanging a shift" , it is the point where you excel and let off on the gas at shift point when you need to change gears (kinda like redlining).   So yes, I would definitely hang a big shift with Bruce. 
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2006, 02:05:13 PM »
carlydenise, your information has been forwarded to Bruce and his people will be contacting you.  Bruce hopes you'll change your mind about the pistol-whipping and promises there'll be no tears in the morning.
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2006, 02:08:48 PM »
Pistol whipping will be ok, as long as it's not a real pistol  Grin.  Then he can tell me how he writes the songs that make the whole world sing  Smiley.....if I get breakfast, then definitely no tears in the morning!
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2006, 02:21:41 PM »
I hear if you're real nice he'll even do your toenails!  Grin
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2006, 06:54:34 PM »
That would be on dates #7, 25, 38, 57 and 106
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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2006, 07:28:58 PM »
Giving me the idea for a feature film: "170 Dates With Bruce Johnston"- co-starring Mike Love and carlydenise.  No one will be seated during the pillow fight scene.


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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2006, 08:48:22 PM »
 :D :D :D :D, but does mike have to co-star?Huh  We need to ask Mel if Brian is available
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2006, 09:46:52 PM »
Well, the 170 dates referred to Mike's and Bruce's annual slate of appearances, so I hope you like fair food!
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2011, 02:30:09 PM »
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I had a hard time voting (you can only select one option) but I think pistol whipping in the bathtub could be kind of cool!
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 02:43:22 PM »
Just don't Photoshop a picture of Hitler pistol-whipping someone on Bruce's head. The board might self-destruct.
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 02:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Surfer Joe on March 03, 2006, 07:28:58 PM
Giving me the idea for a feature film: "170 Dates With Bruce Johnston"

I have found my lifes work - to make this film  Grin

Voted bath, btw. Fella is not my type, tbqh
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 02:54:37 PM »
My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2011, 03:11:17 PM »
Quote from: stack-o-tracks on July 06, 2011, 02:54:37 PM
My vote was for bath, but I also think I'd dislike it immensely if he tried to fill my hand with kisses and a Tootsie Roll.

I really don't see how ANYONE could turn down kisses and a Tootsie Roll from Bruce!  Lots of chocolate!!
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