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Author Topic: The thread wherein we list the funniest things about John Stamos' Forever.  (Read 6612 times)
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« on: May 27, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d46sWCdmees

1) The somewhat inappropiate naked babies.
2) John's bed being situated in the middle of his foyer.
3) John waking up on the third bass drum hit.
4) His percussionist.
5) The guitar solo.
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 07:25:06 PM »

6  Baby peeing on him at 2.02.  (ok....so I made that up but would have been great! Razz)
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 07:26:13 PM »

6)The shot at roughly thirty seconds in, with the two babies obviously thinking "What the hell is this?!?!?".
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 07:26:35 PM »

Those old men singing backup.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 07:28:20 PM »

Cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcC5Ztwmir4&feature=related this version, which features the worst use of a gospel choir in the history of recorded sound.
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 07:28:50 PM »

I think it's interesting that nobody managed to catch themselves on fire with all those candles in the way.  LOL
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 08:39:11 PM »

Cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcC5Ztwmir4&feature=related this version, which features the worst use of a gospel choir in the history of recorded sound.

Which is too bad, because otherwise I actually really liked that stripped-down arrangement they did (yes, sadly I still remember that episode from my youth vividly).  It would have been quite nice with just a piano and strings.
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 04:18:53 AM »

- His silly torn jeans (0.52)
- no women in that video (except in choir, not sure about the babies)
- but feet fetishists (0.41)
- the video apperantly taped on the german trash TV channel RTL II
- The fact, that blowing out a single candle in a hall full of lit candle makes the whole place dark
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 05:37:37 AM »

The fact that he thought he could do justice to the song in the first place is funny.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 05:49:55 AM »

I thought it a nice nod to Dennis. The power pop type arrangement works fairly well. Not too different than if the Raspberries or Rubinoos had covered it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 02:21:27 PM »

How about this version?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuCz8JeMhuQ
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 03:37:24 PM »

Jesus CHRIST. THAT IS HORRIFYING



Lock the thread, I am sorry for what I have wrought, fellow boardmembers
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »

After watching that "rap", i want Dennis to come down from Heaven to sing the song the right way and then kick stamos' ass. A music hero's best song shouldn't be used for laugh track humor like that. Embarrassed
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2011, 04:09:45 PM »

Speaking as a fan of Full House, albeit one with reservations, I always thought Stamos was more convincing as the dude holed up in his basement making music and not the dude performing and doing otherwise weird stuff in music on the show.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2011, 04:21:12 PM »

Funniest thing about it is how angry people get at it. If there were an afterlife, I'd bet Dennis would be in it laughing his ass off at reactions to Stamos's cover more than at the cover itself.
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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2011, 04:26:38 PM »

Should probably state i started this thread with tongue somewhat in cheek  Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2011, 04:28:22 PM »

Really, Dennis would probably think "Stamos used this to get p*ssy. And it worked. Good for him, that was the point of it all."
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2011, 04:29:14 PM »

I'll be damned, I learned a new word that is censored/replaced on this board. Learn something new everyday.
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »

Dennis would probably laugh at all the Mike haters that threads like these bring out of the woodwork.
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2011, 04:32:50 PM »

O.K. the funniest thing is the hair!
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2011, 04:39:58 PM »

I'll be damned, I learned a new word that is censored/replaced on this board. Learn something new everyday.

What's 'worthwhile' is finding stuff they HAVEN'T had the good grace to block. Like, arsebiscuits!
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2011, 05:14:46 PM »

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Dennis would probably laugh at all the Mike haters that threads like these bring out of the woodwork.

And where might those Mike haters be, RBB? I didn't see anyone mention his name on this thread until you brought it up.
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2011, 05:30:52 PM »

The funniest thing is the awful faux-metal guitar solo...
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2011, 05:44:45 PM »

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Dennis would probably laugh at all the Mike haters that threads like these bring out of the woodwork.

And where might those Mike haters be, RBB? I didn't see anyone mention his name on this thread until you brought it up.

It's just a matter of good, good timin'...
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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2011, 05:51:00 PM »

 arsebiscuits?
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