IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS
f*** you, Woodstock, for making me do this. f*** YOU. f*** YOU. AND IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR
f***
YOU
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4aQDHZdW9N7yvYOBGaEQDWfWTTKFayS0Scott Erickson
Nice dance moves, you weirdo
he looks like an insane walter white
Oh my god this guy probably does make all the young girls cry
good to know you have 2500 guitars on yr wall and none of them are here
this guy is FLATTING
OH MY GOD THE BRIDGE HE DOES LITTLE HAND GESTURES ON THE sh*t ASS MIDI HORNS
keychange is doing this man no favours
and the second keychange is just digging deeper
he's so awkward bless
thank you scott, that was not wonderful.
New Piano Cover
what a fucking ugly tux
nice and yellow
well this is
this person has a weird world view to think that this deserves the respectful piano treatment.
nice flick of the sheet music there
it's not fucking beethoven
this essentially gets to the core of how dumb the song is
thank u piano man
Frank Sinatra
Come on, Ol Blue Eyes, blow my mind
Well you're really trying with this opening
Frank Sinatra never wrote a song in his life, right
he sounds very bored
the arrangement is strangely bombastic and good
frank sinatra never wrote a song
he never did
he's moaning through this
he's probably eyeing up his bottle of scotch throughout this whole thing
god this arrangement is crazy OTT
OH YEAH 2 KEYCHANGES
MIGHT AS WELL CALL BRUCE JOHNSTON 2KEYCHAINZ
my god this arrangement.
he woke up towards the end.
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ooh, some spanish guitar
better not start singing
f***
he looks like he could give exactly zero fucks
oh deary me
2CHINZ
is he doing this for a bet
this man does not like this song
i can tell that much
and this is a song that has a bad view about music
why did bruce write this
who loves this.
this song is so cynical about what music is
GOD HE'S SO BORED
Richard Claudio
13 MAI 2012
POP YA COLLA
the frank sinatra school of arranging
mate you look like you can barely write a postcard let alone the first song
OH MAN
WHY IS HE DOING THIS IS A HOTEL LOBBY
WHAT IS THIS
no-one in the audience gives a f***
this is the saddest thing ever
OH NO
who is this man
OH NO HE'S REALLY TRYING FOR THE DRAMA
AAAAA
EVERYONE BE WALKING AROUND IN THE BACKGROUND AND HE'S JUST BRINGING IT ON THIIIIIIS
AAAAA
EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEAARRRRREERRGGHHHUUUUUUHGGHGHHHH
thank u richard
stop talking now
Tom Jones
You fling yr spangly jacket into the crowd, good man
I know a man who was on The Voice and was mentored by Tom Jones on that show. His name is Sam Buttery, look him up.
He was a c***.
Is it just me or does everyone who sings this song in a professional setting look BORED AS f***
Tom looks so fucking done with this
i am mesmerised by his chest hair tho
a welsh adonis
HIS FUCKING FACE ON THE LAST NOTE
aw he's so happy to be here
THANKUWELSHGOD
Jed Madela
what the f*** is this
is this QVC
he doesn't seem as bored with the song
and that makes it weirder
feelin for these people on the sofa
they must be going thru hell
THANK U, JED MADELA
Barry Manilow (live on Graham Norton)
a insanely bombastic start
barry manilow looks profoundly weird
he looks like he is a vessel for someone who is dreaming that they performing I Write The Songs on tv
bringing his inner bruce there
EVERYONES CLAPPING ALONG
ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL
they applauded the fucking keychange
and now he's up and of course the piano part keeps up
the way he's holding his mic he's probably not even singing this
THAT WAS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....IIIIIII...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
Donny Osmond
oh my god
this twat right here
he's really into it
straight into the keychange too
the guys a fucking pro, for real
also why are his band balding men in sunglasses
only a minute and change, i like it already
I Write The Songs - acoustic version (Barry Manilow) karaoke cover
oh my god look at this guy
who
what
whispering bob motherfucker
AAAAA THIS GUY
he's working that mic
he's working that camera
he's too much
also
FEDORA
THIS c*** NEVER GETS LAID
he is the most invested in his performance
it's insane
this is just
TOO
MUCH
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO DIE DURING THIS
FLATTING AND EVERYTHING
AAAAAA
HE DID THE CHRIST POSE ON THE LAST LINE
jesus
that man
why
WHYYYYY
Michael Campbell on Young Talent Time
is this Australia?
but what the f*** is this
oh no karens got the chickenpox
is this spotty twat going to sing
HOLY sh*t WHAT IS THIS
the song hasn't even started yet
THIS IS TERRIFYING
WHAT
feather quill
AAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS DISCO
this is beyond words
this is not life
i'm dead
this isn't reality
this is not even purgatory
this is hell
nothing makes sense
what is sense
it's a fiction
and he brings it all together for the keychange
also does the jesus thing
this is michael campbell
destroyer of worlds.
Big Daddy
some c*** doing a shakespeare skit
well
WHAT
WHAAAAAT
THIS IS BAD
THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING
i wish i had more in my vocabulary beyond CAPS because f*** ME
woodstock, you are a bad man
THIS IS WRONG
what
whaaaaaaaaaaa
i am lost by this point
UGGGGGGH
Bruce Johnston
who's this guy
oh yeah.
He wrote the song that says he wrote the songs
Bruce is even wetter than usual on this
he's mumbling
imagine the insane alternate universe wherein The Beach Boys released this song
JUST TRY IT
I DARE YOU
Bruce would be Mike Love and Brian Wilson would probably be handclapping at B&BW shows
Al Jardine would be dead and Mike Love would be the guardian of the beach boys' legacy
Bruce is the only guy who doesn't even try to do the big note at the end of the bridge, too.
he does do the two keychanges
and
what twat writes two keychanges into your song
who the f*** do you think you are
WHO THE f*** DO YOU THINK ARE, BRUCE JOHNSTON
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