AGD

[The Shift]

Picture this.....Capitol tomorrow announces complete details of the SS's. Track lists, booklet details, facts galore!
The biggest BB related release in decades!!!

...and AGD can't even comment…

or pre-order at Amazon.

It's a serious hole to be in. We should make sure he's covered.

[Pretty Funky]

So he misses out on a 'limited release boxset'?

Talk about twisting the knife!

[Val]

Ah...so Custom Machine accuses me of telling "porky pies"? 

Is AGD really a "ghost"?

Who will seek The Truth?

Will the real AGD stand up?

Hmm...watch this space 

[dmcguire70]

 Is it possible a Trojan got loose from the Smiley Smile top  paddock and landed onto AGD's  Barnyard/laptop??

[dmcguire70]

Picture this.....Capitol tomorrow announces complete details of the SS's. Track lists, booklet details, facts galore!
The biggest BB related release in decades!!!

...and AGD can't even comment. Talk about torture.

 Never mind Andrew. I'm sure Phil Cohen will have it covered for ya!

The stars seem to be well and truly aligning for Phil don't they?

[earcandy]

I just hope that AGD didn't lose any of the memory on his computer - after all, he was holding the exclusive liner notes, graphics, and wav files of the entire contents of the box set!  If that is lost...it will mean further delays in the Smile box set!   

[Loaf]

So, I have this theory, right, that Brian Wilson actually became a Hindu during Smile because he read this book by the Dalai Llama and meditated with him, and Brian's autobiography backs this up, and Smile is supposed to represent the arms of Ganesha.

Does anyone dispute this?

*silence from AGD's direction*

Thought not.

[hypehat]

I heard that Brian actually WAS the Dalai Lama in the 70's, but apparently cocaine abuse and a fondness for steak are fairly suitable grounds for dismissal.

[dmcguire70]

 

I heard that Brian actually WAS the Dalai Lama in the 70's, but apparently cocaine abuse and a fondness for steak are fairly suitable grounds for dismissal.

Also, apparently he was never seen in an orange bathrobe.

[The Shift]

So, I have this theory, right, that Brian Wilson actually became a Hindu during Smile because he read this book by the Dalai Llama and meditated with him, and Brian's autobiography backs this up, and Smile is supposed to represent the arms of Ganesha.

Does anyone dispute this?

*silence from AGD's direction*

Thought not.

Okay, I'll be the voice in the wilderness*.

Brian actually became  Jehovah's Witness in 1967. Smile was to have been his teenage symphony to God but rather than release the music on vinyl and take the chance that some people wouldn't buy it, he panicked, scrapped the release of the – get this – finished album and embarked on a life-long crusade of calling on people's doorsteps to spread the good news.

Last week he got round to calling on Andrew and bade him to forsake his laptop and followeth him. Which he henceforth and verily hath done.

So worry ye not, cos they'll be chapping on your door soon, to save your souls.


* One of many such voices in the wilderness, I bet, by teatime…

PS: The Dalai Lama's a Buddhist, not a Hindu.
PPS: He's a deity, he can't resign.  Job for life.  And the next life. And the next next life…

[Loaf]

So, I have this theory, right, that Brian Wilson actually became a Hindu during Smile because he read this book by the Dalai Llama and meditated with him, and Brian's autobiography backs this up, and Smile is supposed to represent the arms of Ganesha.

PS: The Dalai Lama's a Buddhist, not a Hindu.
PPS: He's a deity, he can't resign.  Job for life.  And the next life. And the next next life…

Hi John, I know he's not Hindu, just like Lama isn't spelled 'llama', but i could have been clearer that i was joking...

[Loaf]

Brian actually became  Jehovah's Witness in 1967. Smile was to have been his teenage symphony to God but rather than release the music on vinyl and take the chance that some people wouldn't buy it, he panicked, scrapped the release of the – get this – finished album and embarked on a life-long crusade of calling on people's doorsteps to spread the good news.

Last week he got round to calling on Andrew and bade him to forsake his laptop and followeth him. Which he henceforth and verily hath done.

So worry ye not, cos they'll be chapping on your door soon, to save your souls.

That makes sense because the original title of 'Look' was 'Watchtower', and the runtime is 140,000 milliseconds (i.e. 2min 33s) to represent the numbers of elect in heaven, I think we both know AGD won't dispute me on that.

[The Shift]

MAny nails are being hit on the head here, otherwise AGD'd be all over us. He's obviously content.

We oughta start a thread about the Remember the Zoo album and its influence on modern day religious fundamentalism while he's in such an agreeable mood!     

[donald]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

[The Shift]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

Maybe AGD's a mod now, using another different name?

[Loaf]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

AGD, is that you?

I have a question that could easily be answered by searching the internet. Please tell me the answer.

[smile-holland]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

We know everything.  

[Mikie]

Maybe AGD's a mod now, using another different name?

Too bad he isn't huh?   

[Pretty Funky]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

We know everything.  

...except how to fix his computer!

[bgas]

Can't the moderator tell where a post is coming from? That is, if I post under a different name, can't the moderator see it is coming from the same computer?

We know everything.   

...except how to fix his computer!

That's the whole point; they DO know how to fix his computer!!

[ghost]

Nothing is stopping our beloved scholar walking to a library and using a computer there. Or to a friend's house, if he has one. Or begging on the streets with a sign saying [MUST USE INTERNET / NOT FOR PORN REASONS (ONLY)].

[Pretty Funky]

AGD "Whats a library?"



....Man. This is like shooting fish in a barrel!

[rab2591]

His computer is probably fine.

He probably just wondered what chaos would ensue if he left the board for more than 48 hours.

[ghost]

Let's do something crazy before he returns. Come on guys, think. As soon as he goes to this board it should appear like EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED. Just to mess with him.  

[The Shift]

Let's do something crazy before he returns. Come on guys, think. As soon as he goes to this board it should appear like EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED. Just to mess with him. 

Well, I'm typing naked – that should unsettle him.