Five Things Dennis Would Be Doing If He Came Back To Life For One Day

[rn57]

...instead of listening to SIP:

1) Pissing on Landy's grave, and then having sex with Alexandra Morgan
2) Pissing on Murry's grave (after toasting his memory a dozen times with two six packs), then having sex with the girl who worked at the nearest Del Taco
3) Beating the crap out of Mike, for all the usual reasons (plus some new ones)
4) Getting frustrated because Melinda won't let him bring a bag full of Big Macs (and "extras") to Brian, and taking out his frustration by using Al's old Pilgrim hat for a Frisbee and getting it all dirty
5) Giving Bruce the goddamdest Melvin there ever was.

[halblaineisgood]

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Congratulations, you've hit rock bottom.

[rn57]

For the information of non Americans who aren't fans of the long-running sludge-grunge band, a Melvin is a wedgie from the front.

[halblaineisgood]

to the sandbox...any second now...

[halblaineisgood]

and rightfully so.

[rn57]

Heck. All right, how about this:
1) Writing a dozen tunes on a par with River Song
2) Getting WIBNTLA on the box set
3) Giving ailing Daryl Dragon a pep talk
4) Taking his youngest kid to a Lakers game
5) Giving Foskett a Melvin.

[Andrew G. Doe]

1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl

[Pretty Funky]

1 Laughing his @ss off at any BB songs after 83 with a drum machine.
2 Track down his boat 'Harmony' for a sail.
3 Borrow some bad@ss wheels for a spin.
4 Leave flowers for Audree and Carl.
5 AGD's list.

[Jukka]

Now, you guys. He was a spiritual guy. i say he'd

1. Thank the lord for the gift of life
2. Go fishing and enjoy the nature
3. Feel at ease with the world and himself by the vast Pacific Ocean
4. Share love with people that are special to him
5. Tickle the ivories for one last time... With the notes disappearing into the starlit sky, forever resonating with his immortal spirit

[Steve Mayo]

nice list andrew.....    

[MBE]

The mind boggles.

[EgoHanger1966]

1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl

Yeah, that's it!

[Letsgoawayforawhile]

1. My mom
2. Your mom
3. Her mom
4. His mom
5. Their mom

[SMiLE Brian]

Teasing  Mike Love over SIP.

[letsmakeit31]

Whoever & whatever he jolly well likes

[Cabinessenceking]

There should be moar threads like this. f.eks how would Dennis react to SIP, 9/11, Skrillex answer: do his mother
Much more interesting than ranking albums and comparing songs

also, AGD nailed it I think

[rn57]

There should be moar threads like this. f.eks how would Dennis react to SIP, 9/11, Skrillex answer: do his mother
Much more interesting than ranking albums and comparing songs

also, AGD nailed it I think

The answers to these are easy.
SIP: the minute Forever finished he would reduce the disc to splinters then would phone Stamos and let him know what would happen if he even THOUGHT about singing any more of his songs.

9/11: he'd get very sad and very very drunk
Skrillex: what you said

[Mikie]

1. Scope chicks in Venice.
2. Snort big hog rails.
3. Fill up the jug with Vodka and orange juice.
4. Hit the recording studio with Bri.
5. Hit Chez Jays for drinks and talk old times with BB cohorts.

[SMiLE Brian]

Dennis and Stamos could bond over womanizing activites.

[SMiLE Brian]

1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl

Truly the essence of Dennis Wilson, my good sir!

[Shady]

1) Hanging around high schools
2) Texting Ambha Love
3) Attending Taylor Swift concerts
4) Tweeting
5) Making soulful music

[Theydon Bois]

1) Immediately drowning again, thanks to having been buried at sea.
2)
3)
4)
5)

[Alex]

1) Immediately drowning again, thanks to having been buried at sea.
2)
3)
4)
5)

 

[Kurosawa]

1) Immediately drowning again, thanks to having been buried at sea.
2)
3)
4)
5)

So mean!