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...instead of listening to SIP:
1) Pissing on Landy's grave, and then having sex with Alexandra Morgan
2) Pissing on Murry's grave (after toasting his memory a dozen times with two six packs), then having sex with the girl who worked at the nearest Del Taco
3) Beating the crap out of Mike, for all the usual reasons (plus some new ones)
4) Getting frustrated because Melinda won't let him bring a bag full of Big Macs (and "extras") to Brian, and taking out his frustration by using Al's old Pilgrim hat for a Frisbee and getting it all dirty
5) Giving Bruce the goddamdest Melvin there ever was.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 10:05:25 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 10:08:48 PM » |
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Congratulations, you've hit rock bottom.
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 10:10:35 PM » |
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For the information of non Americans who aren't fans of the long-running sludge-grunge band, a Melvin is a wedgie from the front.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 10:14:48 PM » |
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to the sandbox...any second now...
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2012, 10:16:34 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2012, 10:28:28 PM » |
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Heck. All right, how about this:
1) Writing a dozen tunes on a par with River Song
2) Getting WIBNTLA on the box set
3) Giving ailing Daryl Dragon a pep talk
4) Taking his youngest kid to a Lakers game
5) Giving Foskett a Melvin.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2012, 11:20:49 PM » |
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1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 01:01:58 AM » |
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1 Laughing his @ss off at any BB songs after 83 with a drum machine.
2 Track down his boat 'Harmony' for a sail.
3 Borrow some bad@ss wheels for a spin.
4 Leave flowers for Audree and Carl.
5 AGD's list.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 01:09:25 AM » |
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Now, you guys. He was a spiritual guy. i say he'd
1. Thank the lord for the gift of life
2. Go fishing and enjoy the nature
3. Feel at ease with the world and himself by the vast Pacific Ocean
4. Share love with people that are special to him
5. Tickle the ivories for one last time... With the notes disappearing into the starlit sky, forever resonating with his immortal spirit
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 04:52:13 AM » |
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The mind boggles.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 05:04:06 AM » |
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1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl
Yeah, that's it! |
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 05:43:37 AM » |
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1. My mom
2. Your mom
3. Her mom
4. His mom
5. Their mom
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 05:53:25 AM » |
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Teasing Mike Love over SIP.  |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 06:27:06 AM » |
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Whoever & whatever he jolly well likes  |
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 08:11:06 AM » |
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There should be moar threads like this. f.eks how would Dennis react to SIP, 9/11, Skrillex answer: do his mother
Much more interesting than ranking albums and comparing songs
also, AGD nailed it I think
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 08:52:52 AM » |
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There should be moar threads like this. f.eks how would Dennis react to SIP, 9/11, Skrillex answer: do his mother
Much more interesting than ranking albums and comparing songs
also, AGD nailed it I think
The answers to these are easy. SIP: the minute Forever finished he would reduce the disc to splinters then would phone Stamos and let him know what would happen if he even THOUGHT about singing any more of his songs. 9/11: he'd get very sad and very very drunk Skrillex: what you said |
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2012, 09:19:21 AM » |
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1. Scope chicks in Venice.
2. Snort big hog rails.
3. Fill up the jug with Vodka and orange juice.
4. Hit the recording studio with Bri.
5. Hit Chez Jays for drinks and talk old times with BB cohorts.
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I, I love the colorful clothes she wears, and she's already working on my brain. I only looked in her eyes, but I picked up something I just can't explain. I, I bet I know what she’s like, and I can feel how right she’d be for me. It’s weird how she comes in so strong, and I wonder what she’s picking up from me. I hope it’s good, good, good, good vibrations, yeah!!
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2012, 09:33:29 AM » |
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Dennis and Stamos could bond over womanizing activites.  |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2012, 09:48:40 AM » |
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1 - coke
2 - booze
3 - the nearest girl
4 - music
5 - the nearest but one girl
Truly the essence of Dennis Wilson, my good sir! |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2012, 01:34:08 PM » |
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1) Hanging around high schools
2) Texting Ambha Love
3) Attending Taylor Swift concerts
4) Tweeting
5) Making soulful music
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According to someone who would know.
Seriously, there was a Beach Boys Love You condom?! Amazing.
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2012, 03:25:24 PM » |
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1) Immediately drowning again, thanks to having been buried at sea.
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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2012, 11:59:26 PM » |
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1) Immediately drowning again, thanks to having been buried at sea.
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