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« on: October 07, 2012, 09:44:07 AM »
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 10:25:00 AM »
This is why Mike's press statement was released. Otherwise a lot of people probably would expect a Beach Boys show with Brian, David and Al
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 10:27:00 AM »
Quote from: Danimalist on October 07, 2012, 09:44:07 AM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.
Perfect example of why Mike needed to put that release out. Remarkable "...he found out" about John Stamos, but not about Brian, Al and Dave.

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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 10:47:26 AM »
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 11:07:19 AM »
Quote from: Cabinessenceking on October 07, 2012, 10:47:26 AM
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys
Thanks for sharing that with us all.
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Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Us Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.
Amen.  ---hypehat
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM »
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 01:46:06 PM »
Quote from: Cabinessenceking on October 07, 2012, 10:47:26 AM
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys

Nah, I'd take Stamos over Adrian Baker any day.
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 01:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Aegir on October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD FUCKING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 01:50:35 PM »
Quote from: The Real Beach Boy on October 07, 2012, 01:48:46 PM
Quote from: Aegir on October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD f***ING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.
We are a f***ed up bunch, ain't we? We surely mirror the band we love. Wink
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Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Us Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.
Amen.  ---hypehat
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 01:51:50 PM »
Ha! So true. Well, at least you can't see our disturbing shorts online.
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 02:00:54 PM »
Quote from: drbeachboy on October 07, 2012, 01:50:35 PM
Quote from: The Real Beach Boy on October 07, 2012, 01:48:46 PM
Quote from: Aegir on October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD f***ING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.
We are a f***ed up bunch, ain't we? We surely mirror the band we love. Wink

Especially when the lion's share of these phony fucking "fans" only know the 1966-67 stuff and TLOS...
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 02:03:10 PM »
I can live with being a joke, but not the same joke as John Stamos. Pirate
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 02:35:52 PM »
Love and Mercy.  And Live Long and Prosper.
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 02:39:08 PM »
Quote from: KittyKat on October 07, 2012, 02:35:52 PM
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Mike Love And Mercy. Live Long Prospered Road.
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2012, 02:39:46 PM »
Ashes to ashes, Jardine to Johnston, Amen.
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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 02:43:06 PM »
And may Marks have mercy on our souls. Forever and ever, hi ho silver awayyyyyyy
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 02:59:02 PM »
I'd just like to quickly add that the same issue that came up with the anti-Mike sentiment regarding touring is true in this case as well. Some fans dislike Stamos, at least his place and participation with the BB's, for actual reasons and can do so without ad hominem attacks and whatnot.

Because someone called Stamos a poopie-face or whatever doesn't mean all BB fans are f*****ed up and impossible to please.

This fan community, for better or worse, isn't much different than any fan community, broken up into every possible category. The trolls, the eccentrics, the analytical types, the types whose politics seem to trump anything they actually feel about whatever they're a fan of, the types with clear agendas and favorites, and so on.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM »
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.

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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 03:54:03 PM »
Quote from: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.


Beautiful, just beautiful. LOL
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The Brianista Prayer

Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Us Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.
Amen.  ---hypehat
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 04:00:10 PM »
Quote from: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



HYPEHAT!!! How in the hell did you think of this!??! I'm in stitches right now LOL LOL

"Your steak well done"  LOL
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 04:04:18 PM »
Quote from: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 04:29:35 PM »
Quote from: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 04:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Aegir on October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

I think the BB Fans should hear this, I want to see there reaction to this! Lol
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 06:02:20 PM »
Hats off to you, Hype!!  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2012, 06:09:18 PM »
Quote from: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.


Genius LOL
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