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« on: February 27, 2012, 11:40:49 AM » |
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Dennis takes Lennon. Both are dirty fighters.
Brian just has to fight Paul!
Carl and George. Lets see how quiet they are when the punches start flying
Mike and Ringo. Bit of verbal goading from Mike should get Ringo going.
Al and George Martin. One's old but one's tiny. Should be a fair fight.
Sorry, felt bored so I thought I'd start a random, meaningless thread that will hover annoyingly on this board for a week.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 11:48:17 AM » |
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Lennon would take Dennis. It would be a bloody match though.
I think Paul would start off well until Brian's fire was lit. Then I think it would be like watching a bear tear into a hyena.
George would take care of Carl pretty quickly.
Ringo and Mike would be a good match, but ultimately Ringo would win. This would also be a bloody one.
George Martin would take Al with the greatest of ease. "Go for the mouth George!!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 11:53:10 AM » |
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Murry is the wildcard!  |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 11:54:38 AM » |
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Murry is the wildcard! And he could take Brian E. with ease  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 12:04:15 PM » |
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Melinda vs. yoko while John and Brian make an awesome album together.
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 12:08:19 PM » |
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Mike is a bigger prick than Lennon. Dennis had a bigger prick than Lennon. 2-0, but don't tell the Hoffman board
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 12:10:41 PM » |
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Brian Epstein would get his ass kicked by Bruce. Mal Evans could beat the whole lot of them up.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2012, 12:12:58 PM » |
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Brian Epstein would get his ass kicked by Bruce. Mal Evans could beat the whole lot of them up.
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2012, 12:35:19 PM » |
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George would take care of Carl pretty quickly.
Particularly if George's wife Olivia was around with a fire poker or a lamp or whatever that was. And her being from Hawthorne. The mind reels at the thought. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2012, 01:28:45 PM » |
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I'm sorry but Mike would kill Ringo
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2012, 10:01:20 AM » |
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Celebrity Death Match...
well Yoko has the power of "shreiking" so she would blow melinda out of the water with her high pitched sound that would burst her head open..George would meditate and not fight BUT he may have the power of levitation or the power to move things with his mind (ala Jedi moves) I don't see Carl really having any kind of powers so IF George evolved those powers he would win,if not he would just be sitting there meditating and would get his ass wooped..Well Dennis would have a surf board in his hand and surf boards hurt when they bash someone in the face BUT Lennon has the secret power of Yokos "Shreiking" so yeah it would be a bloody fight,I think it would be pretty close,with Dennis barely winning...Geroge Martin is an old man so I'm sure Al could take care of him *Even though Al could be considered an "Old Man" as well,he's just not as old...Ringo would have to suffer from Mikes power of "shiney forehead" all he has to do is take his hat off and any Foe would be blinded,but at the same time Ringo knows how to use his drumsticks as weapons,so if he can cover his eyes he would win easly..now Paul and Brian would have to fight with their bass guitars,I'm sure they would be decked out with various weapons,I can imagine Brian having a flame thrower on his so he could light his ciggerretes with,while paul would have a chain saw to cut his vegatables up,I think if Paul keeps from being burned to a char he would win,but if he doesn't then he will end up Brians celebration dinner after the fight...
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2012, 11:50:47 AM » |
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Could Mike out BS Lennon? That's a toughie. May have to go with the Beatle on that one.
Could Mike out-levitate George? Could be a tie.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2012, 12:04:58 PM » |
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Could Mike out BS Lennon? That's a toughie. May have to go with the Beatle on that one.
Could Mike out-levitate George? Could be a tie.
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2012, 10:02:35 PM » |
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I think Jack Reiley could easily take Leggy Mountbatten. Ricky Fataar and Stig O'Hara would be a draw, though.
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"I thought Brian was a perfect gentleman, apart from buttering his head and trying to put it between two slices of bread" -Tom Petty, after eating with Brian.
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2012, 11:38:44 PM » |
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Brian wouldn't stand a chance, because he needs one hand to protect his soul.
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2013, 03:58:39 AM » |
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Thought I'd resurrect this one in light of all the stupid comparison threads popping up.
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2013, 06:40:03 AM » |
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If it was Mike vs Mick Jagger, Mick would be too chicken sh*t to even fight.
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"My name is Brian and I'm the man, I write hit songs with the wave of my hand" - Brian Wilson
Not only was Brian a musical genius, but he was a real cool head, making real good bread.
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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2013, 07:47:25 AM » |
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All you have to do to Mike Love to turn him into a fighting machine that would make Bruce Lee think twice is to give him his apple juice. It'd be a massacre. You just need to harness the suppressed rage that forty five years of mediation has given him.
Apart from Mike and Dennis, the beach boys are puny chubby fools. The Beatles, having grown up in Liverpool streets and getting into a fair few scraps etc. except Paul, another wuss.
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All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
What is this "life" thing you speak of ?
Syncopate it? In front of all these people?!
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2013, 07:58:17 AM » |
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I say Bruce vs. Bruce due to his split personality.
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2013, 08:56:22 AM » |
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How bout the Beatles vs. Badfinger?
No, never mind they are one and the same, right?
(well, I dont think so... I happen to like Badfinger)
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Hey Little Tomboy is creepy. Banging women by the pool is fun and conjures up warm summer thoughts a Beach Boys song should.
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A bootlegger knows no law
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2013, 01:05:34 PM » |
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Really? I admit it's kind of cool to say you prefer Badfinger to The Beatles. But, you really believe it?
This is a silly thread so I posted a silly post. Too bad it wasn't really funny like some of the others. Having an off day. |
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Hey Little Tomboy is creepy. Banging women by the pool is fun and conjures up warm summer thoughts a Beach Boys song should.
Necessity knows no law
A bootlegger knows no law
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« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2013, 01:20:41 PM » |
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David Marks versus Pete Best?
Al Jardine versus Bill Wyman?
Auxiliary Stone Ian Stewart would have made quick work of Bruce, bad heart and all.
But we all know the Battle Royale would be Mike versus Mick. Loser has to give the winner a kiss.
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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2013, 03:28:13 PM » |
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David Marks versus Pete Best? YES. |
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It’s going to be the greatest tribute album ever made.
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