Fun, Fun, Fun broke down parental authority, started the sexual revolution

[Mr. Cohen]

Mike Love is sneering. So are Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Carl Wilson. Al Jardine is smiling shyly in the corner. And they're about to take your daughters away for a night of fun, fun, fun.

The song says, with a twinkle in its eye: "Sure, pops. You can take your daughter's car away. We'll just shag in my car, instead. And now she won't have to ask you for gas money, either. I'll take care of her now. You'll just pay her room and board from now on. Thanks, you sure are a swell guy."

It's a total breakdown of parental authority. When Brian bursts out into that lustful wail at the end of the song, he's actually touching your daughter with his mind. He's violating her spiritually, corrupting her innocence. He's looking for a little teenage girl, like Marilyn Rovell.

"Let's go out for a ride," Mike Love says.

It sounds innocent. But you know the deal. The kids pretend to be innocent, the parents feign ignorance, and the bliss of denial goes.

"I'm gonna show that little girl a thing or two," Brian Wilson whispers seductively. "She'll fall for all my tricks."

And what does this corruption of the youth get the Beach Boys? The eternal boredom and anxiousness of "I Get Around". Cruising up and down the strip, looking for some kind of cheap thrill to take your mind off of the chilly emptiness inside, to escape from the rotten core that once was pure. They love no one.

The best girls stay home on Saturday night, where it's safe from menacing men like the Loves and Wilsons of the world.

They want to penetrate you for the first time, to see you bleed and hear the moans of pain.

"She won't be the little girl you once knew, pops, when I'm done with her, " says Dennis Wilson.

This isn't love. This is violent and raw.

Dennis Wilson is taking off his shirt. Your daughters hands glide across the soft tufts of glistening hair on his chest. Her breath is moist; her heartbeat, fast. They're in your living room. You're asleep with the wife you never make love to.

And they'll have fun, fun, fun. Just try and take that T-bird away, punk.

Al Jardine snickers.

[MarcellaHasDirtyFeet]

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[Biggus Dikkus]

This was hilarious. A great read, I hope you wrote this yourself.

[Nicole]

[Cliff1000uk]

This should be read out before every night of the C50 dates.

By Morgan Freeman
 

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