Was Marvin Gaye?

[hypehat]

Can Lou Reed?

Can Mike Love?

Do you Count Basie?

For whom does George Jones?

Did Lee "Scratch" Perry?




I'm a sucker for terrible puns - more if you have them? 

[18thofMay]

Can Engelbert Humperdinck?

[onkster]

Who did Lucille Ball?
Who gave Edith Head?

[Rocker]

Was James Brown ?



There must be some way for a John Lee Hooker - pun 

[hypehat]

Thank you kindly - the Humperdinck one is actually amazing 


Has Johnny Cash?
Are Spacemen 3?

[ghost]

Can Dave Grohl like a dog?

[ghost]

Can Courtney Love?

[ghost]

Can Brian Wilason, apparently not.

[pixletwin]

Did Wayne Coyne (that phrase)?

erm...

 

[Mike's Beard]

I'd love to see Kate's Bush.

[ghost]

Is Neil Young?

Did Audrey Murry a Wilson?

[Mikie]

At the church, did Gary usher? Was Roger Christian? Where did Van Dyke park? Did Mike Love?

[RangeRoverA1]

Richard's dream of being carpenter didn't work. In depression phase, he instead forms band The Carpenters in dedication to this dream.
Steve was set to play the leading character in the movie "Lawrence of Arabia". At the last time he declined & instead made career of singer.
Alicia found smb.'s keys to success & now she's world-famous.
Amy hated singing,  in fact. She invested money in building the best winehouse but her fans kept whining & she continued tours & stuff.
Angus was too young when they said he got musical ear. He was young & silly & naive that's why he believed what they said. The rest is history.
Aretha was frankly not only best black female singer, she is "queen diva", she said in self-confidence. Then asked, "Agreed?" to awestruck crowd of black & white fans.
Axl planted roses, then suddenly old school chum knocked his garden with an offer to be in a band. Axl replied "Well I nearly had to wait" then quickly changed his gardener costume to leather jacket & dyed his hair for cool image. Chum assisted.
Tom waits for nobody. He likes being in the studio alone.
Keith hated moon. He was convinced that drum skin looks kinda like moon surface & he hit them very angrily.
Frank's favorite tune is "Zippi-dee-do-da Zappa-dee-a".

[RangeRoverA1]

Ronnie can't sing well, they say she got very little spectre of vocal range. Somehow she still got to be famous.
Charlie went to the west over the 5 years before landing with the name Del Shannon.
B.B. wasn't prince. He's king. Not literally.

[JK]

A fine topic you've dug up there, RR.

Was Jack Black?
Was James Brown?
Was Maurice White?
Was Barry Blue?
Was Ade Orange?*
Was Skylar Grey?
Was Andrew Gold?
Was Horace Silver?
Was Al Green?

And speaking of green:

Van Dyke Parks
Gracie Fields
Punky Meadows


* Worked with Gary Numan

[RangeRoverA1]

Thanks. Your puns are samey.

Sheryl was stopped by some chap "Hey, can you take picture of me with buddies?" When she did, he says, "You know, me & my buddies agreed your voice sounds like a crow". Sheryl stood there, agape. He just shrugged shoulders, said bye & ran.
In medieval times there lived dollmaker. One sunny day, rich gentleman demanded doll made of steel. After finishing, he liked the result very much that he dubbed it "Steely Dan".
Carole knew she was King. When at school the teacher raised eyebrows, she said "I am Carole King. Deal with it".
Evie has a big house around the beach. During free time, she likes to be hid in sands showing just head.
The Fields appear to be magnetic - their shows draw many fans around the world.
The Stones don't seem to be able to get rolling - they're too skinny for that.
Hurry up! Express train goes to Ohio.
The amusement centre got new feature - enjoy the new ride in a death cab! Hey, cutie, would you join?
Mumford passed by some little boys with mother & he quickly ran to the record company "I got the band name - we are Mumford & Sons!".
Nancy isn't senator's daughter. Rather, she is singer's daughter.
Today's News: At 5 a.m. the vandal act took place in New York underground - the walls covered with graffiti. The FBI think it's the same gang - the color was velvet as previous case.

what, nobody will chime in?? Hey, where's everybody? HELLO!

[JK]

Your puns are samey.

Yes, they're samey. That's because I'm samey. As you get to know me better you'll discover just how incredibly samey I am. :=)

[RangeRoverA1]

Maybe you like making palindromes than puns.

[JK]

Maybe you like making palindromes than puns.

I'm glad you took it that way. I enjoy puns but palindromes keep my ageing brain up to scratch. 

[JK]

I'd love to see Kate's Bush.

Thank goodness this man has (been) moved on.

[RangeRoverA1]

I'm glad you took it that way. I enjoy puns but palindromes keep my ageing brain up to scratch.  

I like crosswords.

Frankie likes New York, his favorite restaurant to sing at is Indus Valley.
Iggy hangs out with pop stars but secretly hates popular music.
Rod's friend works in a ship as a steward. People used to mix them up, last evening Rod said "Let's change places today to see whose work is tough". Friend: "Did you forget about my stage fright?"
Townsfolk requested song from Dusty. She said "the acoustics in spring fields is great".
Stevie can't wait to get home to read "Alice in wonderland". In interview he admitted, "I get wisdom from the story".
At 20, to cope with poverty, Chuck stole berries from neighbors & would sell it in the street market. 1 bucket=50$.

"Smb. help this poor chap, he's bowing like crazy!", shouted David.
Mary travells around the world in 80 days. She said the inspiration was reading Jules Verne (sp?) story with such title. "I did it! Woo-hoo!", she posted in Twitter.

[RangeRoverA1]

Christopher said to manager he's being late - some kid got lost & was crossing the street - he helped find the fam.
Jimmy read the newspaper & in the next page there was big shot of his muzzle.
Jeff got upset after getting back to Australia.
Louisa grew up to be wee lady. She said "I liked Bobby my little puppy".
Bobby was darin' as a kid: he threw the garbage to the face of passers-by.
Desmond is into occult. He says "I am blue oyster". When people asked him what this means, he said it's secret.
Johnny used to count cash - now it's very difficult to do, with big bucks at play.

[Jay]

I don't get the ones about Christopher, Jeff or Louisa. 

[Lonely Summer]

Is Tom Petty?
Is George Harris' son?

[RangeRoverA1]

Ozzy went to the library to get "Wizard of the Oz" for grandkids, then checked the DVDs & chose "The Bourne Identity".
The Mama Michelle was drinking tea when smb. took her sandwich from her table. She yelled, "The Papas! Catch this scoundrel!"
Joanna got some_new instrument - guess what? Harp!
Judee sat at windowsill but then got tired of sitting & went jogging.