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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2011, 05:19:08 PM »
On the heels of the Smiley Smile disaster, the f*** Boys (formerly, the Beach Boys) released f*** Honey. All leads sung by Dennis.

1. f*** Honey
2. f*** You Glad
3. I Was Made to f*** Her
4. f*** Air (aimed at those who speculated that "Country Air" was the lost "Air Theme" from Smile)
5. A f*** or Two
6. Fuckin'
7. I'd f*** Just f*** to f*** You
8. Here Comes the f***
9. Let the f*** Blow
10.  How She Fuckalooed It
11. Mama Fucks

Within two weeks, the album was gold and the f*** Boys fortunes were reversed.
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2011, 05:30:22 PM »
ALBUMS
The Beach Boys F*** You
15 Big F***s
Endless F***
The Beach Boys F***!
F***ing Days (And F***ing Nights!!)
F*** Sounds
Carl And The F***ers - So F***ed
Smiley F***
All F***ing Long
F*** Down, Vol. 2
Sunf***er

More Song titles
Wild F***er
Country F***
Noble F***er
Little Saint F***
F***ing Wonderful
Caroline, F*** (or,  F***, No)
I Just Wasn't Made For This F***
F*** Chimes
Fall F***s, And F*** Winter (The W. WoodF***er Symphony)
California F***s
Let Him F*** Wild
Barbara F***
F*** Me Baby
Our Favorite F*** Sessions
F***ing Honda
F*** Machine
Lonely F***
Can't F*** Too Long


Songs Brian produced/wrote for others
I Guess I'm F***ed
He's a F***
F***ing Down The Swanee River
F*** City
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« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2011, 06:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Grimace on September 09, 2011, 05:11:41 PM
f*ck Session with "Big Daddy"
Quote from: onkster on September 09, 2011, 01:28:54 PM
F*ckin' Hungry
F*ckin' Safari
F*ck John B (and the boat he rode in on)
Girl Don't F*ck Me
She's F*ckin' Bald
Quote from: Wrightfan on September 09, 2011, 02:44:31 PM
I personally love "I'm in great f***ing Shape"
Quote from: ghost on September 09, 2011, 03:09:32 PM
I'll Bet He's Real Fukking Nice
Quote from: hypehat on September 09, 2011, 03:12:57 PM

Time to f*ck alone
Don't F*ck my Little Sister

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« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2011, 06:43:44 PM »
F*ckpoint Of Our Love

F*cks Of Change

F*ck Diane

F*cks Of Paris

Sweet Sunday F*ck
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« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2011, 07:11:43 PM »
The f*** (I.) You Album!
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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2011, 07:15:44 PM »
Loop de Loop (Flip Flop F**k'n In An Aeroplane)  Shocked
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« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2011, 07:33:22 PM »
What would Canned Heat do with "Ding Dang"?
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« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2011, 07:48:26 PM »
I'll Be F***ed For Christmas
Frosty The F***man
The F*** With All The Toys
("And she'll get") F***ed, F***ed, F***ed ("Til her daddy takes the dildo away")
Please Let Me F***
When I Grow Up To Be F***ed
Cabin F***er (featuring the sections: Who F***ed The Iron Whores? and Have You Seen The Grand Coulee F***?)
F*** O'Leary's Cow
I Love To F*** Da Da
Ballad of Ole F***er
A Young Man Is F***ed
Soulful Old Man F***er
F*** Don't Tell Me
Pom Pom F***girl
Cassius F*** Versus Sonny F***er
Warmth of The F***

...Oh God, I'm having too much fun with this, must stop!  LOL
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« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2011, 07:49:28 PM »
Quote from: mtaber on September 09, 2011, 07:33:22 PM
What would Canned Heat do with "Ding Dang"?

Ding F***ing Dang?
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« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2011, 08:06:59 PM »
the beach boys 1970 album, f*ckflower.

don't f*ck my little sister
f*ck my baby
when i grow up to f*ck a man
carl's big f*ck
a f*ck or two
i was made to f*ck her

sorry for any repeats

f*ck on the beach





40f*ck
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« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2011, 09:18:45 PM »
I Want To F*ck You Up. This is the greatest thread ever.  Grin
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« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2011, 09:38:25 PM »
f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f***
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« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2011, 09:42:44 PM »
Quote from: groovy on September 09, 2011, 09:38:25 PM
f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck


TROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL AAALLLLEEEEERRRRTTTTT
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« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2011, 10:41:53 PM »
F*ckya Back

Come F*ck With Me

F*ck I don't know

I'm so F*cked

'Till I F*ck

Big F*ck

Our Sweet F*ck

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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2011, 11:59:58 PM »
Quote from: Paul on September 09, 2011, 05:30:22 PM

F*** City

"This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in
F*** City!"
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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2011, 12:25:06 AM »

Do you f*ck worms
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2011, 12:55:25 AM »
I Love To F*uck DaDa?  Shocked
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2011, 01:56:40 AM »
I love f*ck you guys. The album title 'The Beach Boys F*ck You' had me in stitches  LOL

Let's F*ck Our Hearts Together
Had To F*ck Ya
F*ckin' Down The Highway
F*ck Up (The night....has come.... F*ck up..... with me...)
F*ckin' With A Heartache
When Girls F*ck Together  Shocked
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All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
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What is this "life" thing you speak of ?

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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2011, 11:56:39 AM »
Just out of curiosity I decided to look at some Canned Heat songs. Here is the tracklisting of their 1971 album, "Historical Figures and Ancient Heads".

1. Sneakin' Around
2. Hill's Stomp
3. Rockin' with the King
4. I Don't Care What You Tell Me
5. Long Way from LA
6. Cherokee Dance
7. That's All Right
8. Utah

So what the f*** is Mike talking about?
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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2011, 12:10:46 PM »
Child Is The f*cker Of The Man
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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2011, 12:23:42 PM »
I Can Hear F***ing
Never Learn Not To F***
The Things We F***ed Last Summer
Keepin' The F***er Alive
F*** My Room
f***ing Deuce Coupe
This F*** of Mine
Do You f***ing Remember?
Keep An Eye On f***ing
F*** A Wave

(Recorded "Live" At A ) Beach Boys F*** Fest!
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« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2011, 12:35:46 PM »
Denny's F*cks!
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« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2011, 01:01:22 PM »
This song wants to f*ck with you
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« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2011, 01:08:09 PM »
A+

How Could We Still Be F*ckin'?
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All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
Quote from: Andrew G. Doe on May 15, 2012, 12:33:42 PM
What is this "life" thing you speak of ?

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« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2011, 01:30:12 PM »
The Beach Boys: F*ucks

Meant For F*uck
F*cks
F*ck The World
Be F*cked In The Morning
When A Man F*cks A Woman
F*cking By
Anna Lee, The F*cker
Little F*ck
Be F*cked
Busy Doing F*cking
F*cking n Head
Transcendental F*ckitation

Sorry for the repeats
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