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« on: July 27, 2011, 07:28:31 PM »

Inspired by the book: Add Some Music to Your Day (giving credit to the editors:Don Cunningham and Jeff Bleiel); there's two different articles, one called 15 Bigger Ones and one called Good or Bad, Glad or Sad, the first article discusses album cuts that shows the growth of Brian (from Surfin' Safari to Surf's Up) and the second article discusses 5 songs that are (in comparison to season 3 of Star Trek: Original Series or the Beatles' take on Mr. Moonlight.) (for those wondering who don't own the book, the five songs discussed and not liked by the author: Tom Ekwurtzel (originally published in 1980) are: Love Surrounds Me (blasphemy!), Hold on Dear Brother (guilty pleasure of mine), Let's Put Our Hearts Together (eh, I'll give him that), In the Still of the Night (I'm not offended), and Bull Session With Big Daddy (that was kind of expected).

Anyways.....

I wanted to combine the two articles into an interactive thread at which everyone can voice their opinions of their Bottom 15 by the Beach Boys (which covers all albums and solo material as well.) And as I said, this is our opinions, so this isn't a thread to start a fight over how 'Then I Kissed Her is a much worse cover than School Days' or so on and so fourth.

I will give this some deep thoughts, you may begin!
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 07:49:35 PM »

I like all 5 of those songs that guy doesn't like. And why didn't he pick an actual song? A minute and a half of talking doesn't really constitute a "song" in my opinion.
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 08:03:32 PM »

I think Hold On Dear Brother is really great, I wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure, it's a fine song in its own right. I also really like In the Still of the Night, it has a great song. I've heard Marc Bolan really liked that 15 Big Ones-Love You stuff, and you can see why.
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 09:33:19 PM »

I like all 5 of those songs that guy doesn't like. And why didn't he pick an actual song? A minute and a half of talking doesn't really constitute a "song" in my opinion.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 10:05:01 PM »

I did all my research (just looked through all the albums on my wiki-BB-book) and here's what I came up with, in no particular order:

1) Santa's Got an Airplane (when I first heard that they were going to take Christmas lyrics and put em over H.E.L.P., it sounded like a bad idea and didn't make sense to me, guess what when I heard it? It sounded bad and the use of that track didn't make sense to me for "Christmas" music. HELP is on the Way is a big enough pill to swallow, but I still enjoy it)
2) Living With a Heartache (Never was a fan, always thought it should be called "Listening with a Headache," as most KTSA tracks have no relation to each other, this one really sticks out with the rest as more a Carl Wilson solo, maybe it's the style of music I don't like)
3) Love is a Woman (most complaints have already been made all over this board and I agree with most, it's one of the most single/boring/non-creative songs on the album and Airplane should have ended with album, especially with that ending vocal tag! Take LIAW out and throw Sherri She Needs Me on there, with some overdubbing of a farty synth, of course)
4) Passing Friend (boring, waste of space on the album, a Dennis tune or Male Ego would have fit better!)
5) Chapel of Love (boring, unispired, rarely listen to this cover)
6) Ten Little Indians (boring and was a great idea for a single by Capitol because "Surfing music was on its way out.")
7) Won't Someone Dance with Me? (Bruce on Goin' Public) (Enough said if you've heard this song)
Cool Let's Party (Mike Love with who knows....) (an instant skipper on the ol' ipod)
9) Surfin' on Summer in Paradise ("Yeah Mike, this is definitely what the Beach Boys woulda sounded like if they started out as a band in the 90s." Roll Eyes
10) California Energy Blues (Al on his Live in Vegas album) (Perhaps this was a preview of his soon to come, years later, solo album, but even Al was embarrassed enough not to put it on his studio/solo album....woulda been better off doing Cotton Fields or Susie Cincinatti for the live album).
11) East Meets West (zzzzzzz, the intro is startling and has a stench of 80s all over it)
12) Problem Child (bored outta my mind, the early 90s may be the worst time period for the Beach Boys which includes bad covers, Sweet Insanity, and books covered with false information)
13) Crocodile Rock (possibly one of the worst covers ever! I know we discussed this recently but what's worse: the song or the video? At least during the video, you can mute it.)
14) Summer of Love (of course another SIP is gonna make my list, a song I can't stand that Mike think's he's so good singing about)
15) Wipe Out (ah, I used to love this as a kid, but I was born in 84, so what do I know? When I watched the music video to this one, it made me realize how dated this was, even for the time it came out, only notable for having Brian's shouty backing vocals, which I enjoy, but not enough to stay off this list!)

Those are all the "released" songs that I'll post, I might do one on rarities because as we all know, that outtakes and rarities stay of for some or nothing.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 05:35:46 AM »

Will have to disagree with 'East Meets West', yes it's very 1980s but to me it's a good song. Totally agree on 'Won't Someone Dance with Me?' though, possibly the worst released song in the entire Beach Boys + solo works catalog.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 07:54:45 AM »

In no order:

- All of Summer in Paradise -- that easily eats up 12 spaces.
- "Hey Little Tomboy" - disturbing on so many levels.
- "When Girls Get Together" - so they picked this horrid P.O.S. because, apparently, they didn't have enough strong enough material to fill in that missing gap on KTSA. Tells you the quality of that album...or the quality of the band's judgment.
- "California Calling" - dippiness plus synths = angry 37!WS throwing stuff in his apartment.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 10:07:03 AM »

I did all my research (just looked through all the albums on my wiki-BB-book) and here's what I came up with, in no particular order:

1) Santa's Got an Airplane (when I first heard that they were going to take Christmas lyrics and put em over H.E.L.P., it sounded like a bad idea and didn't make sense to me, guess what when I heard it? It sounded bad and the use of that track didn't make sense to me for "Christmas" music. HELP is on the Way is a big enough pill to swallow, but I still enjoy it)
2) Living With a Heartache (Never was a fan, always thought it should be called "Listening with a Headache," as most KTSA tracks have no relation to each other, this one really sticks out with the rest as more a Carl Wilson solo, maybe it's the style of music I don't like)
3) Love is a Woman (most complaints have already been made all over this board and I agree with most, it's one of the most single/boring/non-creative songs on the album and Airplane should have ended with album, especially with that ending vocal tag! Take LIAW out and throw Sherri She Needs Me on there, with some overdubbing of a farty synth, of course)
4) Passing Friend (boring, waste of space on the album, a Dennis tune or Male Ego would have fit better!)
5) Chapel of Love (boring, unispired, rarely listen to this cover)
6) Ten Little Indians (boring and was a great idea for a single by Capitol because "Surfing music was on its way out.")
7) Won't Someone Dance with Me? (Bruce on Goin' Public) (Enough said if you've heard this song)
Cool Let's Party (Mike Love with who knows....) (an instant skipper on the ol' ipod)
9) Surfin' on Summer in Paradise ("Yeah Mike, this is definitely what the Beach Boys woulda sounded like if they started out as a band in the 90s." Roll Eyes
10) California Energy Blues (Al on his Live in Vegas album) (Perhaps this was a preview of his soon to come, years later, solo album, but even Al was embarrassed enough not to put it on his studio/solo album....woulda been better off doing Cotton Fields or Susie Cincinatti for the live album).
11) East Meets West (zzzzzzz, the intro is startling and has a stench of 80s all over it)
12) Problem Child (bored outta my mind, the early 90s may be the worst time period for the Beach Boys which includes bad covers, Sweet Insanity, and books covered with false information)
13) Crocodile Rock (possibly one of the worst covers ever! I know we discussed this recently but what's worse: the song or the video? At least during the video, you can mute it.)
14) Summer of Love (of course another SIP is gonna make my list, a song I can't stand that Mike think's he's so good singing about)
15) Wipe Out (ah, I used to love this as a kid, but I was born in 84, so what do I know? When I watched the music video to this one, it made me realize how dated this was, even for the time it came out, only notable for having Brian's shouty backing vocals, which I enjoy, but not enough to stay off this list!)

Those are all the "released" songs that I'll post, I might do one on rarities because as we all know, that outtakes and rarities stay of for some or nothing.

1) Santa's Got An Airplane: An early bootlegged version has "HELP" as the background music (as found on Sun, Surf & Balloons) but the final version as released on Ultimate Xmas has "Loop De Loop" as the music. Want to hear something even worse? How about "(I Saw Santa) Rockin' Around the Xmas Tree" which was released on Ultimate Xmas and features one of those horribly out of synch rhythm tracks of Brian's (much like "Calendar Girl"). Even worse was the "Xmas Medley" sung with the kids that is just so offensive...wait...never mind. That track was so bad it remained an outtake!

2) I like "Living With A Heartache" and it's probably one of the few (as in a couple) of songs that I like from that album. It's the guitar playing during the bridge that I like the most.

3) I love "Love Is A Woman". Pure whacked! Makes me feel dizzy.  Tongue

4) I can't listen to that '85 album all the way through. That is to say I did it once and wouldn't want to bore myself so badly again. Lifeless soul sucking plastic sh*t without a trace of balls. But then that basically sums up all music from the 1980's (with the exception of say Metallica) doesn't it?

5) I agree. I don't care for any of the other covers on 15BO either. People go on and on about "Talk To Me" and "Just Once In My Life" and I just skip from "Had To Phone Ya" right to "Let Us Go On This Way" on my 2fer all the time.

6) This one is not only cheesy but kind of offensive. Well at least they may have corrected that with "The Trader" 10 years later.

7) Not BB. But terrible none the less.

Cool Never heard it. Probably don't want to either.

9) Love your Mike Love quote. Really, this isn't much of a "band" project is it? Where's Brian? For the most part where's Al? Where are the real drums and instruments? This is a Mike Love album with guest appearances by (a couple of) the Beach Boys.

10) I don't have this album. I need to track it down.

11) Not worth seeking out. Even Four Seasons fans should avoid this one.

12) Another one I've been successful with forgetting about.

13) There was a dispatching job I did 10 years ago and there was a cassette of the Two Rooms tribute up there that I used to listen to. I'll say this: the Beach Boys cover was okay for what it was but it was IMO probably the weakest song written by Elton & Taupin so what can you do?

14) Summer In Paradise is just a tiny bit more listenable to me than the '85 train wreck. But songs like "Summer Of Love" can suck the rust off of a car bumper.

15) Why did they (mostly Brian) ever do this??? 1980's and 1990's were very embarrassing times to be a BB fan (solo Brian excepted).

I enjoyed reading your opinions and I hope you get a couple laughs out of mine. Thanks, Punkin!
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 10:20:44 AM »

This is hard, but here goes:
1. Wipe Out
2. Santa's Got an Airplane
3. Johnny Carson
4. I'm Bugged at My Old Man
5. Take a Load Off Your Feet
6. Student Demonstration Time
7. Beaks of Eagles
8. Rock'n'Roll Music
9. I can't even go into further specifics. There are a whole bunch on Sunflower, Love You, Passions, and those later albums that I can't even name because I haven't listened to them more than once. Sadly, I'm starting to scrape the barrel as I run out of BBs albums to collect! The above list includes ones I actually can recall. So: 8 Little Ones.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 11:18:28 AM »

I did all my research (just looked through all the albums on my wiki-BB-book) and here's what I came up with, in no particular order:

1) Santa's Got an Airplane (when I first heard that they were going to take Christmas lyrics and put em over H.E.L.P., it sounded like a bad idea and didn't make sense to me, guess what when I heard it? It sounded bad and the use of that track didn't make sense to me for "Christmas" music. HELP is on the Way is a big enough pill to swallow, but I still enjoy it)
2) Living With a Heartache (Never was a fan, always thought it should be called "Listening with a Headache," as most KTSA tracks have no relation to each other, this one really sticks out with the rest as more a Carl Wilson solo, maybe it's the style of music I don't like)
3) Love is a Woman (most complaints have already been made all over this board and I agree with most, it's one of the most single/boring/non-creative songs on the album and Airplane should have ended with album, especially with that ending vocal tag! Take LIAW out and throw Sherri She Needs Me on there, with some overdubbing of a farty synth, of course)
4) Passing Friend (boring, waste of space on the album, a Dennis tune or Male Ego would have fit better!)
5) Chapel of Love (boring, unispired, rarely listen to this cover)
6) Ten Little Indians (boring and was a great idea for a single by Capitol because "Surfing music was on its way out.")
7) Won't Someone Dance with Me? (Bruce on Goin' Public) (Enough said if you've heard this song)
Cool Let's Party (Mike Love with who knows....) (an instant skipper on the ol' ipod)
9) Surfin' on Summer in Paradise ("Yeah Mike, this is definitely what the Beach Boys woulda sounded like if they started out as a band in the 90s." Roll Eyes
10) California Energy Blues (Al on his Live in Vegas album) (Perhaps this was a preview of his soon to come, years later, solo album, but even Al was embarrassed enough not to put it on his studio/solo album....woulda been better off doing Cotton Fields or Susie Cincinatti for the live album).
11) East Meets West (zzzzzzz, the intro is startling and has a stench of 80s all over it)
12) Problem Child (bored outta my mind, the early 90s may be the worst time period for the Beach Boys which includes bad covers, Sweet Insanity, and books covered with false information)
13) Crocodile Rock (possibly one of the worst covers ever! I know we discussed this recently but what's worse: the song or the video? At least during the video, you can mute it.)
14) Summer of Love (of course another SIP is gonna make my list, a song I can't stand that Mike think's he's so good singing about)
15) Wipe Out (ah, I used to love this as a kid, but I was born in 84, so what do I know? When I watched the music video to this one, it made me realize how dated this was, even for the time it came out, only notable for having Brian's shouty backing vocals, which I enjoy, but not enough to stay off this list!)

Those are all the "released" songs that I'll post, I might do one on rarities because as we all know, that outtakes and rarities stay of for some or nothing.

1) Santa's Got An Airplane: An early bootlegged version has "HELP" as the background music (as found on Sun, Surf & Balloons) but the final version as released on Ultimate Xmas has "Loop De Loop" as the music. Want to hear something even worse? How about "(I Saw Santa) Rockin' Around the Xmas Tree" which was released on Ultimate Xmas and features one of those horribly out of synch rhythm tracks of Brian's (much like "Calendar Girl"). Even worse was the "Xmas Medley" sung with the kids that is just so offensive...wait...never mind. That track was so bad it remained an outtake!

2) I like "Living With A Heartache" and it's probably one of the few (as in a couple) of songs that I like from that album. It's the guitar playing during the bridge that I like the most.

3) I love "Love Is A Woman". Pure whacked! Makes me feel dizzy.  Tongue

4) I can't listen to that '85 album all the way through. That is to say I did it once and wouldn't want to bore myself so badly again. Lifeless soul sucking plastic sh*t without a trace of balls. But then that basically sums up all music from the 1980's (with the exception of say Metallica) doesn't it?

5) I agree. I don't care for any of the other covers on 15BO either. People go on and on about "Talk To Me" and "Just Once In My Life" and I just skip from "Had To Phone Ya" right to "Let Us Go On This Way" on my 2fer all the time.

6) This one is not only cheesy but kind of offensive. Well at least they may have corrected that with "The Trader" 10 years later.

7) Not BB. But terrible none the less.

Cool Never heard it. Probably don't want to either.

9) Love your Mike Love quote. Really, this isn't much of a "band" project is it? Where's Brian? For the most part where's Al? Where are the real drums and instruments? This is a Mike Love album with guest appearances by (a couple of) the Beach Boys.

10) I don't have this album. I need to track it down.

11) Not worth seeking out. Even Four Seasons fans should avoid this one.

12) Another one I've been successful with forgetting about.

13) There was a dispatching job I did 10 years ago and there was a cassette of the Two Rooms tribute up there that I used to listen to. I'll say this: the Beach Boys cover was okay for what it was but it was IMO probably the weakest song written by Elton & Taupin so what can you do?

14) Summer In Paradise is just a tiny bit more listenable to me than the '85 train wreck. But songs like "Summer Of Love" can suck the rust off of a car bumper.

15) Why did they (mostly Brian) ever do this??? 1980's and 1990's were very embarrassing times to be a BB fan (solo Brian excepted).

I enjoyed reading your opinions and I hope you get a couple laughs out of mine. Thanks, Punkin!
Now that I re-read some stuff, I meant Santa's On His Way (with H.E.L.P. backing track). I can actually stand the cut of airplane on Ultimate but Santa's on his way is vomit-zone.

Also, I was considering putting Hey There Mama/I saw Mommy Kissing Santa, but I thought, Hey There Mama is an incomplete song and I saw Mommy has historical value for having Jardine's kids sing for the first time, though that backing track fits about as well has Brian could fit in a pair of 30-waist jeans in 1981.
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 12:31:33 PM »

Problem Child
Crocodile Rock
Summer Of Love
When Girls Get Together
Sunshine
Livin' With A Heartache
Passing Friend
Won't Somebody Dance With Me
A Friend Like You
Match Point Of Our Love
Let's Party
I'm So Lonely
California Sun
California Energy/Recall Blues
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 12:40:28 PM »

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4. I'm Bugged at My Old Man
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I actually really like that one.
It's dumb as hell and cracks me up every time.

I wish I could see outside
But he tacked up boards on my window
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 02:14:31 PM »

I think many of the high points have been hit, esp p'head's list.

I might add:
Make it Big...possibly the only CW song I can't learn to like.

also.... Love is a Woman.....would have been better performed by the REAL Elmer Fudd! 

and......I Wanna Pick You Up.  Nice melody but the lyrics are ......sorry, I can't find the words.....
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 02:38:52 PM »


1) Santa's Got An Airplane: An early bootlegged version has "HELP" as the background music (as found on Sun, Surf & Balloons) but the final version as released on Ultimate Xmas has "Loop De Loop" as the music.

Nope - two different songs. The one that uses the "HELP" track is called "Santa's On His Way".
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 03:04:33 PM »

1] When A Man Needs A Woman
2] Sumahama
3] I Wanna Pick You Up
4] She's Got Rhythm
5] Hey Little Tomboy (ADULT/CHILD Mix)
6] Hey Little Tomboy (Winds of Change Mix)
7] Hey Little Tomboy (MIU Mix)
8] Summer of Love
9] Take a Load Off Your Feet
10] Transcendental Meditation
11] The Beaks of Eagles (The talking, the backing track under the talking is great)
12] When Girls Get Together
13] Kokomo
14] Wontcha Come Out Tonight
15] Crocodile Rock (it truly is dreadful, Carl looks like there is someone behind the camera holding a gun to him through most the video.)
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2011, 02:28:14 AM »

1) Kokomo (It has the most odious eighties production, I think. Carl's falsetto and the baffling presence of VDP on accordion cannot save it, although it's a fairly easy choice for 'crap BB's songs', I know)
2) Lady Lynda (Vile)
3) Everyone's In Love With You (Also vile, for similar reasons)
4) Help Me Rhonda (It just drives me barmy, for some irrational reason - the chorus is incredibly banal)
5) Gettin' Hungry (Risible songcraft, to say nothing of the fact the ugly organ sound comes blaring thru the mix in the chorus)
6) Bluebirds Over The Mountain (It's like Ob La Di Ob La Da, but even more saccharine. Blasted Bruce. Also, Mike's vocals are unpleasant)
7) She's Got Rhythm (My god, that falsetto)
8. Goin' South (Or really, any of Carl's dreadful late 70's ballads. It's so annoying how his songwriting dropped off from such a promising start)
9) Peggy Sue (Limp)
10) Make It Good (Dennis' worst song by a considerable margin)
11) Loop De Loop (Sail Plane Song is just passable. This.... No)
12) Winds Of Change (Oh jesus christ)
13) We Got Love (Boring, clicheridden, played lousily..... Ricky and Blondie on Autopilot)
14) Funky Pretty (I really don't get the love for this. It's so.... uninteresting.)
15) Little Saint Nick (It's USELESS)
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2011, 08:25:56 AM »

Funky Pretty is among my top 50 favorites from the boys.  Both studio and live versions.   Silly lyrics but such a good and infectious sound...and the shared lead vocals....

This one crosses into that grey area where some love it some hate it...like the better stuff from Love You.

I gotta say that ML writes some really bad songs, no wonder he wants to get back to collaborating with Brian.
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2011, 10:52:10 AM »

Discounting incoherent music like grindcore/crunk/etc., Hey Little Tomboy might be the worst song I've ever heard.
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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2011, 12:41:40 PM »

I did all my research (just looked through all the albums on my wiki-BB-book) and here's what I came up with, in no particular order:

1) Santa's Got an Airplane (when I first heard that they were going to take Christmas lyrics and put em over H.E.L.P., it sounded like a bad idea and didn't make sense to me, guess what when I heard it? It sounded bad and the use of that track didn't make sense to me for "Christmas" music. HELP is on the Way is a big enough pill to swallow, but I still enjoy it)
2) Living With a Heartache (Never was a fan, always thought it should be called "Listening with a Headache," as most KTSA tracks have no relation to each other, this one really sticks out with the rest as more a Carl Wilson solo, maybe it's the style of music I don't like)
3) Love is a Woman (most complaints have already been made all over this board and I agree with most, it's one of the most single/boring/non-creative songs on the album and Airplane should have ended with album, especially with that ending vocal tag! Take LIAW out and throw Sherri She Needs Me on there, with some overdubbing of a farty synth, of course)
4) Passing Friend (boring, waste of space on the album, a Dennis tune or Male Ego would have fit better!)
5) Chapel of Love (boring, unispired, rarely listen to this cover)
6) Ten Little Indians (boring and was a great idea for a single by Capitol because "Surfing music was on its way out.")
7) Won't Someone Dance with Me? (Bruce on Goin' Public) (Enough said if you've heard this song)
Cool Let's Party (Mike Love with who knows....) (an instant skipper on the ol' ipod)
9) Surfin' on Summer in Paradise ("Yeah Mike, this is definitely what the Beach Boys woulda sounded like if they started out as a band in the 90s." Roll Eyes
10) California Energy Blues (Al on his Live in Vegas album) (Perhaps this was a preview of his soon to come, years later, solo album, but even Al was embarrassed enough not to put it on his studio/solo album....woulda been better off doing Cotton Fields or Susie Cincinatti for the live album).
11) East Meets West (zzzzzzz, the intro is startling and has a stench of 80s all over it)
12) Problem Child (bored outta my mind, the early 90s may be the worst time period for the Beach Boys which includes bad covers, Sweet Insanity, and books covered with false information)
13) Crocodile Rock (possibly one of the worst covers ever! I know we discussed this recently but what's worse: the song or the video? At least during the video, you can mute it.)
14) Summer of Love (of course another SIP is gonna make my list, a song I can't stand that Mike think's he's so good singing about)
15) Wipe Out (ah, I used to love this as a kid, but I was born in 84, so what do I know? When I watched the music video to this one, it made me realize how dated this was, even for the time it came out, only notable for having Brian's shouty backing vocals, which I enjoy, but not enough to stay off this list!)

Those are all the "released" songs that I'll post, I might do one on rarities because as we all know, that outtakes and rarities stay of for some or nothing.

1) Santa's Got An Airplane: An early bootlegged version has "HELP" as the background music (as found on Sun, Surf & Balloons) but the final version as released on Ultimate Xmas has "Loop De Loop" as the music. Want to hear something even worse? How about "(I Saw Santa) Rockin' Around the Xmas Tree" which was released on Ultimate Xmas and features one of those horribly out of synch rhythm tracks of Brian's (much like "Calendar Girl"). Even worse was the "Xmas Medley" sung with the kids that is just so offensive...wait...never mind. That track was so bad it remained an outtake!

2) I like "Living With A Heartache" and it's probably one of the few (as in a couple) of songs that I like from that album. It's the guitar playing during the bridge that I like the most.

3) I love "Love Is A Woman". Pure whacked! Makes me feel dizzy.  Tongue

4) I can't listen to that '85 album all the way through. That is to say I did it once and wouldn't want to bore myself so badly again. Lifeless soul sucking plastic sh*t without a trace of balls. But then that basically sums up all music from the 1980's (with the exception of say Metallica) doesn't it?

5) I agree. I don't care for any of the other covers on 15BO either. People go on and on about "Talk To Me" and "Just Once In My Life" and I just skip from "Had To Phone Ya" right to "Let Us Go On This Way" on my 2fer all the time.

6) This one is not only cheesy but kind of offensive. Well at least they may have corrected that with "The Trader" 10 years later.

7) Not BB. But terrible none the less.

Cool Never heard it. Probably don't want to either.

9) Love your Mike Love quote. Really, this isn't much of a "band" project is it? Where's Brian? For the most part where's Al? Where are the real drums and instruments? This is a Mike Love album with guest appearances by (a couple of) the Beach Boys.

10) I don't have this album. I need to track it down.

11) Not worth seeking out. Even Four Seasons fans should avoid this one.

12) Another one I've been successful with forgetting about.

13) There was a dispatching job I did 10 years ago and there was a cassette of the Two Rooms tribute up there that I used to listen to. I'll say this: the Beach Boys cover was okay for what it was but it was IMO probably the weakest song written by Elton & Taupin so what can you do?

14) Summer In Paradise is just a tiny bit more listenable to me than the '85 train wreck. But songs like "Summer Of Love" can suck the rust off of a car bumper.

15) Why did they (mostly Brian) ever do this??? 1980's and 1990's were very embarrassing times to be a BB fan (solo Brian excepted).

I enjoyed reading your opinions and I hope you get a couple laughs out of mine. Thanks, Punkin!
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To be fair, I did include All the BB albums plus solo as part of the rules and regulations.  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2011, 02:06:16 AM »

Transcendental Meditation, I Wanna Pick You Up, Funky Pretty, Hey Little Tomboy, The Beaks of Eagles... all great stuff as far as I'm concerned. Smiley

Here's my list of personal non-favorites:

Keepin' the Summer Alive
Peggy Sue
Maybe I Don't Know
I Do Love You
Fairy Tale (GIOMH, not the brilliant Mt Vernon and Fairway)
Make a Wish (GIOMH version)
Hold Me (CW)
Sunshine (Imagination)
Santa's Got an Airplane
Problem Child
Remember Walking in the Sand
California Recall Blues (AJ)
Won't Somebody Dance with Me (BJ solo)
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2011, 07:12:43 AM »

Is there anywhere online I can hear "east meets west"?
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2011, 07:20:44 AM »

Is there anywhere online I can hear "east meets west"?

If you have Spotify, it's on there (on a Four Seasons box-set). Can't find it on the Y'Tube and not sure about anywhere else.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2011, 01:16:22 PM »

Is there anywhere online I can hear "east meets west"?

If you have Spotify, it's on there (on a Four Seasons box-set). Can't find it on the Y'Tube and not sure about anywhere else.

Thanks, Its def better than I thought it would be.
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2011, 10:08:36 PM »

Well, I forgot about Happy Endings, I might trade my view on East Meets West with Happy Endings...or they just might be equally as bad.
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« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2011, 09:03:40 AM »

Discounting incoherent music like grindcore/crunk/etc., Hey Little Tomboy might be the worst song I've ever heard.
It's well produced and has great vocals.  Grin
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