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JaredLekites
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Why did Brian Wilson cross the road?
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'Cause he was sick on honkin' down the highway?
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Cause he was stapled to the chicken?
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February 15, 2011, 11:18:07 PM »
To avoid Mike who was heading the other way?
It was renamed 'Wilson Road' and Landy told him to?
To bum a smoke from Carnie and Wendys school bus driver?
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Cos his wife & managers told him to?
Quote from: bgas on February 15, 2011, 06:09:22 PM
Quote from: hypehat on February 15, 2011, 04:28:04 PM
In my defense, that joke is about as old as oldsurferdude
Physically or mentally?
Either works. I picture him as one of the old dudes who heckles on The Muppets, just with even worse gags.
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Because he wanted to get to the other side?
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Quote from: JaredLekites on February 15, 2011, 08:46:44 PM
Why did Brian Wilson cross the road?
I don't no why but keep I keep thinkin'...
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Q) Why did the Beatles cross the road?
A) For an album cover photo shoot.
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Quote from: JaredLekites on February 15, 2011, 08:46:44 PM
Why did Brian Wilson cross the road?
To get to where his real fine IV-09 was parked?
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Quote from: JaredLekites on February 15, 2011, 08:46:44 PM
Why did Brian Wilson cross the road?
To see if Mike Love
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Sure, it's easy to copy/paste and search google/wikipedia, but if you have to look it up, it's like laughing at a joke 10 minutes later...and even after searching for, was it really worth it?
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Question 1: Why does "Solar System" exist?
Question 2: What did Mike Love like to chew on before gigs?
Answer to both: "Brian Wilson's nuts."
(Don't blame me for this one, blame Mark Prindle).
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We only have Al Jardine's word that Brian crossed the road! Neither Brian or his management will confirm the crossing took place.
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Indeed, but they didn't deny it either. To me that speaks volumes.
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My old original:
What's a bank president's favorite Beach Boys' song?: Time to get a Loan
What Beach Boys song is something we don't want to pay?: Full Sale
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What did Brian sing at the table when the waitress brought him his egg benedict?
"I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me eggs-citations!"
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*smacks forehead*
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February 16, 2011, 03:19:46 PM »
Brian, Carl, Dennis and Mike are hanging out on the Santa Monica Pier, as a Beach Boy does.
Conversation is lacking. Carl, trying for some one-man-upmanship amongst his family, throws the cheeseburger he had been saving for later into the water. His brothers and cousin are stunned.
"What?" Carl says, "I'm a Beach Boy! I'm rich! I've enough cheeseburgers to last me a lifetime! What's one wasted?"
All suitably impressed, Denny takes it upon himself to make the next move. With only a slight apology on her behalf, he picks up the groupie he had been with and throws her into the water.
"What's the fuss about? I'm knee-deep in groupies, man. You're just jealous I can throw them away. I've enough groupies to last me a lifetime!"
His part of the bargain fufilled, the attention turns to Brian. The eldest Wilson ponders for a moment.
He throws Mike into the water, and says
"I've had enough of him!"
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Quote from: ontor pertawst on October 06, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
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What is this "life" thing you speak of ?
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Quote from: Dada on February 16, 2011, 02:26:54 PM
What did Brian sing at the table when the waitress brought him his egg benedict?
"I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me eggs-citations!"
O....M....G...
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This thread is the best thread.
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Q. How many Brian Wilsons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. He gets the Wrecking Crew to do it for him.
(I'm just making sh*t up at this point).
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February 16, 2011, 07:41:18 PM »
A panda named brian wilson goes into a nice diner. He orders steak and cake. He finishes his meal, and instead of tipping the waitress, pulls out a pistol and kills her. He then exits the diner and strolls mindlessly down the street. Upon his arrest, he is questioned as to why he committed such an act. His reply was "I'm a panda, look it up". Later, in completing the investigation the detective looked up "panda" on google. The description was as follows; small animal resembling a bear; eats, shoots, and leaves.
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What was Dennis singing when he hauled himself and the Manson girls into the VD clinic?
'Round round get around, I get around"
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Brian and Van Dyke were driving around one night. Brian was looking for some cocaine and organic food, and just decided to bring his buddy with him. They get to the Cocaine and Granola Store and Brian stopps the car. The two men get out, switch seats, pull into a spot. As they're entering the store, a bystander looks at them confused and asks "What was that? A Chinese fire drill"
Brian pulls out a melodica and begins playing Shortening Bread. He can't keep it up too long from smoking 4 packs of cigarettes all day and looks at the confused man.
"Hi! I'm Brian Wilson!" He says.
he pauses to catch hsi breath, then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
"Sure I do Brian. It's a great song!."
He then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
He then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
"Sure I do Brian. It's a great song!."
He then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
"Sure I do Brian. It's a great song!."
He then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
"Sure I do Brian. It's a great song!."
He then plays the intro to California Girls on his melodica. He looks at the man.
"Do you know this song?" He asks
"Sure I do Brian. It's a great song!."
At this point the man is even mroe confused and repeats his first question.
"But why did you stop and switch places just before you got here?" He asks again.
"Well I just like to Drive. Van Dyke Parks."
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Oh dear god
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Quote from: ontor pertawst on October 06, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
All roads lead to Kokomo. Exhaustive research in time travel has conclusively proven that there is no alternate universe WITHOUT Kokomo. It would've happened regardless.
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What is this "life" thing you speak of ?
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