The worst joke...

[ReggieDunbar]

Which was Eugeny Landys favourite Beach Boys song? :

DSM-IV-09

//RD

[Andrew G. Doe]

May well be the worst joke, it being neither funny nor in any way comprehensible to me.

[bgas]

May well be the worst joke, it being neither funny nor in any way comprehensible to me.

I thought maybe it was just me not getting it. I feel better now. 
Maybe it's a stupid pet trick

[Rocker]

May well be the worst joke, it being neither funny nor in any way comprehensible to me.

I thought maybe it was just me not getting it. I feel better now. 
Maybe it's a stupid pet trick

Well, it's not that hard. If you understand roman numerals and combine it with a quick look to wikipedia:
DSM-IV Codes
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Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition, Text Revision, also known as DSM-IV-TR, is a manual published by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) that includes all currently recognized mental health disorders. The coding system utilized by the DSM-IV is designed to correspond with codes from the International Classification of Diseases, commonly referred to as the ICD. Since early versions of the DSM did not correlate with ICD codes and updates of the publications for the ICD and the DSM are not simultaneous, some distinctions in the coding systems may still be present. For this reason, it is recommended that users of these manuals consult the appropriate reference when accessing diagnostic codes.



So, it is: DSM - 4-09

[Pretty Funky]

Lame!

[bgas]

Not even lame, just not funny at all.
Banish The poster!!

[stack-o-tracks]

Who actually got the joke when they first read it?

[The infamous Baldwin Organ]

I did, and I thought it was funny. Helps if you know what it means. 

[Fun Is In]

I did, and I thought it was funny. Helps if you know what it means. 

Me too.
There's a copy of the DSM-III-R in sight from my keyboard.

[A Million Units In Jan!]

So I guess to you 3 it must be a real riot then.

[hypehat]

As our good friend The Don has started the petition to get me banned, i thought i might grease the wheels somewhat.

Dennis Wilson walks into a bar, and orders a pint. The bartender takes one look at him and says 'You've had too much to drink. Go home, I won't serve you.'
Denny protests, but the bartender won't relent and so he staggers out the door.
Now this is an fairly old pub, and has multiple entrances. So when Wilson comes through the second entrance 5 minutes later, the Bartender knows his game.
When Denny gets to the bar, the Bartender stops him and says 'Look, I won't serve you. Go home.'
'F*ck, man. What the hell." Denny replies, and turns around and staggers out.
The bartender gets back to work, thinking he's seen the last of Denny, until 5 minutes later the third entrance bursts open and Dennis Wilson staggers in.
"Look mate, I keep telling you. You're pissed, and I won't serve you. Now f*ck off home." The bartender shouts at him. To which Dennis replies,


'For f*cks sake, every single pub i go into won't serve me!'





I'll get me coat  

[A Million Units In Jan!]

As our good friend The Don has started the petition to get me banned, i thought i might grease the wheels somewhat.

Dennis Wilson walks into a bar, and orders a pint. The bartender takes one look at him and says 'You've had too much to drink. Go home, I won't serve you.'
Denny protests, but the bartender won't relent and so he staggers out the door.
Now this is an fairly old pub, and has multiple entrances. So when Wilson comes through the second entrance 5 minutes later, the Bartender knows his game.
When Denny gets to the bar, the Bartender stops him and says 'Look, I won't serve you. Go home.'
'F*ck, man. What the hell." Denny replies, and turns around and staggers out.
The bartender gets back to work, thinking he's seen the last of Denny, until 5 minutes later the third entrance bursts open and Dennis Wilson staggers in.
"Look mate, I keep telling you. You're pissed, and I won't serve you. Now f*ck off home." The bartender shouts at him. To which Dennis replies,


'For f*cks sake, every single pub i go into won't serve me!'





I'll get me coat  

As the young kids today like to say; 'Epic Fail'   

[bgas]

As our good friend The Don has started the petition to get me banned, i thought i might grease the wheels somewhat.

Dennis Wilson walks into a bar, and orders a pint. The bartender takes one look at him and says 'You've had too much to drink. Go home, I won't serve you.'
Denny protests, but the bartender won't relent and so he staggers out the door.
Now this is an fairly old pub, and has multiple entrances. So when Wilson comes through the second entrance 5 minutes later, the Bartender knows his game.
When Denny gets to the bar, the Bartender stops him and says 'Look, I won't serve you. Go home.'
'F*ck, man. What the hell." Denny replies, and turns around and staggers out.
The bartender gets back to work, thinking he's seen the last of Denny, until 5 minutes later the third entrance bursts open and Dennis Wilson staggers in.
"Look mate, I keep telling you. You're pissed, and I won't serve you. Now f*ck off home." The bartender shouts at him. To which Dennis replies,


'For f*cks sake, every single pub i go into won't serve me!'


I'll get me coat  

As the young kids today like to say; 'Epic Fail'   

Not certain what Epic Fail is, with it's half quotes, but this one it least is accessible by pretty much anyone.
 Mildly humorous, Closer to Brian's than Landy's

[hypehat]

In my defense, that joke is about as old as oldsurferdude 

[Don_Zabu]

I got a better one: what's saltier than a sardine? Al Jardine!

[Myk Luhv]

I got it when I read it the first time. I thought it was pretty good. Not a laugh riot, more of a 'well played' sort of thing.

[Pretty Funky]

You want bad? I'll give you bad!
Found this one

The beach boys walk into a bar sit down look at each other and in turn say.
"Round" "Round" "get a Round" "ill get the Round"

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Bad joke or not, I have a feeling that exact Dennis scenario actually happened 

[SG7]

http://web.archive.org/web/20030404030551/community-2.webtv.net/@HH!00!19!F93E0A8143AC/sloopdougb/BBAdventurespart2/page8.html

[bgas]

In my defense, that joke is about as old as oldsurferdude 

Physically or mentally?

[Runaways]

wow that really was the worst joke.

[Peter Reum]

Riot.......DSM-IV oh nine....riot!

[donald]

another set up.......


What did the shrink take to the drag race?

His DSM-IV 09.

[Peter Reum]

 

[Don_Zabu]

Question 1: Why does "Solar System" exist?

Question 2: What did Mike Love like to chew on before gigs?

Answer to both: "Brian Wilson's nuts."

(Don't blame me for this one, blame Mark Prindle).