The Heartical Don
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> Associated Press LOS ANGELES, California - Mike
> Love, lead singer of the famed
> California band the Beach Boys, filed suit yesterday
> in a Los Angeles court
> seeking unspecified damages for the alleged
> impregnation
> of his cat by a neighbor's feline. The suit charges
> Michael Garrity with
> failure to properly restrain his cat and negligence
> in the birth of nine
> kittens to Love's cat eight weeks ago. Love is
> seeking actual damages to
> cover
> his expenses for the care of the kittens and an
> unspecified amount in punitive
> damages caused by the hardship. When reached for
> comment, Mr. Garrity said he
> was unaware of the suit but that Love had recently
> confronted him with the allegation but was told that
> Garrity's cat had died
> several months before of complications from surgery.
> Love's attorney could not
> be reached for comment.
>
(From 1999, found somewhere on the web.)
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Mike's Beard
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Check your privilege. Love & Mercy guys!
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2010, 09:42:32 AM » |
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"This story is complete and utter lies and slanderous gossip, with no foundation in the truth whatsoever!" snarled Mike as he again plunged the writhing, mewling sack into the deep end of his swimming pool.
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2010, 09:52:13 AM » |
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"This story is complete and utter lies and slanderous gossip, with no foundation in the truth whatsoever!" snarled Mike as he again plunged the writhing, mewling sack into the deep end of his swimming pool.
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The Madcap
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2010, 02:55:09 PM » |
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I'd believe it.
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The Shift
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Biding time
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2010, 03:18:00 PM » |
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Has Mike ever been married to a cat?
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Don_Zabu
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2010, 04:28:15 PM » |
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$50 says he got the cat pregnant himself, and filed the suit as an inept cover-up.
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ukulelejesus
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2010, 04:30:09 PM » |
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Sounds legit to me!
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summerinparadise.flac
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2010, 04:36:45 PM » |
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Its true and I know that because I'm the cat.
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-Brian Wilson, the Ruby song from Party.
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2010, 04:41:57 PM » |
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Its true and I know that because I'm the cat.
Show us on the doll where Mike Love touched you. |
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2010, 05:32:13 PM » |
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What a kitty. edit damn word filter  |
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2010, 05:41:01 PM » |
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Almost sounds like something from the Onion...Mike does seem to enjoy his petty lawsuits, but this one strains credibility, even for him.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2010, 08:30:43 PM » |
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So, mike is suing because his cat is a slut? |
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Mike's Beard
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Check your privilege. Love & Mercy guys!
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2010, 09:33:55 PM » |
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Mike shagged the cat whilst on one of his fasting freakouts. Mike then gave the cat a few bucks to sign a statement forfitting any legal right to the name Love for itself or its kittens.
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2010, 10:54:02 PM » |
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I'd bet that Mike co-wrote the story, especially the purring hum-along shag-a-mog riff. |
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