Here is a Mystery ...

[Shady]

This is a very straight thread 

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

watch it descend into "What Beach Boy would you DO if, of course, you weren't completely straight"!

[Amy B.]

watch it descend into "What Beach Boy would you DO if, of course, you weren't completely straight"!

I think it's hilarious that so many of the guys who have posted in this thread feel the need to say, "Oh, yeah...ahem, I'm straight, but I guess he's good looking. That is, to women and gay guys. Which is not me. Because you know, I'm straight." It's a fun thread. I probably shouldn't say this in light of the John Phillips story, but I remember that interview where even Carnie said she thought her Uncle Dennis was hot. Presumably that was as far as it went-- I think the point was that he was so attractive that men, women, and nieces couldn't help but notice.

[nobody]

watch it descend into "What Beach Boy would you DO if, of course, you weren't completely straight"!

The question of who I would do depends on whether it would be a case of doing or being done.

To do : Carl (love the ass and tits), Al (already love petite girls, Al's the next best thing!)

To be done by : Dennis, Mike (hopefully he chants his mantra during his climax)

To make sweet love to : Brian, while Pet Sounds is playing, and I'd pretend that I'm Marilyn (although I have a chin).

And I would take voyeuristic pictures of Bruce changing his clothes and sell them on eBay for profit.

[hypehat]

And I would take voyeuristic pictures of Bruce changing his clothes and sell them on eBay for profit.

Please, don't 

And for the record, Brian '66, 70's Carl and any Denny up to about 74 are all fiiiiine. Maybe Al, Mike's too bald, and Bruce is just too strange looking for me. Can i hear the love for Blondie and Ricky?

[nobody]

And I would take voyeuristic pictures of Bruce changing his clothes and sell them on eBay for profit.

Please, don't 

And for the record, Brian '66, 70's Carl and any Denny up to about 74 are all fiiiiine. Maybe Al, Mike's too bald, and Bruce is just too strange looking for me. Can i hear the love for Blondie and Ricky?

Haven't you heard that bald men are the most virile?

As a side note to this topic : is it known how big any of their microphones were? in the tight pants they all look pretty small

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

well, I'm more into curvy girls, so Carl would be my dreamboat, hands down!

and I mean "curvy" curvy, in the good, Carl 1978 way, not the Brian 1976 way!

[Magic Transistor Radio]

I think the hottest Beach Boys are the Honeys

[MBE]

Crazy darn thread! I think Brian and Dennis were the most interesting to look at through the years. Partly because their sharp declines can make you forget how normal and cool they were.

I think Brian looked really good up to Pet Sounds, when his weight was down a little from 1967-71 he could still look handsome. After that he always looked a little off, in the eyes especally, but I suppose he looked pretty decent in 1977.

Carl I think looked really good in the Smile era and then again around KTSA

Dennis looked cool through 74-75. !976 was ok

Al  Surfs Up-Holland era

Mike actually looked good in 1966-67

Bruce I guess around 69-71

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Dennis from the late 60s- maybe 1975, easily. Dana said she'd have wanted to hookup with him , and who am I to argue with my wife?

Brian kinda had the whole Seth Rogen thing about him.

[Aegir]

watch it descend into "What Beach Boy would you DO if, of course, you weren't completely straight"!

I think it's hilarious that so many of the guys who have posted in this thread feel the need to say, "Oh, yeah...ahem, I'm straight, but I guess he's good looking. That is, to women and gay guys. Which is not me. Because you know, I'm straight." It's a fun thread. I probably shouldn't say this in light of the John Phillips story, but I remember that interview where even Carnie said she thought her Uncle Dennis was hot. Presumably that was as far as it went-- I think the point was that he was so attractive that men, women, and nieces couldn't help but notice.

I don't know if this is a "straight" thing to say, but the attractive things I find in men are their feminine qualities. Dennis is a very manly-looking man, so I don't find him attractive at all. Carl looked feminine even with a beard, so to me he's the most attractive of the group.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Bruce is the only one I could say I found unattractive, at least from the early 80s on.

[phirnis]

Bruce Johnston still looked mighty cool at Knebworth. His '67/'71 moustache wasn't bad either. Made him look real tough.

[Magic Transistor Radio]

I have a man crush on Murry Wilson.....ok this thread has gone too far!

[Manchini]

and I'd pretend that I'm Marilyn (although I have a chin).

That is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on the internet. 

[Shady]

watch it descend into "What Beach Boy would you DO if, of course, you weren't completely straight"!

I think it's hilarious that so many of the guys who have posted in this thread feel the need to say, "Oh, yeah...ahem, I'm straight, but I guess he's good looking. That is, to women and gay guys. Which is not me. Because you know, I'm straight." It's a fun thread. I probably shouldn't say this in light of the John Phillips story, but I remember that interview where even Carnie said she thought her Uncle Dennis was hot. Presumably that was as far as it went-- I think the point was that he was so attractive that men, women, and nieces couldn't help but notice.

That better be as far as it went 

I may have to start questioning Dennis, these stories are adding up 

[Ganz Allein]

I've always wondered why Dennis has such a short haircut in those Zuma beach photos. This is, after all, 1967, and Dennis had been wearing the pop star/fashionable longer hair style for a couple of years already. Was it just a yearly cropping or did something happen to him that required him to get it cut so short? 

[The Heartical Don]

I've always wondered why Dennis has such a short haircut in those Zuma beach photos. This is, after all, 1967, and Dennis had been wearing the pop star/fashionable longer hair style for a couple of years already. Was it just a yearly cropping or did something happen to him that required him to get it cut so short? 

He knew that punk was going to happen sooner or later. Dennis was the Real Sex Pistol.

[nobody]

Wasn't it around that time that Carl was drafted? Maybe something similar happened to Dennis or he anticipated it and got his hair cut.

[MBE]

Dennis deliberatly acted unstable when interviewed for the draft so that couldn't be it. He got it cut real short at the end of 1971 and 74  too.

[Runaways]

look deep into his eyes...

[Aegir]

what's with RangeRover constantly posting in old threads?

[Freddie French-Pounce]

No-ones mentioned Stamos yet....

[Disney Boy (1985)]

To me, the Wilsons are just interesting to look at, if you catch my drift. If i see an photo of the band for the first time, it's Carl, Dennis and Brian that my eyes are drawn too. All three of them just had/have a real magnetic quality (the mind-boggling talent probably helps). Bruce however - is he good looking, with those weird droopy-at-the-side eyes? He looks like a partially melted Wilson waxwork.

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Dennis looked like Audree and his brothers looked like Murry.