"That's when someone goes to the bathroom on you!"
Who the hell says it like that?
Goes to the bathroom.
Jesus, hanging on his cross, went to the bathroom down his leg.
Jesus, resurrected in the tomb, goes to the bathroom on the wall.
Jesus, half unconscious after being resurrected, goes to the bathroom on the wall, not realizing that it's splashing on his feet in warm, yellow droplets of divinity.