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Title: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: MBE on April 12, 2009, 02:58:25 AM
Ok I have a funny story. I like a cocktail called a Golden Caddilac. Jon Stebbins mentioned Dennis liked it so I go around the last few months wondering if I can get one. It's I gues 30 years past it's popularity but I finally found one. It was good. It's Creme De Caco white, cream and, Galiano herbel liquer. It's got a kind of ainse mint taste. Anyhow I was telling my dad about it and he stops me horrified and say "DON'T ORDER THAT!!!" I say why and he goes "That's when someone goes to the bathroom on you!"


Title: Re: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: the captain on April 12, 2009, 06:15:19 AM
Funny story--but the drink sounds horrible. Just horrible.


Title: Re: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: sofonanm on April 12, 2009, 11:14:15 AM
"That's when someone goes to the bathroom on you!"

Who the hell says it like that?

Goes to the bathroom.

Jesus, hanging on his cross, went to the bathroom down his leg.

Jesus, resurrected in the tomb, goes to the bathroom on the wall.

Jesus, half unconscious after being resurrected, goes to the bathroom on the wall, not realizing that it's splashing on his feet in warm, yellow droplets of divinity.


Title: Re: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: Jason on April 12, 2009, 01:06:39 PM
Happy Easter to you!


Title: Re: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: MBE on April 12, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
"That's when someone goes to the bathroom on you!"

Who the hell says it like that?

Goes to the bathroom.

Jesus, hanging on his cross, went to the bathroom down his leg.

Jesus, resurrected in the tomb, goes to the bathroom on the wall.

Jesus, half unconscious after being resurrected, goes to the bathroom on the wall, not realizing that it's splashing on his feet in warm, yellow droplets of divinity.

My dad said it like that, I think he was trying to be polite.
As far as the taste of the drink if you like a Grasshooper and a Brandy Alexander then you would like this. It's not frozen though.


Title: Re: Not easter friendly but funny.
Post by: sofonanm on April 12, 2009, 10:23:55 PM
I'm not a big fan of Alcohol.

Although I'm kind of intoxicated now ... Easter ... on Jesus' blood.

I wish I could just switch back to my natural state of mind and body. So much clarity pervades it.

The intoxicated state, for me, feels like I'm existing in a sort of bubble for as long as the particular substance persists. Once it wears off, the bubble bursts. This applies to everything from alcohol to psychedelics. I'm convinced that a few intense meditation experiences altered my natural state - re-wired my brain or something. Before those experiences - particular drugs, psychedelics and such, seemed to take me higher than what I was normally experiencing. The sober state felt inferior, although it was necessary to operate in the world. Since those meditation experiences the intoxicated state - any substance - feels significantly 'lower' and more unconscious.