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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM »

I saw this post today on a site where the guy complained about crazy airline rules.

I think this is funny = guess that's easy since I haven't flown since 1997.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ
Hahaha. I'm sure Kafka would have approved. Grin
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« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2018, 04:39:43 AM »

Few humors by BBs board posters:

1. I create surveys in pastime & ask posters to answer. To question "The old chap sitting with you in the restaurant starts choking. Would you quickly stand back & press his tummy to get the food from mouth? What would you do? (Is there even term for it?)",
Watamushi answered:
"Easy one. Just put a vacuum into his mouth and turn it on Cheesy"

2. hbig's post:
"on this photo of the BBs, Brian neck up=Pez dispenser"


Nobody finds THESE funny? Hello, everybody.

Fave humors by RR, i.e. I:

Who likes what they like? Everybody.
Who doesn't like what they don't like? Everybody.
Who likes what they don't like? Nobody.
Who doesn't like what they like? Nobody.
Few people went. The other people stayed.
The Internet is world wide web.
Web is spider's creation.
Creation is invention's twisted relative.
Relative is fam.
Fam is genes.
Genes is said like jeans.
Jeans is predominantly blue.
Blue is ugly color.
Color is paint.
Paint is diverse.
Therefore, The Internet is diverse.
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Boy dislikes girl. The girl dislikes that boy. People dislike the boy AND girl. Question - WHO dislikes these people?

Pom pom generation thinks The Baby boomers can't hopscotch into admitting that they're ANYthing BUT cool & the boom they represent is archaic thing by now.
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« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2018, 07:07:30 PM »

Bravo!
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« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2018, 06:27:57 PM »

[‎9/‎26/‎2018 8:25 PM] Castillo, William:
Me: "I need you to right-click on the Network and Sharing Center".
Customer: "OK".
Me: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
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Customer: "No".
Me: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".

Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote down 'click'". 
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« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2018, 06:52:05 PM »

 LOL
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« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2018, 06:31:08 AM »

Humorless
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Short notice: the cat you see to the left is the best. Not counting your indoor cat who might have habit sitting at your left side when you post at SmileySmile.

Boy dislikes girl. The girl dislikes that boy. People dislike the boy AND girl. Question - WHO dislikes these people?

Pom pom generation thinks The Baby boomers can't hopscotch into admitting that they're ANYthing BUT cool & the boom they represent is archaic thing by now.
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« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2018, 06:44:26 PM »

I like the last two the best. Some of the others I'll have to read over several times to see if I "get" them.

The pizza one is great, very "punny."

 Poor Doris Day. She'll never live down that song. Yeah, it is what it is.
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"(Brian) got into this really touching music with songs like 'In My Room', and 'Good Vibrations' was amazing. The melodies are so beautiful, almost perfect. I began to realize he was one of the most gifted writers of our generation." - Paul Simon
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« Reply #82 on: November 02, 2018, 05:36:03 AM »

Humorless
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Short notice: the cat you see to the left is the best. Not counting your indoor cat who might have habit sitting at your left side when you post at SmileySmile.

Boy dislikes girl. The girl dislikes that boy. People dislike the boy AND girl. Question - WHO dislikes these people?

Pom pom generation thinks The Baby boomers can't hopscotch into admitting that they're ANYthing BUT cool & the boom they represent is archaic thing by now.
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