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"Palindromes unite God's EX'es"!! ... S o what to do without 'em - join the P/AL-ANON ?
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But please help me, Dr. Hedgeh-og. I believe the clinical term for my condition is 'post-poste-palinSYNdrome' !(?)...
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LOL. Thanks for the day brighteners!
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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Quote from: The LEGENDARY OSD on July 20, 2016, 07:58:06 AM
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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this is great stuff! anybody got anymore? love this stuff.
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More toilet humour, I'm afraid:
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Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
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Quote from: The LEGENDARY OSD on July 20, 2016, 08:22:06 PM
Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
OSD!!!!
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender to get him a drink and one for the road. Another guy walks in to the same bar with jumper cables and the bartender says "you can stay, but don't try to start anything".
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Quote from: The LEGENDARY OSD on July 30, 2016, 07:49:46 AM
Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender to get him a drink and one for the road. Another guy walks in to the same bar with jumper cables and the bartender says "you can stay, but don't try to start anything".
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Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?". Ok, I'll stop-for now.
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Quote from: The LEGENDARY OSD on July 30, 2016, 10:44:07 AM
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?". Ok, I'll stop-for now.
Nice work, OSD! Even though I had to look up jumper cables...
And now for a couple of musical funnies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s#t=21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lWTpOH3q8
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Courtesy of reddit...
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...
I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
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Quote from: undercover-m on August 03, 2016, 09:34:30 AM
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The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...
I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
And now... the Swedish Elvis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MiJTxlEdtQ
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GREAT post, Rab!
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Talking of Swedish, old Shere Khan's "coda" to thiis Disney song has always cracked me up, even more so here, where his (Shere's a he, right?) bass voice is even deeper than in the original version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjfV4K1vgk
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Quote from: john k on August 08, 2016, 01:52:18 AM
Quote from: undercover-m on August 03, 2016, 09:34:30 AM
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The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...
I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
I didn't get that joke at all. Seeing you laugh just now, john, after 5 days, you didn't either. undercover-m's attempt at joking failed. Ha! That or you're slowpoke.
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Quote from: thorgil on August 08, 2016, 04:54:02 AM
Talking of Swedish, old Shere Khan's "coda" to thiis Disney song has always cracked me up, even more so here, where his (Shere's a he, right?) bass voice is even deeper than in the original version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjfV4K1vgk
Yes, Shere Khan's a he----and never more so than here, hahaha.
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Quote from: RangeRoverA1 on August 08, 2016, 04:57:25 AM
Quote from: john k on August 08, 2016, 01:52:18 AM
Quote from: undercover-m on August 03, 2016, 09:34:30 AM
Courtesy of reddit...
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...
I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
I didn't get that joke at all. Seeing you laugh just now, john, after 5 days, you didn't either. undercover-m's attempt at joking failed. Ha! That or you're slowpoke.
I'm slowpoke. I'm sorry. Sometimes it takes me weeks to get a joke and, in some cases, years.
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