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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM »

I saw this post today on a site where the guy complained about crazy airline rules.

I think this is funny = guess that's easy since I haven't flown since 1997.

Hahaha. I'm sure Kafka would have approved. Grin

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« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2018, 04:39:43 AM »

Few humors by BBs board posters:

1. I create surveys in pastime & ask posters to answer. To question "The old chap sitting with you in the restaurant starts choking. Would you quickly stand back & press his tummy to get the food from mouth? What would you do? (Is there even term for it?)",
Watamushi answered:
"Easy one. Just put a vacuum into his mouth and turn it on Cheesy"

2. hbig's post:
"on this photo of the BBs, Brian neck up=Pez dispenser"

Nobody finds THESE funny? Hello, everybody.

Fave humors by RR, i.e. I:

Who likes what they like? Everybody.
Who doesn't like what they don't like? Everybody.
Who likes what they don't like? Nobody.
Who doesn't like what they like? Nobody.
Few people went. The other people stayed.
The Internet is world wide web.
Web is spider's creation.
Creation is invention's twisted relative.
Relative is fam.
Fam is genes.
Genes is said like jeans.
Jeans is predominantly blue.
Blue is ugly color.
Color is paint.
Paint is diverse.
Therefore, The Internet is diverse.
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« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2018, 07:07:30 PM »

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« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2018, 06:27:57 PM »

[‎9/‎26/‎2018 8:25 PM] Castillo, William:
Me: "I need you to right-click on the Network and Sharing Center".
Customer: "OK".
Me: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Me: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Me: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".

Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote down 'click'". 

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Guy:“Maa’m, the ad clearly reads...SEA horse rides for a dollar “
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« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2018, 06:52:05 PM »

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