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« on: June 26, 2016, 04:44:12 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2016, 12:22:41 AM »

"Palindromes unite God's EX'es"!! ... S o what to do without 'em - join the P/AL-ANON ?
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2016, 02:44:21 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2016, 03:55:59 AM »

But please help me, Dr. Hedgeh-og. I believe the clinical term for my condition is 'post-poste-palinSYNdrome' !(?)...
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2016, 02:06:56 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2016, 06:20:06 AM »

LOL. Thanks for the day brighteners!   Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2016, 06:43:06 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2016, 07:58:06 AM »

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2016, 08:20:50 AM »

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.  Wink

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2016, 08:54:05 AM »

this is great stuff! anybody got anymore? love this stuff.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2016, 09:38:35 AM »

More toilet humour, I'm afraid:

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2016, 08:22:06 PM »

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.  Smokin
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2016, 08:36:01 AM »

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.  Smokin
OSD!!!! LOL LOL LOL
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2016, 01:38:13 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2016, 07:49:46 AM »

Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender to get him a drink and one for the road. Another guy walks in to the same bar with jumper cables and the bartender says "you can stay, but don't try to start anything".
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2016, 10:20:08 AM »

Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender to get him a drink and one for the road. Another guy walks in to the same bar with jumper cables and the bartender says "you can stay, but don't try to start anything".

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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2016, 10:44:07 AM »

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?". Ok, I'll stop-for now.
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2016, 05:25:04 AM »

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?". Ok, I'll stop-for now.

Nice work, OSD! Even though I had to look up jumper cables... Grin 

And now for a couple of musical funnies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s#t=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lWTpOH3q8
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2016, 09:34:30 AM »

Courtesy of reddit...

The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...

I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.
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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2016, 01:52:18 AM »

Courtesy of reddit...

The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...

I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.

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And now... the Swedish Elvis!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MiJTxlEdtQ
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2016, 04:54:02 AM »

Talking of Swedish, old Shere Khan's "coda" to thiis Disney song has always cracked me up, even more so here, where his (Shere's a he, right?) bass voice is even deeper than in the original version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjfV4K1vgk
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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2016, 04:57:25 AM »

Courtesy of reddit...

The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...

I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.

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I didn't get that joke at all. Seeing you laugh just now, john, after 5 days, you didn't either. undercover-m's attempt at joking failed. Ha! That or you're slowpoke.
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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2016, 05:02:04 AM »

Talking of Swedish, old Shere Khan's "coda" to thiis Disney song has always cracked me up, even more so here, where his (Shere's a he, right?) bass voice is even deeper than in the original version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjfV4K1vgk

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Yes, Shere Khan's a he----and never more so than here, hahaha.
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2016, 07:55:46 AM »

Courtesy of reddit...

The human soul weighs 1.2lbs...

I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work.

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I didn't get that joke at all. Seeing you laugh just now, john, after 5 days, you didn't either. undercover-m's attempt at joking failed. Ha! That or you're slowpoke.

I'm slowpoke. I'm sorry. Sometimes it takes me weeks to get a joke and, in some cases, years.   
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