BEACHB-oysters' (sand-corny) POETRY PEARLS - YULEtide-edit...

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           Ono, Noel, BONO,

    Flo... "W. HONEY" - not a P.

      Tanner-Oldie (lad, NO!).

  'Reg' debuts on, Nell umlauts

    "mad". A decisional mail?<-

Here's one answer to john's philosophical question: "Perhaps I put too much faith in palindromes"(?) Even a super-palindrome like john's latest can get it wrong: Paul Tanner (not to be confused with Danny Tanner) DID Play the electro-theremin on the Wild Honey single. In that sense it IS "a P. Tanner-Oldie"! This fact aside, I'm aware that John mentions a U2-version!

[JK]

This unholy mess started with Bono and co (and their producers) and just sort of spread, picking up Oasis, Hugo Wolf and goodness knows who else on the way. (U2 also do a song called "Wild Honey".)

> Liam, Lanois iced Adam, Stu, Al, Mullen (no stub), Edge, Ronda ("Lei'd"), Loren, Nat, Pa, Tony, Eno, H. Wolf, o noble Ono, Noel, Bono, Flo... "W. Honey", not a P. Tanner oldie (lad, no!). Reg debuts on, Nell umlauts "mad". A decisional mail? <

And here it is: This time a U2-inspired renga-palindrome featuring their super-producers: Lanois & Eno [PA='REG'gie Dunbar, Loren=Darro & Tony=Asher, Nat=King Cole?] by RengaWagneR:

        ->Liam, LANOIS,

  'iced ADAM', Stu, AL, MULLEN

     (no stub), EDGE, RONDA

("LEI'd"), LOREN, Nat, PA, TONY,

      ENO, H. Wolf (o noble):
                    ~
         Ono, Noel, BONO,

    Flo... "W. HONEY" - not a P.

      Tanner-Oldie (lad, NO!).

  'Reg' debuts on, Nell umlauts

    "mad". A decisional mail?<-

Thank you, Rasmus.

For the sake of (ahem) completeness:

- Stu is probably Ian Stewart who jammed with Led Zep on "Boogie With Stu"
- Flo may be hip hop artist Flo Rida, Florence (of Machine fame) or even Florence Ballard, formerly of The Supremes
- Nell is either Nelly Furtado or rapper Nelly----possibly

[JK]

This palindrome dedicated to my "Damascene" BB song will be my last for a while (famous last words). I'm beginning to run out of steam (what there was of it) and (joking apart) it really is encroaching on my work and sleep (every new one is taking longer to assemble than its predecessor).

> Do good----Anna will. A splay'd New Age moon and stars (Anna's rat's DNA). No Omega, Wendy----Alps. All I Wanna Do... O God! <

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Since I've already been taken for an april fool, I'm afraid it's serious this time! Can't blame you for this either. You did good, sir - REAL good! So here goes what may be one of your last renga-palindromes for a while:

       -> An 'AL' WAS Anna

    Lee's exam pupil - 's 'SAGA'!

        (Anna Lee=Eel-Anna)

      A gas slip-up maxes 'Eel'!

           Anna SAW 'Lana'...
                     ~
       Do good --- Anna will!

A splay'd New Age moon and stars

           Anna's rat's DNA

  No Omega, Wendy --- ALPS!

  "All I Wanna Do ... O God"<-

[JK]

Since I've already been taken for an april fool, I'm afraid it's serious this time! Can't blame you for this either. You did good, sir - REAL good! So here goes what may be one of your last renga-palindromes for a while:

       -> An 'AL' WAS Anna

    Lee's exam pupil - 's 'SAGA'!

        (Anna Lee=Eel-Anna)

      A gas slip-up maxes 'Eel'!

           Anna SAW 'Lana'...
                     ~
       Do good --- Anna will!

A splay'd New Age moon and stars

           Anna's rat's DNA

  No Omega, Wendy --- ALPS!

  "All I Wanna Do ... O God"<-

Rasmus, I feel truly honoured by your "rengadromes". It makes me feel all these crazy palindromes of mine have been worthwhile. It certainly makes them look better!

And if a new 'drome should suggest itself to me in a major way (i.e., a big chunk arrives more or less fully formed), believe me I shall do my palindromic duty and finish it. :=) 

Whatever the case, I'm not leaving!  

[JK]

And if a new 'drome should suggest itself to me in a major way (i.e., a big chunk arrives more or less fully formed), believe me I shall do my palindromic duty and finish it. :=) 

Whatever the case, I'm not leaving!  

Just to prove it (note the Danish namecheck amidst the chaos):

> Hey ho, Borzoi. Dare, dam' dog! Hand'l rows R.E.M. music of "Back Again". I'm sub "Mind". "Daybreak", Enid, an SM "Life Of Sue", "Vacation" and/or "Time". Slap Pacific apron 'till it nor "Pacific" appals. EMI trod nano IT (a cave?). U.S. foe films Nadine (Kaerby). Add nimbus, mini "Aga K" cab, foci... "Summer's World"? Nah! God made radio'z, Rob (oh yeh). <    

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And if a new 'drome should suggest itself to me in a major way (i.e., a big chunk arrives more or less fully formed), believe me I shall do my palindromic duty and finish it. :=) 

Whatever the case, I'm not leaving!  

Just to prove it (note the Danish namecheck amidst the chaos):

> Hey ho, Borzoi. Dare, dam' dog! Hand'l rows R.E.M. music of "Back Again". I'm sub "Mind". "Daybreak", Enid, an SM "Life Of Sue", "Vacation" and/or "Time". Slap Pacific apron 'till it nor "Pacific" appals. EMI trod nano IT (a cave?). U.S. foe films Nadine (Kaerby). Add nimbus, mini "Aga K" cab, foci... "Summer's World"? Nah! God made radio'z, Rob (oh yeh). <    

[A suggested Remake of 'NADINE' introducing danish singer-songwriter, Carla K(j)aerby and directed by William Dafoe(!) The Soundtrack will be mostly tracks from BB-Album: GOD MADE RADIO'z (From there to BACK AGAIN/Beaches in MIND/DAYBREAK/Life of SUE/Spring VACATION/Isn't it TIME/PACIFIC Coast Highway/Summer's Gone, retitled: SUMMER'S WORLD). Borzoi=a wolfhound. Foci=plural of focus. And here's the film-treatment so far (by RengaWagneR):]

    ->->"Hey-ho borzoi. Dare,

  dam' dog!" Hand'l-rows (R.E.M).

     Music of "Back Again".

I'm sub' "Mind", "Daybreak"! Enid >

        at SM ("Life Of Sue")
                    ~
    "Vacation" and/or "Time"?

       Slap pacific-apron 'till >

          IT NOR "Pacific"

       appals! EMI trod nano-

      IT, a cave (U.S.).  'Foe
                   ~
     Films Nadine: "Kaerby,

  add Nimbus!" - mini 'Aga K',

   cab - FOCI!! ... 'Summer's

World'? Nah! "God Made Radio'z,

          ROB! (oh yeh)"<-<-

[JK]

[A suggested Remake of 'NADINE' introducing danish singer-songwriter, Carla K(j)aerby and directed by William Dafoe(!) The Soundtrack will be mostly tracks from BB-Album: GOD MADE RADIO'z (From there to BACK AGAIN/Beaches in MIND/DAYBREAK/Life of SUE/Spring VACATION/Isn't it TIME/PACIFIC Coast Highway/Summer's Gone, retitled: SUMMER'S WORLD). Borzoi=a wolfhound. Foci=plural of focus. And here's the film-treatment so far (by RengaWagneR):]

    ->->"Hey-ho borzoi. Dare,

  dam' dog!" Hand'l-rows (R.E.M).

     Music of "Back Again".

I'm sub' "Mind", "Daybreak"! Enid >

        at SM ("Life Of Sue")
                    ~
    "Vacation" and/or "Time"?

       Slap pacific-apron 'till >

          IT NOR "Pacific"

       appals! EMI trod nano-

      IT, a cave (U.S.).  'Foe
                   ~
     Films Nadine: "Kaerby,

  add Nimbus!" - mini 'Aga K',

   cab - FOCI!! ... 'Summer's

World'? Nah! "God Made Radio'z,

          ROB! (oh yeh)"<-<-

Many loose ends splendidly tied up there, Rasmus. Once again my simple palindrome has been taken to another level!

As for Nadine, I knew nothing about a film until today! (I was thinking of the Chuck Berry song.) "Summer's World" is a mashup of "Summer's Gone" and "Strange World". "[Think About The] Days" was dropped during a late stage and the difficult-to-reverse "Shelter" was never considered.  As for Enid, I can only think of children's author Enid Blyton. Rob could well be Rob Fraboni who I see mixed much of Holland and engineered "Sail On, Sailor"...   

[JK]

Six paltry words (here in italics) are all I get from my attempt to do something palindromic with American Spring's "Awake". It took an additional twenty-nine to get there. (Curiously, Elgar did write an Idyll, part of his opus 4 for piano.)      

> Tucker, Edward Elgar... no Idyll----Awake (Rue de l'Age). R. Pirsig, ere my loved one soon arise, sir. A noose? No----Devo. Lyme Regis rip regaled Eureka, Wally. Dion rag led raw Derek cut <


Edit: And I'll sneak this naughty one in here, if I may:

> So reharden, Mike, ego geek. I'm Nedra H. Eros! <

[JK]

This afternoon I began casually listing Brian's band members (plus Al and Blondie)... I hope they're all here----not that they'll mind if they aren't.    

> Doc, I'm admin, I'm red Nelson Bragg! Unstrap a gas, an airbag, a Sahanaja (no Rea), Lu, Bennett... Rik, skin Bob. Ten nil, Pa (H. Clinton), so grab men a là Roy, Roger, Gregory or Alan. Embargo's not nil, Chaplin. Net Bob, Nik. Skirt ten nebulae, Ron. Aja? Nah! A saga, Brian, a saga. Part snug garb, no slender minim D'Amico'd <

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This afternoon I began casually listing Brian's band members (plus Al and Blondie)... I hope they're all here----not that they'll mind if they aren't.    

> Doc, I'm admin, I'm red Nelson Bragg! Unstrap a gas, an airbag, a Sahanaja (no Rea), Lu, Bennett... Rik, skin Bob. Ten nil, Pa (H. Clinton), so grab men a là Roy, Roger, Gregory or Alan. Embargo's not nil, Chaplin. Net Bob, Nik. Skirt ten nebulae, Ron. Aja? Nah! A saga, Brian, a saga. Part snug garb, no slender minim D'Amico'd <

{Brian's Pet Sounds *50* world tour, 2016: Band lineup: BRAGG, SAHANAJA, BENNETT, BOB Lizik, Probyn GREGORY, ALAN, Blondie CHAPLIN (no more Embargo for him, NOT in BRI's band!), NI(c)K Walusco & Mike D'AMICO(?)...
BUT: there will be NO guest appearence by Toni TENNILLE ,C. REA, Lucy L'U or Blondie's former band mate: RON Wood. And no sound-PA for Hillary Clinton! Furthermore no Songs from ROY ROGERs, Steely Dan-LP: 'Aja'. MAYBE 'Cal. SAGA'?:}

                       '         
         ->"Doc, I'm admin, I'm
   red NELSON BRAGG. Unstrap a >
          gas, an airbag, a
      SAHANAJA (no REA, L'U!).
BENNETT ... Rik, Skin-BOB. TENNIL'?
                      ²
       (PA: H. CLINTON?)    So >
      grab men a la ROY ROGER*!
         (= GREGORY or ALAN ...)
     Embargos? NOT/NIL, CHAPLIN!
             Net! -  BOB, NI'K.
                       ³
            Skirt (ten nebulae)?
      RON? 'Aja'? NAH!" A 'SAGA',
        BRIAN? "A 'SAGA'-PART! 
    (snug-garb ) "NO slender  minim.,
                   D'AMICO'd!"<-

[JK]

This afternoon I began casually listing Brian's band members (plus Al and Blondie)... I hope they're all here----not that they'll mind if they aren't.    

> Doc, I'm admin, I'm red Nelson Bragg! Unstrap a gas, an airbag, a Sahanaja (no Rea), Lu, Bennett... Rik, skin Bob. Ten nil, Pa (H. Clinton), so grab men a là Roy, Roger, Gregory or Alan. Embargo's not nil, Chaplin. Net Bob, Nik. Skirt ten nebulae, Ron. Aja? Nah! A saga, Brian, a saga. Part snug garb, no slender minim D'Amico'd <

{Brian's Pet Sounds *50* world tour, 2016: Band lineup: BRAGG, SAHANAJA, BENNETT, BOB Lizik, Probyn GREGORY, ALAN, Blondie CHAPLIN (no more Embargo for him, NOT in BRI's band!), NI(c)K Walusco & Mike D'AMICO(?)...
BUT: there will be NO guest appearence by Toni TENNILLE ,C. REA, Lucy L'U or Blondie's former band mate: RON Wood. And no sound-PA for Hillary Clinton! Furthermore no Songs from ROY ROGERs, Steely Dan-LP: 'Aja'. MAYBE 'Cal. SAGA'?:}

                       '         
         ->"Doc, I'm admin, I'm
   red NELSON BRAGG. Unstrap a >
          gas, an airbag, a
      SAHANAJA (no REA, L'U!).
BENNETT ... Rik, Skin-BOB. TENNIL'?
                      ²
       (PA: H. CLINTON?)    So >
      grab men a la ROY ROGER*!
         (= GREGORY or ALAN ...)
     Embargos? NOT/NIL, CHAPLIN!
             Net! -  BOB, NI'K.
                       ³
            Skirt (ten nebulae)?
      RON? 'Aja'? NAH!" A 'SAGA',
        BRIAN? "A 'SAGA'-PART! 
    (snug-garb ) "NO slender  minim.,
                   D'AMICO'd!"<-

Thanks, Rasmus. Yes, Nik is Nick Walusco, actually a misspelling but it does give him the dubious honour of being included. Rik is most likely Ricky Fataar (if Doe & Abbott can misspell it in Back to the Beach, so can I). I envisaged Lu to be the multi-instrumentalist who has played with The Damned and P.I.L., among others: http://www.mekons.de/lu.htm

[JK]

> O, I gall ebullient treble Doe. Macca (p.2) loots Lee Dempsey, Mikie. I, Kim: "Yes, PM Ed, Eels, Tool, 2-Pac, Cameo, Delbert T., Neil, Lu... Bellagio!" <

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> O, I gall ebullient treble Doe. Macca (p.2) loots Lee Dempsey, Mikie. I, Kim: "Yes, PM Ed, Eels, Tool, 2-Pac, Cameo, Delbert T., Neil, Lu... Bellagio!" <

The following triple Haiku-drome/'video-pitch' is dedicated to a few prominent ex-members! [Cameo appearences by P.2-freemason(?) Macca, US-band: Eels, DEL Shannon, L(esane) 2Pac, EngelBERT Humperdinck, T=The Symbol (rip), NEIL Sedaka & multiinstrumentalist: LU. P.M.=Posting Mod. BELLAGIO=Doe's Website! (by 'DANIEL' & RengaWagneR):]

                     '
             > A Video (dry):
Trample here / Madam 'ere help!
          martyr*DOE*Diva<
                   ²
        ->  O, I gall, ebullient
      treble, DOE!  Macca (P.2)
    loots LEE DEMPSEY; MIKIE!
                   ³
I, Kim: "Yes, PM Ed. 'Eels' Too?
   L. 2Pac?" Cameo: Del, 'Bert,
  *T*, Neil, LU ... 'BELLAGIO' !<-

[JK]

Thank you, Rasmus. :=)

And now...

> O, did Mal's Edna R. go! Ira loots gut-rot nubile deli-bunt. Or... [*tugs tool*] a "Rio Grande slam" (Dido) <

A Beatles road manager with a tenuous Smile connection, a world-class lyricist and a UK Queen of Carthage----it took all these and more to make a palindrome out of Carl's famous remark. (Edna R. may well be Edna Rice Burroughs, which would explain the saucy aside.) 

[JK]

This is a messy palindromic tribute to Brian's writing partners, or rather some of them (Gary Usher bowed out along the way):

> Did V.D. Parks iron Tony A [dot], Mike Love, Matt and Adam, Jay, Eli, a DJ (Roger C.), I Nemo, Domenic, Reg or J. Dailey, A.J., Ma, Dad, Nat, tame vole Kim? Today!, not no-risk rap DVD I.D. <

[JK]

I think I'm addicted to these things. This one, which cost me three to four sweaty hours, addresses the Wilson household, with the inevitable guest appearances:  

> Murry tramples a cruet. No, Carl, Audree Neva sinned not. Esme sets a tad ago. Buy an airbrush, soppy-lop! Aesop met a (a tempo) sea polyp, posh "Sur" Brian. Ayub Ogada tastes 'em. Set on Dennis, a veneer dual raconteur-case LP: Martyr Rum. <

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As am I! And what a nice addiction it is too ...

[JK]

As am I! And what a nice addiction it is too ...

And what good is there in keeping a nice addiction all to oneself? This is a truly desperate attempt to palindromize "genius" and "hard-working guy" (they're in there somewhere), with an inadvertent though respectful nod to artists no longer with us. And I must say I'm glad I've never been rah-sis-boom-ba'd (not to my knowledge anyway):

> Plug Sue in (e.g. E-negative rehab). Moo b.s. is harder workin' man, Tupac. I tore Kazak erotica. Putnam Nik, row red! Rah-sis-boom-ba her, Evita, gene genie-us [*gulp*] <   
 

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As am I! And what a nice addiction it is too ...

And what good is there in keeping a nice addiction all to oneself? This is a truly desperate attempt to palindromize "genius" and "hard-working guy" (they're in there somewhere), with an inadvertent though respectful nod to artists no longer with us. And I must say I'm glad I've never been rah-sis-boom-ba'd (not to my knowledge anyway):

> Plug Sue in (e.g. E-negative rehab). Moo b.s. is harder workin' man, Tupac. I tore Kazak erotica. Putnam Nik, row red! Rah-sis-boom-ba her, Evita, gene genie-us [*gulp*] <   
 

I'd say that this addiction of ours, is a DESIGNER-drug (of choice)! To wit(?) Haiku->tanka->renga/palindromin'...
But I'm afraid that one of the new super-palindromes has been haikujacked by Mike & Van Dyke for their Bull Sessions in THE SANDBOX. And another 'drome has been looted (the one above) in order to design verse 14! And wouldn't you know: GARY USHER sneaks into that one from behind (as well he should do!)...

[JK]

As am I! And what a nice addiction it is too ...

And what good is there in keeping a nice addiction all to oneself? This is a truly desperate attempt to palindromize "genius" and "hard-working guy" (they're in there somewhere), with an inadvertent though respectful nod to artists no longer with us. And I must say I'm glad I've never been rah-sis-boom-ba'd (not to my knowledge anyway):

> Plug Sue in (e.g. E-negative rehab). Moo b.s. is harder workin' man, Tupac. I tore Kazak erotica. Putnam Nik, row red! Rah-sis-boom-ba her, Evita, gene genie-us [*gulp*] <   

I'd say that this addiction of ours, is a DESIGNER-drug (of choice)! To wit(?) Haiku->tanka->renga/palindromin'...
But I'm afraid that one of the new super-palindromes has been haikujacked by Mike & Van Dyke for their Bull Sessions in THE SANDBOX. And another 'drome has been looted (the one above) in order to design verse 14! And wouldn't you know: GARY USHER sneaks into that one from behind (as well he should do!)...

Feel free to help yourself, Rasmus. Remember, without your guidance in these matters I'd be leading a boring, non-addicted existence.

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Between the 50'ish Beach Boys-related palindromes made so far, not a single one has the actual "America's Band" name spelled out!? Well, I know there's an answer (and this one mentions BRI and a Great Danish storyteller!:

           >and B.B.' dna:<                          {a BEACH BOYS' haiku-drome by SMiLErPal'dromerBoy}


           ->A SURE dna?

BEACH BOYS' ? Yo!  B** = H.C.A.!
         ^
       E-Band =  er....  U*S*A<-

[JK]

Between the 50'ish Beach Boys-related palindromes made so far, not a single one has the actual "America's Band" name spelled out!? Well, I know there's an answer (and this one mentions BRI and a Great Danish storyteller!:

           >and B.B.' dna:<                          {a BEACH BOYS' haiku-drome by SMiLErPal'dromerBoy}


           ->A SURE dna?

BEACH BOYS' ? Yo!  B** = H.C.A.!
         ^
       E-Band=  er....  U*S*A<-

Ah! Mr Andersen. We visited his birthplace in the early '90s (and The Carl Nielsen Museum). Great place, Odense.


It took a while, and a good few compromises, but The Honeys finally made it (in the loosest possible sense, of course):

> Rae, here doth Ginger delete "Pray" (O boy!). Diane, drag Espagnole buoys. But Marilyn, I've led a parcel----"Go Seek" no more. Zero Monkees ogle crap Adele vinyl. I ram tubs, "You Belong" (Apse Garden Aid). Yo! Boyar Pete led Reg night-ode rehear... <

Those compromises included ditching an entire sentence, which prompted me to concoct a second Honeys/BB-related palindrome from some of what was left:

> Deirdre V: "I ran if Russia is surfin' a river dried." <

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It took a while, and a good few compromises, but The Honeys finally made it (in the loosest possible sense, of course):

> Rae, here doth Ginger delete "Pray" (O boy!). Diane, drag Espagnole buoys. But Marilyn, I've led a parcel----"Go Seek" no more. Zero Monkees ogle crap Adele vinyl. I ram tubs, "You Belong" (Apse Garden Aid). Yo! Boyar Pete led Reg night-ode rehear... <

Well, we had a very good run over there in G.O.T Disc!, didn't we?
Here goes my adaptation of the Honeys-palindrome. Featuring DIANE & MARILYN, MAE Rovell (their mother) GINGER Blake (pet-named 'GIL'?), their '69 single: "ToNIGHT YOU BELONG To Me"/*GOODNIGHT*MY*LOVE*. Around the same time, they recorded "Come To Me"/"Holiday" [on the HONEYS COLLECTION-CD] produced by 'REGgie Dunbar'/Murry Wilson (Marilyn's father-in-law). An ARP-Synthesizer & Beach Boys' sideman: EDdie (Carter) who briefly was a member of The Legendary Masked Surfers together with the HONEYS (a.o.)...
Lovin' those exotic words!:

    >O' HONEYS, ye'! {no-ho ?}<                                      [Renga-palindrome by RengaWagneR w/ SMiLErPal'dromerBoy]

                        '
     ->->"MAE, here doth GINGER

         delete "PRAY ..." obbligati.

              Trap, Diane! Drag

           espagnole buoys!   But

         MARILYN, I've led a parcel:
                       ²
         "*'**, GO SEEK"? NO more!

         (Zero Monkees' ogle-crap;

                 Adele-Vinyl)

    I ram tub's: "...YOU BELONG ..."

       (Apse Garden-aid: Partita)
                        ³
      'GIL', B. Boy-ARP et 'El ED'

+ 'REG': "**NIGHT"-ode (re: 'heam')"

        "*°°**'***, ** *°**"<-<-

[Jay]

In all the years I've been a member here, I've never understood a single post from you.