BEACHB-oysters' (sand-corny) POETRY PEARLS - YULEtide-edit...

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'1000 followers' -yay!
So it's no just John & myself having a fit of festive fan-fun together then(?)
ANYWHO, here's more of the same old eyepoppin' madness. No offence meant (& none taken):
[Ay-rum wordpalindrome & eye-on'drome by John K with palindromic equation, word- AND letter-level senryu-drome, limerick & Audrey-dromes by Li'l~palin'drom'erBoy (gettin' an even-whiter shade-of-PALE *=a kind of wire me-thinks)]:

>MURRAY DUNBAR's *BARDUN (AY RUM)<

>Pipe pip+
>"Moods" doom< =
>'Gage' gag!<

>"Pop .. No eye?

Eye on, Pop!"<

>>Eyepop eye?
Popeye-pop?
Eye, Pop! EYE!<<

There once came one Pop from KANtucket
That "Ol' Man" whom Douglas was "Bugged At"
Pop's boys got a scare
Each time HE made them stare
As he plucked out his glass eye from socket!

And FINALLY some for Beach Boys' MOM:

>Red 'Neva':
Luau/Lavender<

>"MurrO! O WILSON!!!                                                                                                                                                       No Sliwo' OR Rum!"<

[JK]

Murry already had two:

1) At home:

< Pop, no eye! Eye on, Pop! >

2) And on the road:

< Treble, Delbert! >

To which I now add 3) In the studio:

< Bonk pots... SURGE, Reg/Russ----top knob! >

Tricky business, organizing a palindrome around the word "surge"----this one will do for now...

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Just the way I thought...
Well, anyway.  I owe you one John: A humble offering for your ever-growing Murry-collection - with the latter one being Boss-of-the-Boys in this scene...

Manager 'Reg' (ano'm.):

>"SKRAM! Evade, Dave Marks!"<

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Murry already had two:

1) At home:

< Pop, no eye! Eye on, Pop! >

2) And on the road:

< Treble, Delbert! >

To which I now add 3) In the studio:

< Bonk pots... SURGE, Reg/Russ----top knob! >

Tricky business, organizing a palindrome around the word "surge"----this one will do for now...

No, I'm not getting warm feets. Just trying to work out who these guys are, featured in #3. I guess that 'Reg' is short for Murry's alias:  Reggie (like I suggested^). Russ could be both Titelman or even Russ Regan. But I'd go for Leon Russell ('Russ' for short (?). With David Marks as the common denominator, I'd say that 'Delbert' from #2 could only be american musician Delbert McClinton, since Dave has worked with both Leon and Delbert!

[JK]

My idea was that Murry was more interested in surging than in who the heck was manning the board at the time and just dug his nails in further and spat out a couple of names...

Yes, the great Delbert McClinton, whose harmonica-playing on Bruce Channel's "Hey! Baby" apparently influenced John Lennon. He might have been playing a bass harmonica when Murry shouted at him to play the other one instead...

[JK]

Here, at long last, is a palindrome for Brian, co-starring his beagle and some bitch:

"Defray", said debonair Banana, "Mañana!"
Brian: "O bed!"
Daisy arfed.

[JK]

'1000 followers' -yay!
So it's no just John & myself having a fit of festive fan-fun together then(?)
ANYWHO, here's more of the same old eyepoppin' madness. No offence meant (& none taken):
[Ay-rum wordpalindrome & eye-on'drome by John K with palindromic equation, word- AND letter-level senryu-drome, limerick & Audrey-dromes by Li'l~palin'drom'erBoy (gettin' an even-whiter shade-of-PALE *=a kind of wire me-thinks)]:

>MURRAY DUNBAR's *BARDUN (AY RUM)<

>Pipe pip+
>"Moods" doom< =
>'Gage' gag!<

>"Pop .. No eye?

Eye on, Pop!"<

>>Eyepop eye?
Popeye-pop?
Eye, Pop! EYE!<<

There once came one Pop from KANtucket
That "Ol' Man" whom Douglas was "Bugged At"
Pop's boys got a scare
Each time HE made them stare
As he plucked out his glass eye from socket!

And FINALLY some for Beach Boys' MOM:

>Red 'Neva':
Luau/Lavender<

>"MurrO! O WILSON!!!
No Sliwo' OR Rum!"<

To my utter shame, I've only just fully taken this in----how can I compete with the unbelievable likes of this? 

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How can anyone decamp, as long as Mr. j keeps on setting them up so cunningly, so that one can't help but stay a happy camper!
The next one is from when Murry Gage Wilson/'Reg' would be placed behind an unplugged mixing console in the studio.
It still needs improving, John & all others:

>'Now STOP, knobs-surger!'

Gage: "Treble Delbert!" : E-GAG!!

'Reg': "Russ' bonk-pots won"<

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Here, at long last, is a palindrome for Brian, co-starring his beagle and some bitch:

"Defray", said debonair Banana, "Mañana!"
Brian: "O bed!"
Daisy arfed.

WHOA, John. They're queueing up! I feel like "Editor Al" to Brian. You've made YOURSELF yet another HAIKUpalindrome (as if you didn't know, only 2 syllables gotta go - I'm not sure how)...

[JK]

Here, at long last, is a palindrome for Brian, co-starring his beagle and some bitch:

"Defray", said debonair Banana, "Mañana!"
Brian: "O bed!"
Daisy arfed.

WHOA, John. They're queueing up! I feel like "Editor Al" to Brian. You've made YOURSELF yet another HAIKUpalindrome (as if you didn't know, only 2 syllables gotta go - I'm not sure how)...

I have a solution----of a kind. (I'm assuming I can treat Brian as a single syllable.) If you remove the "o" from debonair, you can squeeze it onto one line. Add a spot more Spanish and you get:

"Defray", said deb'nair
Banana, "Mi mañana...
Brian? Bed!!" Daisy arfed.

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For Valentines Day? Carpe(t)Diem!
Take a flight with *DebonAIR* onboard the 'Brian~Bed/Magic~Rug: DC-409!
Be DE-fray'd! No defray ... (It's FREE and sustainable!):
[haiku-palindrome/senry@-palindrome by john k/P'dromerBoy]

I "Defray", said deb'nair
Banana, "Mi mañana...
Brian? Bed!!" Daisy arfed.

>"DO step on! :

SMiLE~kelims"

'NO PET*S' ?! - OD' ...<

[JK]

How can anyone decamp, as long as Mr. j keeps on setting them up so cunningly, so that one can't help but stay a happy camper!
The next one is from when Murry Gage Wilson/'Reg' would be placed behind an unplugged mixing console in the studio.
It still needs improving, John & all others:

>'Now STOP, knobs-surger!'

Gage: "Treble Delbert!" : E-GAG!!

'Reg': "Russ' bonk-pots won"<

I see no need for improvement (and all others agree). You da man, Rasmus!

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Cheers (likewise)!
Like WE say at DebonAIR Aviation:
Carpe(t)Diem/"Mi manana". HAPPY VALENTINE, everybody!

[JK]

Cheers (likewise)!
Like WE say at DebonAIR Aviation:
Carpe(t)Diem/"Mi manana". HAPPY VALENTINE, everybody!

And a Happy Valentine to you, sir. :=)

My next project is to be a Dennis palindrome in which he doesn't sin----well, not in so many words...

But sin he does in this first somewhat strained attempt:

< Shoot, o how Tsar Dennis kayaks in Nedra's two hot "Ooh!"s >

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This is turning into a haiku-silo'drome; in that it goes 'wound and awound a.s.o., a.s.f.. And then comes out WIGHT here!(to quote Elmer F.)...
And FURTHURmore: Once you've finished readin' the bleedin' thing, it bloody well turns around, starting all over again with the very same words!
So? Live with it OR move it over to The Sandbox!

It is a difficult deed indeed, making them up. Like I've NEVER managed to do a single haiku-palindrome all alone!
A tanka-one, the odd senryu-ones. Yes - but never that elusive haiku'drome!
All of the bakers dozen (apart from the ones, done solo by john k) has been sponged/baked off of other members' talent by my own sorry self! That is UNTIL the following  modest attempt came to me:

                         -12-

           >Murr*  'O~o'  Wilson:

"He ...? SKRAM! Evade, Dave Marks!!  Eh?

            No Sliwo' OR Rum?!"<

[JK]

This is turning into a haiku-silo'drome; in that it goes 'wound and awound a.s.o., a.s.f.. And then comes out WIGHT here!(to quote Elmer F.)...
And FURTHURmore: Once you've finished readin' the bleedin' thing, it bloody well turns around, starting all over again with the very same words!
So? Live with it OR move it over to The Sandbox!

I'd say it definitely belongs here, to inject a badly needed dose of positivity to these parts. Until we fall out, that is.


While I'm here: A slightly high Brian needs late-night help on a new song (and a meal by starlight):

No sleep, Al! Let's draw
planets... Aha! Hasten alp-
ward! (Stella peels on)

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Thx jk! And in all fairness: You DID deliver that central "Evade, Dave"...
{Btw jk. A certain "bitch" has made some 'littering' trouble. I'm positive that a real perfexionista like yourself ARF'ixin' it asap}

[JK]

Thx jk! And in all fairness: You DID deliver that central "Evade, Dave"...
{Btw jk. A certain "bitch" has made some 'littering' trouble. I'm positive that a real perfexionista like yourself ARF'ixin' it asap}

Oh. I see what you mean----the "a" and the "i". Very diplomatically (and poetically) put, sir!

No, that will never do. I shall rewrite the first and last three syllables in due course...  

Edit: I have a makeshift solution, although it does mean there are now three dogs. I hope Brian can cope:

"Defray Spot, deb'nair
Banana!" "Mi mañana,
Brian----bed!!" Topsy arfed

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I'd say it definitely belongs here, to inject a badly needed dose of positivity to these parts. Until we fall out, that is.

While I'm here: A slightly high Brian needs late-night help on a new song (and a meal by starlight):

No sleep, Al! Let's draw
planets... Aha! Hasten alp-
ward! (Stella peels on)

A gut-feeling has it, that the night in question was exactly when Brian wrote Solar System - in the presence of (his sometimes 'editor') Al!
While watching a 'stella by starlight' thru' his famous telescope AND even calling Al his P(rison)ward'n(?) AND planning a re-recording of "Stella by Starlight" ...(talk about multi-tasking!):

{HAIKU-BriANdromeDA     by john k}

>"No sleep, Al! Let's draw ...
planets ... Aha! Hasten, Al! (P~
ward) - 'stella' peels on ..."<

[JK]

Looking for a palindrome that included all 1960s Beach Boys and never expecting to meet such a tall order, I actually seem to have come quite close to succeeding (six out of seven ain't bad):

Evade Kim, Ryanair. Be curbed, urn, alas in Ned's U.K. Capitol plot. I pack U.S. Dennis, Alan, rude Bruce, Brian (Ayr), Mike, Dave...

[JK]

Several litres of blood, sweat and tears later, this is my attempt at a Smile palindrome. Of course, a lot of extraneous stuff crept in as well----it has to, otherwise it simply wouldn't read in both directions. Carl's there this time, Al of course----and, most curiously, the Scottish connection again.     

Al, up----a.k.a... win! Eek! Look slow on wonderful Ullapool decal art. Lunar dadaism row mars L.A. prelims. All racks are paper----ask Carl (L.A.). Smiler pals ram worms. I, a dad, ran ultra-laced. Loop Al, Lulu. Fred: "Now, now... ol' skool." (Keeni waka pula.)

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Looking for a palindrome that included all 1960s Beach Boys and never expecting to meet such a tall order, I actually seem to have come quite close to succeeding (six out of seven ain't bad):

Evade Kim, Ryanair. Be curbed, urn, alas in Ned's U.K. Capitol plot. I pack U.S. Dennis, Alan, rude Bruce, Brian (Ayr), Mike, Dave...

Holy. Crap. (!!!)

[JK]

Looking for a palindrome that included all 1960s Beach Boys and never expecting to meet such a tall order, I actually seem to have come quite close to succeeding (six out of seven ain't bad):

Evade Kim, Ryanair. Be curbed, urn, alas in Ned's U.K. Capitol plot. I pack U.S. Dennis, Alan, rude Bruce, Brian (Ayr), Mike, Dave...

Holy. Crap. (!!!)

I'll, um, take that as a compliment, CD. :=)

I had to jettison all sorts of key stuff from the "Smile" 'drome because I couldn't do a blessed thing with it.

By way of compensation, here's a modest addendum devoted to the most notorious session and goshdarnit if Jardine isn't in this one as well:


Moo! Do less, ever I flame 'em... Al! Fire vessel! O doom!

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Looking for a palindrome that included all 1960s Beach Boys and never expecting to meet such a tall order, I actually seem to have come quite close to succeeding (six out of seven ain't bad):

Evade Kim, Ryanair. Be curbed, urn, alas in Ned's U.K. Capitol plot. I pack U.S. Dennis, Alan, rude Bruce, Brian (Ayr), Mike, Dave...

John's panultimate palindrome has to be the most ambitious one since our limerick-palindrome. Both for its sheer volume and in the way that it seeks (impressively so) to namecheck all the first 7 Beach Boys-members AND their old record label! Precious Little can be added ...
There is a valid reason for the non-inclusion of Carl, though: It's simply HIS MEMO/statement, writing about the "Holland" album project: "I convinced the others that it would be good for all of us to catch our breath in the Netherlands and to get some new impulses ..." (Carl quoted from  Kent Crowley's new Carl Wilson-biography).
So in this scenario, "Ned's" is Carl's pet-name for Netherlands/Holland. Carl wanted to incorporate  both Bruce (WHO had just left the band, ergo: "rude Bruce") and Dave Marks into this project.
Carl promised the Warner execs at a meeting in London, that HE would 'deliver' the whole band (including Brian plus Dave & Bruce) on a plane from L.A. to Amsterdam - Ryanair(?) or Dutch Company, klm (Carl makes a palindromic typo when he writes 'kim'! "the 'urn is short for return. The Word ayr Means: handsome guy in lebanese.

Finally john's drome is arranged into a tanka-palindrome with syllables distributes as 5/7/5/7/7 +1, when we accept that Ryanair is pronounced as having 2 syllables, Brian just a single and with Dave as an extra final one!

CARLs BIG 'HOLLAND' PLOT                   (BEACH BOYS tanka-palindrome by john k)

"Evade kim, Ryanair!
Be curbed/'urn, alas in Ned's!
(U.K.-CAPITOL~)
plot; I pack U.S.: DENNIS,
ALAN, rude BRUCE, BRIAN (ayr), MIKE, DAVE!"

[JK]

Looking for a palindrome that included all 1960s Beach Boys and never expecting to meet such a tall order, I actually seem to have come quite close to succeeding (six out of seven ain't bad):

Evade Kim, Ryanair. Be curbed, urn, alas in Ned's U.K. Capitol plot. I pack U.S. Dennis, Alan, rude Bruce, Brian (Ayr), Mike, Dave...

John's panultimate palindrome has to be the most ambitious one since our limerick-palindrome. Both for its sheer volume and in the way that it seeks (impressively so) to namecheck all the first 7 Beach Boys-members AND their old record label! Precious Little can be added ...
There is a valid reason for the non-inclusion of Carl, though: It's simply HIS MEMO/statement, writing about the "Holland" album project: "I convinced the others that it would be good for all of us to catch our breath in the Netherlands and to get some new impulses ..." (Carl quoted from  Kent Crowley's new Carl Wilson-biography).
So in this scenario, "Ned's" is Carl's pet-name for Netherlands/Holland. Carl wanted to incorporate  both Bruce (WHO had just left the band, ergo: "rude Bruce") and Dave Marks into this project.
Carl promised the Warner execs at a meeting in London, that HE would 'deliver' the whole band (including Brian plus Dave & Bruce) on a plane from L.A. to Amsterdam - Ryanair(?) or Dutch Company, klm (Carl makes a palindromic typo when he writes 'kim'! "the 'urn is short for return. The Word ayr Means: handsome guy in lebanese.

Finally john's drome is arranged into a tanka-palindrome with syllables distributes as 5/7/5/7/7 +1, when we accept that Ryanair is pronounced as having 2 syllables, Brian just a single and with Dave as an extra final one!

CARLs BIG 'HOLLAND' PLOT                   (BEACH BOYS tanka-palindrome by john k)

"Evade kim, Ryanair!
Be curbed/'urn, alas in Ned's!
(U.K.-CAPITOL~)
plot; I pack U.S.: DENNIS,
ALAN, rude BRUCE, BRIAN (ayr), MIKE, DAVE!"

I am indeed honoured by your tankadrome, Rasmus, and by your thorough and most plausible explanation. Mine is prosaic by comparison:

- Airline companies in general are advised not to fly over North Korea (Kim Jong-un);
- Ned is Ned Miller, who moved from Fabor to Capitol after the first unsuccessful release of "From A Jack To A King" and back to Fabor for its million-selling re-release in 1962;
- Brian may well be Brian Ginley, Scottish Labour Party councillor for Ayr East;
- Bruce is only rude because the palindrome demands it (told you it was prosaic!).