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« Reply #675 on: June 30, 2014, 12:09:13 PM »

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« Reply #676 on: July 03, 2014, 10:01:12 AM »



Mike, as interpreted by Don Troiani.
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« Reply #677 on: July 04, 2014, 10:29:50 AM »




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« Reply #680 on: July 06, 2014, 07:31:55 PM »

have at it:

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« Reply #681 on: July 06, 2014, 10:30:15 PM »

have at it:



O'Reilly: Look, Mike. When I agreed to do "The Beach Boys Re-imagine the Wizard of Oz" you said I'd be playing the lion.

Mike: Yeah. Sorry. Had to give that part to Marks. He has his own mask. I run a tight production, you know.

O'Reilly: Ok. Well, I'll just pick up a different part, then. The Tin Man?

Mike: Mine.

O'Reilly: Scarecrow?

Mike: Bruce.

O'Reilly: What's Stamos doing?

Mike: You don't want to know.

O'Reilly: Munchkin?

Mike: Keepin' them clean with Al Jardine.

O'Reilly: Okay, then who's playing the Great and Powerful Oz?

Both: Cousin Bri.

Mike: It's a perfect part for him. He doesn't really have to show up if he doesn't want to.

O'Reilly: That's it, I give up. Exactly what part is it you want me to play?

Mike: Your pointy hat's in the back.



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« Reply #682 on: July 06, 2014, 10:37:03 PM »

Mike: Your pointy hat's in the back.

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« Reply #683 on: July 07, 2014, 02:12:05 AM »

Dave's lionesque Facebook photos are always a treat. Cheesy
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« Reply #684 on: July 07, 2014, 05:05:14 AM »

have at it:



Mike: "Ya see Bill, we may be getting on in age but we still know how to have a good time after the show, if you follow"

O'Reilly: "I see"

Mike: "Now we got quite a scene going on backstage here. If you want in, I'll arrange it, but you gotta wear an animal mask".

O'Reilly: "I want in"

Mike: "Somebody get O'Reilly the giraffe mask!"
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« Reply #685 on: July 07, 2014, 06:48:09 AM »

have at it:



O’Reilly: So, did you tell Bruce to call Obama an a-hole like I told you guys to?

Mike: Yeah, Bill. Thing is, that was two years ago.

O’Reilly: No, listen Mike. You guys are more high profile when you do a reunion. Almost as high profile as me. You gotta get back together, and then send Bruce out in front of all those TMZ camera phones in Beverly Hills to convey my agenda.

Mike: You do realize the guy behind you in the mask is part of the band, right?

O’Reilly: Whatever. F*** it. I’ll do it. We’ll do it live! I’ll do it all myself. F***in’ thing sucks!

Mike: You gotta meditate Bill.

O’Reilly: F*** that, Love. Do you meditate between meeting with agents, accountants, and lawyers? Listen, when you come on my show, don’t talk about the environment, don’t talk about meditation. If you wanna talk about lawsuits, that’s fine. We’ll somehow get a shot in there about tort reform or something.

Mike: Anyway, Bill, meet my friend David.

O’Reilly: Hey, Marks.

Dave: Wait, you’re still on TV?

O’Reilly: Don’t screw with me Marks. Last person to piss me off was Jardine, and you can see what happened to him. That’s it. Send Marks to Europe too……..
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« Reply #686 on: July 09, 2014, 11:09:13 AM »



Photographer:  Ok and.... Wait, wait a minute.  What are you doing?
Mike:  What am I not doing?

Photographer:  I can't tell.  Are you surfing?  Or are you getting ready to pounce me?
Mike:  I am without motion.  I am without intent.

Photographer:  Huh?
Mike:  Like a caveman, stalking a mammoth...

Photographer:  Or Mike Love in dinky shorts, wearing a hat and a medallion -- creeping me the fck out
Mike:  My energy -- does it frighten you?

Photographer:  The bulge in your shorts frightens me.
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« Reply #687 on: July 09, 2014, 11:13:37 AM »



Listen, Bill... we've got a whole 'nother snack tray back here.  If you want--
Bill O'Reilly:  Yeah?  Another tray?

Mike:  Yeah.  Another tray.  Away from the lion.
Bill O'Reilly:  Away from the lion?

Mike:  Yeah.
Bill O'Reilly:  M'kay.
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« Reply #688 on: July 09, 2014, 11:21:34 AM »



I feel small.  An ant.  An atom.
Rain, thunder.  Crashes.
Afraid.
So very afraid.
Darkness.
Darkness.
Darkness all around.

A sound!  Alas!  I hear a sound!
Am I an embryo!?
What is this sound I hear?
Birth.
Death.
Life
Birth.

I am born.
Life to death.
I am born.



Thank you.
Crowd:  **Tepid applause**
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« Reply #689 on: July 09, 2014, 11:29:39 AM »



Well, smack my a*s and call me Shirley!
Carl:  Not this time Mike!

Mike:  Al?!
Al:  Not a chance

Mike:  Brucey?  Smack my a*s?
Bruce:  Maybe later.

*smack!!!*

Mike:  Hey, thanks Bri!!
Brian:  Surely.
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« Reply #690 on: July 09, 2014, 11:59:06 AM »

...continued



Thank you.  That was, whew!, that was the spoken word intro.  To the lost album, FaRTs.
Crowd:  **quiet mumbling**

Mike:  Oh man.  Been awhile.  WHEW!  That felt good.  Like expelling a demon!
Crowd:  **getting bored, talking**

Mike:  Gosh.  Like a weight is being lifted.
Crowd:  **impatient talking, getting louder**

Mike:  You see... It wasn't really a track.  More of an opening prayer, understand.
Crowd:  **visually distracted, showing their discontent**

Mike:  Man, that felt good!  I feel lighter.  I do.  Bruce, do you feel lighter?
Bruce:  Lighter.

Mike:  Yeah, I feel lighter, like I'm floating
Bruce:  And we're all down wind.
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« Reply #691 on: July 09, 2014, 10:50:09 PM »

FaRTs 4 Ever!
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« Reply #692 on: July 10, 2014, 05:39:54 AM »

have at it:



O'Reilly: Look, Mike. When I agreed to do "The Beach Boys Re-imagine the Wizard of Oz" you said I'd be playing the lion.

Mike: Yeah. Sorry. Had to give that part to Marks. He has his own mask. I run a tight production, you know.

O'Reilly: Ok. Well, I'll just pick up a different part, then. The Tin Man?

Mike: Mine.

O'Reilly: Scarecrow?

Mike: Bruce.

O'Reilly: What's Stamos doing?

Mike: You don't want to know.



So, is Stamos one of the flying monkeys? or Auntie Em?
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Hey Little Tomboy is creepy. Banging women by the pool is fun and conjures up warm summer thoughts a Beach Boys song should.

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« Reply #694 on: July 21, 2014, 09:55:15 AM »



I feel small.  An ant.  An atom.
Rain, thunder.  Crashes.
Afraid.
So very afraid.
Darkness.
Darkness.
Darkness all around.

A sound!  Alas!  I hear a sound!
Am I an embryo!?
What is this sound I hear?
Birth.
Death.
Life
Birth.

I am born.
Life to death.
I am born.



Thank you.
Crowd:  **Tepid applause**

Now that was funny LOL

I'm at work right now and couldnt stop laughing for like 10 mins...

Oh my, Bean, you made my day. Right now I'd buy the lost FaRTS album just to hear that spoken intro  LOL
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« Reply #695 on: July 27, 2014, 05:02:11 AM »



The Televised Declaration





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« Reply #696 on: July 27, 2014, 05:07:27 AM »

Michael Edward Holmes. Looking back with Deduction.
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« Reply #697 on: July 27, 2014, 05:29:54 AM »

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« Reply #698 on: July 27, 2014, 05:43:16 AM »


LOL


An album of reimagined standards in the style of "Student Demonstration Time".


1 Lazy Surf
2 For Me and My Chick
3 It Had to Be Cars
4 All Waves
5 Makin' Whoopee [practically unchanged, although extra-creepy because of ML's vocal delivery]
6 You Made Me Meditate You
7 Lullabye in Drag Time
8 I Wonder Who's Denny Kissing Now [probably his wife]
9 What'll I Boo? [quasi-sequel to Mike's version of "Monster Mash"]
10 Nevertheless (I'm in love with the formula)
11 This Is All I Ask Is That
12 As Time Goes By [lyrics include historic 1st appearance of the phrase "Looking Back With Love"]
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« Reply #699 on: July 30, 2014, 04:25:34 AM »



The Faked Invitation
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