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« on: February 26, 2013, 02:49:13 PM »

Free Beer
Girls Just Wanna Have Guns
The Brown Paper
Magic & The Gathering
Beat & The Poetry
Get Thee Behind Me, Santana
The Ringo Starr
The Grapes Of Rock
Rhythm
James McCartney
Funk Sinatra
The Standards
The Fake Book
Our Merch Girl Is Cute
Stolen Music
Meetwood .flac
The Marxmen
...And Other Poems (you would have to make sure you only support bands that begin with 'The')
The Complete Works
The White Album
The Bet
The DubSteps
The 11th Commandment
The Michael Howard Memorial Orchestra
Virginia Woof
A Confederacy Of Funk
The Crying Of Funk 49
The Funk And The Fury
The NME (Title all your releases,and possibly all your songs, things like '...is outdated', '...is written by shits', 'needs a haircut', 'hates black music' and so on, be so good the actual NME have to write about you. If they put you on the cover, you win this basket of stuff)
The Reissue
The Sellout
# and The Hashtags
El Salvador Dali
Eponymous Anonymous
Drunk Farm
The Plural
Blind Stevie Wonder
Someone & The Cute Guitarist
One Erection
Dead Ted Danson Dancing
America's Next Top Muddle
Stylofoam
Twatter
The Steam Powered Disposable Camera
The Justin Bieber Quintet (must play uncompromising bop)
Drum Machine
The Classically Trained
The Slough Conservatoire
Rodentistry
Hot Hot Toddy
Insatiable Alsatian
Soliloquy
Oedipus & The mo'fos
Jesus Christ: My Part In His Downfall
The Second World War
Fun Facts About Pain
Frampton Comes Dead!
The Heckle
The Glottal Stop
Sensitive Man & The Acoustic Guitars
The South Sudan
The Batman
Revenge Of The 40 foot Hangover
Piano Balladry
The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
The Mighty Atom
Pulp Diction
Death To False Crunk
Sheep In Sheeps Clothing
The Poon Tang Clan
Ernst
The AAA Rating
I Love You But My Freezer Is Defrosting
Who Is Barack Obama and Why Is He Saying These Terrible Things About Me
The Old Spice Man Is Dead
The Makeout King Of Montana
The National Rock Association
Call Me Dad
Prescription
The Catholic Church
The Golden Age Of Cinema
1998
Manifest Dentistry
Rock Band: Me
In Fidel
Snap, Crackle, and DIE
Boo The Soundman
The Mothers Of The Mothers Of Invention
The Internet Revolution
Produced By Rick Rubin
Youth Unemployment
Mr. Tan
Rara
Magan Dotoli
Street Dumb
Mansonnambulism
Free Spacemen 3
Coney Island Rabies
La
Furious George
John Cage's 4"33
The Good Idea At The Time
The Difficult Second Album
The Flat Notes
And You Will Know Us By The Trail To The Bar
The Off Key Tambourine
That Band With The Cello Player
WEPLAYNOISE
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
Thomas Crapper And The Brown Notes
Linda MarioKartney
The Greater Gatsby
Alien Bantz Farm
Laddish Banter
The Session Musicians
We Are The 1%
The Yoof
The Church Of Scientology
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 03:07:08 PM »

I'm adding the "The Devil and Mike Love"
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 03:47:15 PM »

Somewhere I have a list that is probably similarly long from when one of my old bands was, via an email group of half a dozen people or so, throwing names back and forth for the better part of a day. I'll see if I can find it!
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 03:52:28 PM »

Do it, we need future generations of people who frequent this forum to have a suitable band name. No longer will we be classified by our real names or forum handles!
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 06:19:54 PM »

Murph and the Smiley Tones
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 07:57:44 AM »

Looking back on this list, composed in halfdrunk reverie, I'm convinced that calling your band..

The White Album

Might be the music industries worst nightmare. It's not offensive, kooky or odd like most of them. It's not like The Beatles could sue you, as it's not the albums actual name, but the problems are rife.

"The new single from.... The White Album"

"What new music are you listening to, trendsetter types?"
"The White Album"
"...Ok"

All the flyers, posters, adverts, billboards, etc would say LISTEN TO THE WHITE ALBUM.

No-one could google you.

Any article written would be devoted mostly to discussing the stupid name.

People could barely talk about you.

You also can't shorten the name to something else, unless you feel comfortable talking enthusiastically/dismissively/ about having seen The White in a club last night.

The immense headaches when you call your actual album something else.

Touring would also be immense hassle - The White Album is playing in Cardiff, Exeter, Stoke...

Actually being in the band would be a horrifying strain too, as the heckles would be obscene. Not to mention interviews




Think I've found my ideal band name.

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 05:13:10 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 05:47:17 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2013, 08:07:49 AM »

*applause*
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2013, 08:15:44 AM »

If the alternate universe theory is true, then somewhere out there, Meetwood .flac and Which c*** Witch Hunt are two of the most famous bands on earth.

How I wish I lived in that universe.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2013, 05:36:59 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2013, 08:43:49 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2013, 02:10:39 PM »

face-related

Rapidly Disintegrating Eyelashes

Nosehair Palladium

Get Cheeky With Me, I'll Kick Your Bongos

The Eargasmic Carillon

The Flying Uvula Brothers


Food-related


Edible Gristle

Tripe on Tuesdays

The Moodie Chicken Fingers

Only Cowards Cluck

The Universal Pepperoni Machine

Tomahawk Sowbelly

Yesterday's Turnips


whatever-related

Great Jumping Jehoshaphat

I, Tobor

Painful Roids


I Have To Take A Bath (not bandname, for real - bye)

 

 

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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2013, 04:49:13 PM »

 LOL
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2013, 04:56:55 PM »

Over the Hill singles that didn't make the charts

Cant Believe I Ate The Whole Thing - The Indigestion Five

Thank Heaven For Little Cialis - Frank Flaccid and The Limpmen

Fart, Fart, Fart - The Bean Boys

Drive My Ambulance - EMT & The Resuscitators

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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2013, 04:57:36 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2013, 10:58:28 AM »



The Universal Pepperoni Machine




Best one yet.

Thank you - Its yours. if you decide to use it and wind up becoming a famous million seller artist all I ask is a copy of your Gold Record.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2013, 05:19:37 PM »

When I started this thread, I had no idea that poster halblaineisgood (lets appreciate the deft touch in the name there) would be its hardest working contributor. I say we give him a great big hand.
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2013, 05:31:52 PM »


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I finally found the name for my one man band.
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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2013, 05:13:58 PM »

Don't mean to sound critical..but these names are for what, exactly?

Why, fun, of course.
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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2013, 06:12:18 PM »

Perfect name for a reggae band: Openly Reggae
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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »

I almost died laughing when I came up with "Riders On The Throne - The Bedpans"

Now... it doesn't seem funny at all (no I wasn't high)

I think I have to be in a certain mood for this stuff to humor me.
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