The Beach Boys: Stamos, Love, Johnston

[Lonely Summer]

Well now that the "real Beach Boys' are back together, maybe we can expect an album of gems from the pens of Love, Johnston, Cowsill and Stamos. "Easter Bunny's Goin' to Kokomo"...."Disney Girls (2013)"...."Uncle Jessie's Girl"...."The Rain, The Park, and Various Other Random Things"....

[Jim V.]

Well now that the "real Beach Boys' are back together, maybe we can expect an album of gems from the pens of Love, Johnston, Cowsill and Stamos. "Easter Bunny's Goin' to Kokomo"...."Disney Girls (2013)"...."Uncle Jessie's Girl"...."The Rain, The Park, and Various Other Random Things"....

"Sea World Girls (2013)"

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Cool Head, Warm Whale Barf

[SMiLE Brian]

 All Summer Long (At Seaworld)

[Nicko1234]

My feeling is they don't want to draw attention to whom isn't performing with the band at the moment.  My feeling is Mike Love likes to think his interpretation of "The Beach Boys" is "The Beach Boys" period.  By performing songs that had anything to do with the C50 it would be an acknowledgment of the absence on stage of other members of the band.  Therefore it has probably been deemed best not to go near those songs with a barge pole.  

Also I make room for the distinct possibility that Mike Love is aware of the amount of negative vibes he has geared towards him at the moment from Brian Wilson and Beach Boys fans due to the perception (right or wrong) that he is the reason why Brian, Al and Dave aren't performing with the group right now.  Therefore why stir up a hornets nest at his own shows?  Just send out the good vibes, collect the cash and onto the next town.

I'm not sure about that. The curious thing about Mike and Bruce post 1998 is that they have never been shy of mentioning that the Wilsons and Al weren't on stage. I think they know that the crowd don't care who's up there.

I think the reason they don't perform songs from last year's album is that none were hits. Simple as that really.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Lonely SeaWorld

[SMiLE Brian]

Mike should rewrite "Wrinkles" to be about Shamu or Bruce.

[oldsurferdude]

It would be better for their image if they booked Dealership closings or Taco Bell expansions. mYke may think he's keeping the legend intact when in reality, he's making a complete mockery of a once blockbuster act. Gotta admit, though, it's devilish fun to watch them go down all for the almighty buck.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

I, for the life of me, can't fathom why there's not a Myke and Brooce "Beach Boys Cruise" for the old folks! .... "Beach Boys Cruise To Kokomo" they could call it! ..... Think of all the late night berth visits Mike would be making!

[SMiLE Brian]

I could see Mike, Bruce, and Stamos in horrible sailors outfits.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

I could see Mike, Bruce, and Stamos in horrible sailors outfits.

Of course the cruise ship would depart from SeaWorld

[SMiLE Brian]

I could see Mike, Bruce, and Stamos in horrible sailors outfits.

Of course the cruise ship would depart from SeaWorld

Destination Kokomo.....

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

or why not just call it The (Mike) Love Boat! ..... With Mike as Captain Stubing and Bruce as Issac The Bartender!

[oldsurferdude]

I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band,
I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band,
I'm strong to the finish(!),
Cause Bruth eats me spinich,
I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band.

[Lowbacca]

I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band,
I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band,
I'm strong to the finish(!),
Cause Bruth eats me spinich,
I'm mYke luHv the Beach Boys Band.

[RubberSoul13]

anybody go to the casino show last night/ tonight?

[SMiLE Brian]

anybody go to the casino show last night/ tonight?

Yes, I won so much money that the Casino sold me M&B's management rights instead. They are currently playing Strip Clubs and Seaworld exclusively.

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

At want Brice in the DJ booth at them strip joints!

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

Will you be offering VIP: CHAMPAGNE ROOM W MIKE/BRUCE deals at these strip clubs??

[SMiLE Brian]

That is part of the package for seeing a show at the strip clubs. Mike will be wearing his best leisure suit and Bruce will rain champagne on the "disney girls".

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

I would pay top $$$$$ to see an especially attractive stripper doing a routine to Disney Girls!

...... Just as long as I'm not expected to put my dollars in Bruce's shorts!

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

THE BEACH BOYS PRESENT: STRIP CLUBS USA!

That's Why God Made The Stripper Pole
God Only Pole Dances
Pole Dance Pole Dance Pole Dance
This G-String Of Mine
Got To Know The Stripper
Add Some Two-For-Once Lap Dances To Your Day
In My Champagne Room
The Rocking Stripper
Carl's Big Lap Dance
Our Favorite Lap Dances
And Then I Tipped Her
Girl Don't Up-sell Me
Don't Talk, Grind Your Crotch Into My Lap
Anna Lee The Stripper

[Pinder's Gone To Kokomo And Back Again]

 

[SMiLE Brian]

  Bad News (or not) Brian's lawyers took the BBs name from M&B when they found out about strip club shows.  M&B are now playing skid-row in LA until the BBs tour with the C50 lineup. 

[RubberSoul13]

Mike and Bruce are playing The Great Frederick Fair, less than an hour from my house...think I'll be doing two shows this year...can make for a great day!