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« on: September 09, 2011, 11:18:53 AM »

From the Mike Love interview that everyone was bitching about recently comes this fantastic quote.

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"Don't Go Near the Water" was our environmental song. We would have called it "Don't F*ck Up the Water" if we were Canned Heat.

Now, what if The Beach Boys were actually Canned Heat all along, they would have called it.....

  • I F*ck Around
  • Don't F*ck (Put Your Head On My Shoulder)
  • F*ckinessence
  • F*ck It Again

To name but a few  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2011, 11:24:40 AM »

Then I ****ed her...
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2011, 11:45:45 AM »

Do You Wanna F*ck.
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2011, 11:52:13 AM »

"Don't go near the formula, Brian!"
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 12:11:48 PM »

"Don't go near the formula, Brian!"

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 12:53:11 PM »

Fokomo
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 12:59:20 PM »

Al Jardine - Folkomo (from Another Postcard From California, 2028)
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 01:00:24 PM »

f*** If I Know what I'd be without you...
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 01:02:10 PM »

F­**k, F­**k, F­**k instead of Dance, Dance, Dance.

They almost did it.
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 01:04:27 PM »

I'd Love Just Once To F*** You (In The Nude)
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 01:28:54 PM »

I'm Bugged At My Old F*ck
Pet F*cks
F*ckin' Hungry
F*ckin' Safari
F*ck, F*ck, F*ck (til her daddy takes her...oh never mind...)
Do You Like F*cks?
F*ck Me, Rhonda (or Ronda)
F*ck Session with Big Daddy
Wouldn't It Be F*cked?
Long Promised F*ck
F*ck John B (and the boat he rode in on)
I Just Got My F*ck
F*ckaway
Got to F*ck The Woman
F*ckinfields
Girl Don't F*ck Me
She's F*ckin' Bald

OK, that enough for now...
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 01:38:11 PM »

"We wrote that song F***in'  because Dennis suggested to write a song about F***ing. He was the only real f***er in the band."

How strange this nonsense is fun!  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 01:41:12 PM »

F***in' USA
Add Some F***ing To Your Day
F*** birds Over The Mountain
The Little Girl I Once F***ed
F*** Vibrations
Heroes And F***ers
All I Wanna Do (Is F*** You)
F***ers Daughter
Ol' Man F***er
Brian Is F***ed
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 01:45:12 PM »

"F*ck the World" Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 02:06:52 PM »

Little F*ck (up in the tree)
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 02:38:20 PM »

f***'S UP!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 02:42:31 PM »

Got To F#ck The Woman

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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 02:44:31 PM »

I personally love "I'm in great f***ing Shape"
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 03:09:32 PM »

I'll Bet He's Real Fukking Nice
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2011, 03:12:57 PM »

Too many highlights here for my puerile, booze fuelled sense of humour : Sorry if I repeat any.

Time to f*ck alone
Lets Go F*ck For A While
When I F*ck up (To Be A Man)
She F*cks Me Too Well
Don't F*ck my Little Sister
F*cks on the Beach
F*ck On, F*cker
Busy Doin' F*ckin'
I Wanna F*ck You Up
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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2011, 04:02:42 PM »

F*ck in the Morning
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2011, 04:05:20 PM »

Transcendental F*ck
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2011, 04:24:34 PM »

When a Man Needs a F*ck
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2011, 04:54:39 PM »

You Need a Mess of Help to F*ck Alone
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2011, 05:11:41 PM »

f*** Session with "Big Daddy"
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