"Wrinkles" is really sad and touching

[runnersdialzero]

Sincerely. I think it's awful that AGD disrespects the song on his site and he and others do so on here so often.



Rest easy, buddy. I'll see you on the other side.

[JK]

Couldn't find a link to this fabled Country Love track to add my own two eurocents worth, but I did find these words:


She once had a doggie named Wrinkles
Who went with her pigtails and freckles.
Just like a tisket and a tasket
He came one Christmas in a basket

He'd jump on her lap and would kiss her
When she'd go away he would miss her
He used to tag along beside her
A furry flop haired easy rider

Wrinkles , I'll see you on the other side
I couldn't believe it when they said you'd died
I couldn't keep myself from crying
I even almost felt like dying

Wrinkles, I know I'll get to see you again
I don't know exactly where or how or when
Such a good dog, I'm believing
You're happy up in doggy heaven

Wrinkles, though you're gone away
I feel sure that we will play some day
Just like in the good ole days
Just you and me (togetherrrrrr)

Source: Here

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

He came one Christmas in a basket

Who mopped it up, Van Wilder? 

[Jason]

As much as I defend Michael this song is absolutely hideous...Country Love has (to me) two good songs and both for the sense of irony - Baby I'm A Changed Man and Everything I Touch Turns Into Tears.

[SMiLE Brian]

Couldn't find a link to this fabled Country Love track to add my own two eurocents worth, but I did find these words:


She once had a doggie named Wrinkles
Who went with her pigtails and freckles.
Just like a tisket and a tasket
He came one Christmas in a basket

He'd jump on her lap and would kiss her
When she'd go away he would miss her
He used to tag along beside her
A furry flop haired easy rider

Wrinkles , I'll see you on the other side
I couldn't believe it when they said you'd died
I couldn't keep myself from crying
I even almost felt like dying

Wrinkles, I know I'll get to see you again
I don't know exactly where or how or when
Such a good dog, I'm believing
You're happy up in doggy heaven

Wrinkles, though you're gone away
I feel sure that we will play some day
Just like in the good ole days
Just you and me (togetherrrrrr)

Source: Here

how could you write lyrics this bad  ?

[hypehat]

Reading those lyrics, it kinda makes me wish he went all the way with the

I couldn't keep myself from crying
I even almost felt like dying

section and actually killed himself in the song over the dog. Now THAT'S country! 

[Bill Ed]

And to think the Beach Boys had turned down "Shannon" just a few years before he wrote this. Guess they had an overabundance of strong commercial material at the time.

[runnersdialzero]

The lyrics feel really sincere and heartfelt, to me. It may seem cheesy, but the death of a pet can reallt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦akt.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑rhjt­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏whsrE͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚jte­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏
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­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙jrjrsl̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨd­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚sfjH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚sf­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝

[Andrew G. Doe]

The lyrics feel really sincere and heartfelt, to me. It may seem cheesy, but the death of a pet can reallt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦akt.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑rhjt­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏whsrE͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚jte­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏
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­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝
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­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞4uu4qH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩveq­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝
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­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩqreLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡yru͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚ktekteLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ
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­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙jrjrsl̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨd­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚sfjH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚sf­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝

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[The Shift]

The lyrics feel really sincere and heartfelt, to me. It may seem cheesy, but the death of a pet can reallt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦akt.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑rhjt­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏whsrE͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚jte­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏
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­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞4uu4qH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩveq­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝
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­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩqreLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡yru͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚ktekteLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ
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­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙jrjrsl̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨd­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚sfjH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚sf­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝

What. The. phuck ?

The bizarre thing about this post is that if you cut & paste it into a mere text doc it retains all that crazy formatting.  I suspect runnersdialzero's post revealed TSS tracklisting, and a Capitol EMI sentinel virus automatically scrambled it.

[The Heartical Don]

^^^   

[smile-holland]

We've got a Wrinkles virus going on here...

[Nicko1234]

Wrinkles is one of the best songs about a dead dog that I've ever heard. Not quite in the same league as 'Old Shep' but not bad all the same.

In all seriousness, if Brian had written it then all of the Blueboarders would claim that it was a work of genius.

[JK]

Songs about dogs dying make me cry. I have to leave the room whenever this one by Ralph McTell gets played:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Gke9qekJo

[bgas]

Wrinkles is one of the best songs about a dead dog that I've ever heard. Not quite in the same league as 'Old Shep' but not bad all the same.

In all seriousness, if Brian had written it then all of the Blueboarders would claim that it was a work of genius.

THE best song ever:  Shannon by Henry Gross

[Mike's Beard]

The lyrics feel really sincere and heartfelt, to me. It may seem cheesy, but the death of a pet can reallt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦akt.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩt̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑rhjt­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏whsrE͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚jte­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏
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­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞4uu4qH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩveq­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝
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­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩqreLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡yru͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚ktekteLͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ
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­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙jrjrsl̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚H̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨd­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝t̮̟͖͂̾̄ͧͪ̃̆͆ͬͥͥͬ̈ͩͧ̐ͧ͐ͭ͟͡ͅ­͖s̿̐ͪ­̡͍͉̳͕͎̙̣̅̈́ͫ͑̊͛͒̄͐ͯ̌̏̌ͯͨ͞­̯̼͕͙oͤ­̡̻͎͖̩̟̹̭̭̲̘̣̣͗́ͬͦ̇̒͡͞u͑­̵̵̧͆ͣ̚͟­̮̰͍͎̟̟̺̳̩͎͖̣̱̮̻̫͔̬̙l̔ͥ­̶̒ͭ̒ͧ̃̋͝­҉͖̦̲̦.̶̛͔̊͒́ͫ̾ͮ̏̑̊͆͌͝­̩̮̝͖͇͕̼̖͇­̯̖̰͚ ̵̢̘̜̣̻̈̔̈́̓ͪ̓ͫ͂̚sfjH̃̐ͦ́͐͒ͯͥͬͣͪ̈͌ͩ­­̡͈͇̘͈̘͙̠̭̫̣͉͔̣̫̪͕̠̀E͗͆͑ͩ́̃̉̚̚sf­̚­̨̮͍̠̩̯͉͇͎̻̲̬͍̫͓͈ͪ͝Lͫ͌ͫͨ̊͗̊ͬͨ­̨ͮ­͎̼̩̖͉̼̖͈͙͚̗͖̺̖̪̗͘͞͡Pͯ͛ͭ̿͐͋͏­͏͚͙­͖͍̘̝

Dude, did your dog eat your homework?

[SMiLE Brian]

Wrinkles is one of the best songs about a dead dog that I've ever heard. Not quite in the same league as 'Old Shep' but not bad all the same.

In all seriousness, if Brian had written it then all of the Blueboarders would claim that it was a work of genius.

Someboy should start a thread about the general wackiness of the blueboard...

[onkster]

Wrinkles is one of the best songs about a dead dog that I've ever heard. Not quite in the same league as 'Old Shep' but not bad all the same.

In all seriousness, if Brian had written it then all of the Blueboarders would claim that it was a work of genius.

THE best song ever:  Shannon by Henry Gross

And what an interesting story behind that song, as it relates to Carl Wilson...

[drbeachboy]

Someone mentioned earlier that Henry offered Shannon to the Beach Boys, is that true? I always knew the story behind it, because the DJ's would tell the story behind it being about Carl's dog, but never knew it was offered up to them. Apparently, he and Carl became fairly good friends in the early to mid-70s.

[Bill Ed]

I'm basing this on memory alone, but I recall that Henry Gross said he offered the song to the Beach Boys. Their response was that they wrote all of their original material, so his offer was declined.  At least that's what I've believed for 35 years. A quick search of Google turned up nothing though.

[hypehat]

If that's true, Carl must have really not wanted that song.

[runnersdialzero]

Just saw a tweet saying this one is being worked on at Ocean Way for the new album.

[Iron Horse-Apples]

Songs about dogs dying make me cry. I have to leave the room whenever this one by Ralph McTell gets played:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Gke9qekJo

I love Ralph McTell, a seriously underrated songwriter.

[The Shift]

Just saw a tweet saying this one is being worked on at Ocean Way for the new album.

Surely, you mean a 'Twerp", not a tweet?

[runnersdialzero]

Just saw a tweet saying this one is being worked on at Ocean Way for the new album.

Surely, you mean a 'Twerp", not a tweet?

No.

Tweet tweet.