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Title: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Danimalist on October 07, 2012, 09:44:07 AM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Rocker on October 07, 2012, 10:25:00 AM
This is why Mike's press statement was released. Otherwise a lot of people probably would expect a Beach Boys show with Brian, David and Al


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: drbeachboy on October 07, 2012, 10:27:00 AM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.
Perfect example of why Mike needed to put that release out. Remarkable "...he found out" about John Stamos, but not about Brian, Al and Dave.

You beat me to it, Rocker! :)


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Cabinessenceking on October 07, 2012, 10:47:26 AM
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: drbeachboy on October 07, 2012, 11:07:19 AM
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys
Thanks for sharing that with us all.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Aegir on October 07, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Rocky Raccoon on October 07, 2012, 01:46:06 PM
John Stamos is the biggest joke I can associate with The Beach Boys

Nah, I'd take Stamos over Adrian Baker any day.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Jason on October 07, 2012, 01:48:46 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD FUCKING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: drbeachboy on October 07, 2012, 01:50:35 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD f***ING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.
We are a f***ed up bunch, ain't we? We surely mirror the band we love. ;)


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: ontor pertawst on October 07, 2012, 01:51:50 PM
Ha! So true. Well, at least you can't see our disturbing shorts online.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Jason on October 07, 2012, 02:00:54 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

THREAD f***ING OVER.

You, sir...you have made the single most truthful, concise, pointed, and descriptive remark with regards to the Beach Boys fanbase.
We are a f***ed up bunch, ain't we? We surely mirror the band we love. ;)

Especially when the lion's share of these phony fucking "fans" only know the 1966-67 stuff and TLOS...


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Cabinessenceking on October 07, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
I can live with being a joke, but not the same joke as John Stamos. :pirate


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: KittyKat on October 07, 2012, 02:35:52 PM
Love and Mercy.  And Live Long and Prosper.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: EgoHanger1966 on October 07, 2012, 02:39:08 PM
Love and Mercy.  And Live Long and Prosper.

Mike Love And Mercy. Live Long Prospered Road.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: ontor pertawst on October 07, 2012, 02:39:46 PM
Ashes to ashes, Jardine to Johnston, Amen.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on October 07, 2012, 02:43:06 PM
And may Marks have mercy on our souls. Forever and ever, hi ho silver awayyyyyyy


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: HeyJude on October 07, 2012, 02:59:02 PM
I'd just like to quickly add that the same issue that came up with the anti-Mike sentiment regarding touring is true in this case as well. Some fans dislike Stamos, at least his place and participation with the BB's, for actual reasons and can do so without ad hominem attacks and whatnot.

Because someone called Stamos a poopie-face or whatever doesn't mean all BB fans are f*****ed up and impossible to please.

This fan community, for better or worse, isn't much different than any fan community, broken up into every possible category. The trolls, the eccentrics, the analytical types, the types whose politics seem to trump anything they actually feel about whatever they're a fan of, the types with clear agendas and favorites, and so on.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: hypehat on October 07, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: drbeachboy on October 07, 2012, 03:54:03 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.


Beautiful, just beautiful. :lol


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: rab2591 on October 07, 2012, 04:00:10 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



HYPEHAT!!! How in the hell did you think of this!??! I'm in stitches right now :lol :lol

"Your steak well done"  :lol


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Jason on October 07, 2012, 04:04:18 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Well played, sir.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: EthanJames on October 07, 2012, 04:29:35 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



Just found my Signature lol


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: EthanJames on October 07, 2012, 04:32:53 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

I think the BB Fans should hear this, I want to see there reaction to this! Lol


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Don Malcolm on October 07, 2012, 06:02:20 PM
Hats off to you, Hype!!  ;D


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: SMiLE Brian on October 07, 2012, 06:09:18 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.


Genius :lol


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Gertie J. on October 07, 2012, 06:23:13 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on October 07, 2012, 06:56:28 PM
Quite possibly the funniest thing ever posted on the board.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Danimalist on October 07, 2012, 06:57:14 PM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.
Perfect example of why Mike needed to put that release out. Remarkable "...he found out" about John Stamos, but not about Brian, Al and Dave.

You beat me to it, Rocker! :)

Nothing at all remarkable about finding out at the same time he was getting Stamos and not Brian, which is what the original statement says.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Mike's Beard on October 07, 2012, 06:58:26 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

I think the BB Fans should hear this, I want to see there reaction to this! Lol

Just as long as they don't threaten to kill people online or post photos of dead bodies eh Ethan? lol.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: rab2591 on October 07, 2012, 07:09:49 PM
Quite possibly the funniest thing ever posted on the board.

Hands down the funniest thing I've ever read here!

That prayer needs to find a permanent spot on the homepage for all to read.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: rn57 on October 07, 2012, 07:47:34 PM
And now, Brothers & Sisters, let us rise and join hands in the Brianista's Prayer.


Oh Brian
Thou Art In Hawthorne,
Harmonied Be Thy name
Your Kingdom Come,
Your Steak Well Done,
On Stage As It Is In Studio,
Give Us This Day, Our Shortenin' Bread
And Forgive Our Bootlegs,
As We Also Have Forgiven Our Wife And Managers,
And Lead Us Not Into Kokomo,
But Deliver Us From Mike Love.

Amen.



But the thing is, Brian himself was interested in being led into Kokomo, as attested in that recent Rolling Stone article, and Mike was the one delivering him from it.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: EthanJames on October 07, 2012, 09:10:39 PM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

I think the BB Fans should hear this, I want to see there reaction to this! Lol

Just as long as they don't threaten to kill people online or post photos of dead bodies eh Ethan? lol.

Not Funny...


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Pretty Funky on October 07, 2012, 09:41:44 PM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.

I wrote a few weeks back.



However I'm willing to bet some time in October we will have a story in a local paper about some dumb@ss who thought he was seeing the celebration Beach Boys rather than the BB Lite version. You just know its going to happen! :thud

Ok its facebook rather than the local paper but it seems we have a winner! :lol







Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: The Heartical Don on October 08, 2012, 12:11:03 AM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

Yup. We like to see ourselves as qualified, knowledgeable fans.

The rest of the world sees us as patients.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Cabinessenceking on October 08, 2012, 03:40:03 AM
The biggest joke associated with the Beach Boys is their "fans".

I think the BB Fans should hear this, I want to see there reaction to this! Lol

Just as long as they don't threaten to kill people online or post photos of dead bodies eh Ethan? lol.

Not Funny...

all jokes are serious.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Danimalist on October 08, 2012, 01:10:59 PM
Some musician friends of my in Austin are engaged in a hilarious Facebook thread right now because one of them bought tickets for the "Beach Boys" expecting more than just two. After he found out he was getting John Stamos and not Brian Wilson, he tried to get rid of his tickets at half face value. No takers.

I wrote a few weeks back.



However I'm willing to bet some time in October we will have a story in a local paper about some dumb@ss who thought he was seeing the celebration Beach Boys rather than the BB Lite version. You just know its going to happen! :thud

Ok its facebook rather than the local paper but it seems we have a winner! :lol







Wait, because people have lives and they don't obsess about who is touring as the Beach Boys this week they are dumbasses? One of the many reasons the reunion tour did so well is the amount of press it received. It hardly takes a dumbass to assume the Beach Boys might actually be the Beach Boys.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Aegir on October 08, 2012, 01:30:27 PM
I don't know, seems to me like anyone who would care whether or not Brian, Al etc were in the band, should be the kind of person who would already know whether or not they were in the band.

If I see that the 1910 Fruitgum Company is playing in my area, am I going to look up how many original members there are before I buy a ticket? No, of course not. You know why? Because I don't care.


Title: Re: John Stamos instead of Brian Wilson
Post by: Danimalist on October 09, 2012, 01:55:40 PM
Wow, didn't realize the show was last weekend. They must have been selling tix mid-reunion tour.