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« on: January 26, 2006, 04:52:20 PM »
I keep hearing how bad "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" (BB's) and "Wrinkles" (Mike) are... what's wrong with them, anyway??
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2006, 04:53:31 PM »
The Battle Hymn Of The Republic was one of Brian Wilson's great put-ons, but lead singer Mike was totally not getting the joke.

Wrinkles is a cut from Country Love, a rather inoffensive album as a whole, but Wrinkles is legendary for its awfulness.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 05:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on January 26, 2006, 04:53:31 PM
The Battle Hymn Of The Republic was one of Brian Wilson's great put-ons (...)

Are you sure? I'm always hoping to find out someday that Lazy Lizzie, Hey Little Tomboy and the whole 15 Big Ones album were just a big put-on.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2006, 05:06:34 PM »
If only.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2006, 05:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Dancing Bear on January 26, 2006, 05:04:53 PM
Are you sure? I'm always hoping to find out someday that Lazy Lizzie, Hey Little Tomboy and the whole 15 Big Ones album were just a big put-on.  Wink

I think Mr. Wilson was dead serious with those.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006, 05:26:15 PM »
I don't think Hey Little Tomboy was meant to be completely serious..
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 05:30:25 PM »
No, Brian really, really loves adololescent schoolgirls. He's turned on by them, SEXUALLY! Ever hear All Dressed Up For School?
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 05:35:29 PM »
In one of the documentaries, Brian mentions that he used to sleep with Marilyn (before they were married) at her parents' house. I was just thinking - how old was she then?
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 05:42:56 PM »
I know they married when she was 16, in 1964.. so that would make Brian 6 years older than her at 22.

Wow, and I thought I was bad for dating a 15-year-old at 18.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 06:03:05 PM »
Quote from: Sheriff John Stone on January 26, 2006, 05:35:29 PM
In one of the documentaries, Brian mentions that he used to sleep with Marilyn (before they were married) at her parents' house. I was just thinking - how old was she then?

And he was just as hot for her 13-year-old sister, Barbara.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 06:04:40 PM »
Wow, and I thought I was bad for having lusting after a 13-year-old at 17 and a half.
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2006, 06:06:00 PM »
And I think I'm bad for renting Mary Kate and Ashley movies, getting out the whipped cream and Spam and.....never mind.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2006, 06:16:00 PM »
In all seriousness...have you guys ever realized that we seem to make that okay, because it's Brian...but if it was someone else, we'd be up in arms?

Never really thought about it before now.

Meh. Who Cares. It's Brian  Cool
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2006, 06:17:54 PM »
Everyone's pederastic, Brian's just crazy enough to admit it.

I think I only liked that 13-year-old because she had a sexy black eye, though..
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2006, 06:23:55 PM »
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I think I only liked that 13-year-old because she had a sexy black eye, though..

You like to punch your girlfriends too??? COOL!
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2006, 06:25:33 PM »
LOL @ Ian.

Man, Aegir got himself in deep with Cpt. Howdy.
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2006, 06:28:12 PM »
Car accident, but my friends said they thought the reason I was attracted to the black eye was because I had secret desires to beat her up.
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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2006, 06:31:23 PM »
Oooh, here's something else: people have said my ex-girlfriend looks like one of my cousins!
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« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2006, 06:33:11 PM »
Your friends are Dr. Phil and Ike Turner?
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« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2006, 06:34:39 PM »
Man if we had custom titles, I'd nominate Mr. Aegir to be "Smiley Smile's Woman Beater Wannabe".
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« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2006, 06:35:28 PM »
Not to mention "The Jerry Lee Lewis-Dennis Wilson Cousin-Marryin' Man Of The Year".
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2006, 06:38:51 PM »
How about just "White Trash" ?
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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2006, 06:41:30 PM »
Only on the Smiley Smile Message Board could we start talking about "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" and "Wrinkles" and end up here. Ya gotta love it!
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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2006, 06:42:57 PM »
Was it that far of a stretch?  Grin
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