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« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2016, 10:35:03 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2016, 11:11:12 AM »

Hey , what if Brian had killed Mike in a fit of psychotic rage (or just out of necessity) in 1965?
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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2016, 11:30:14 AM »

To forestall the seemingly inevitable, what if Brian were totally deaf, blind and incapable of speech ?

He'd be a pinball champion, of course, but that's beside the point, which is - what if people stopped  posting such stupid topics ?

This isn't humor. It's pointless. If Brian were deaf in his other ear, he's still have 50% hearing, and nothing would have changed. Bit like asking, what if the sky were blue.

Can't speak for anyone else but in my cosmos, jokes are supposed to be funny.

Yeah, totally. <--- that's a link

LOL.  Too funny.

EoL
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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2016, 12:52:30 PM »

To forestall the seemingly inevitable, what if Brian were totally deaf, blind and incapable of speech ?

He'd be a pinball champion, of course, but that's beside the point, which is - what if people stopped  posting such stupid topics ?
If Brian is Tommy, who is Uncle Ernie? Cousin Kevin? The Acid Queen?
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« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2016, 03:20:45 AM »

To forestall the seemingly inevitable, what if Brian were totally deaf, blind and incapable of speech ?

He'd be a pinball champion, of course, but that's beside the point, which is - what if people stopped  posting such stupid topics ?

This isn't humor. It's pointless. If Brian were deaf in his other ear, he's still have 50% hearing, and nothing would have changed. Bit like asking, what if the sky were blue.

Can't speak for anyone else but in my cosmos, jokes are supposed to be funny.

Yeah, totally. <--- that's a link

LOL.  Too funny.

EoL

Touche !  Grin
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« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2016, 04:31:37 AM »

For some reason, Andrew's is the only "What if...? topic I've ever actually laughed at. For some reason.
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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2016, 04:35:16 AM »

As I was saying...  Grin
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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2016, 04:37:11 AM »

you bet  Cool Guy
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2016, 05:21:20 AM »

My god, what a crap !

Canīt you think of better questions ?
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« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2016, 02:05:50 PM »

What if Brian was deaf in his left leg? Or worse, my left leg?

 LOL LOL LOL

This was too good not to quote on my other board.

CenturyDeprived's initial post in this topic is very cool too.
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« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2016, 07:58:53 PM »

Please speculate.
COMMENT:

#1  Brian suffers from Sensorineural hearing loss (SNHL) of around 80% in one ear.

#2  SNHL occurs when there is damage to the inner ear (cochlea), or to the nerve pathways from the inner ear to the brain.
  
#3  SNHL cannot be medically or surgically corrected.

#4  SNHL affects 200,000 people per year in the USA.

#5  Brian's musical accomplishments are made more amazing by his ability to overcome his handicap.

#6  Brian will never fully hear any of his recordings in the way we do.

#7  If you love Brian it would be best to honor the man's accomplishments with praises, not jokes.

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« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »

Thank you all for making this thread better than I ever imagined it could be.
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« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2016, 01:55:08 PM »

 One thing is for certain, Brian would still have recorded in mono.
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