Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?

[Jay]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. 

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Just like herpes!

[bossaroo]

slow night for me. as we eagerly await the next installment, here's the fruit of my original post. all in good fun of course!  



I HIT A CLOWN


Clown clown, hit a clown, I hit a clown (yeahhh)
Hit a clown clown now (oo-woo-ooh) I hit a clown

I hit a clown (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
Knocked him down (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
Swingin' at his head (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
He's got me seein' red (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)


I'm gettin' bugged at my cousin Mikey's lame-o schtick
I gotta find him backstage and kick him in the dick

My brothers and me make art while Mike gets paid
He's a clown jugglin' balls in a city parade


I hit a clown (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
Knocked him down (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
Swingin' at his head (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
He's got me seein' red (hit a clown clown now, I hit a clown)
I hit a clown... clown... hit a clown downtown now


(guitar solo)


He always takes credit but he can't play a note
And I'll never miss when I kick him in the scrote

None of the guys try'n stop me cuz they know that I'm right
To kick cuz hard in the nards til his face turns white


I hit a clown...
(repeat chorus to fade)

For the love of god, somebody record this, PLEASE !!!

if we do that then we'll definitely need an accompanying music video.
who's got a bunch of fake beards?

[The Shift]

Just like herpes!

That costs extra!

[bossaroo]

 

and the hits just keep comin

[Pretty Funky]

Wow. Man vs. Clown, indeed!

You can't make this stuff up.

I beg to differ...

http://www.message-forum.net/threads/rock-pamplin.50126/

IMO we are now back to 'you can't make this stuff up!'   

[Andrew G. Doe]

Just realised why Mr. P. is confussed by my profile pic. I declare myself officially amused. 

[ahoutman1]

For $100 can I get him to dress up like a police officer and stage a home invasion to beat me up? Or is that extra?

[Juice Brohnston]

Anybody able to track down a photo of Rocky on the Wheaties Box?

[Andrew G. Doe]

OK, have it confirmed - Brian wasn't on the July/August 1978 tour, which means... the clown incident wasn't in that year. However... the band didn't play Chicago at all in 1977 (the only two Illinois gigs were in Champaign and Edwardsville, respectively 150 and 275 miles from Chicago), and Brian's (peculiarly inefficient) minders were history by the end of January 1979.

So...

Dilemma.

[mtaber]

Writers RECALL!!!
You MUST be WRONG, Andrew!

[Fire Wind]

EDIT:  A tardy warning.  Pics not work-safe.  Pics are from Playgirl.  Playgirl features pics of nude and semi-nude men.


http://www.blackdogue.net/Playgirl/RockPamplin/RockPamplin.html

Well, there's the Playgirl pics, anyway.  What's your tattoo of, Rocky?

[Pretty Funky]

http://www.blackdogue.net/Playgirl/RockPamplin/RockPamplin.html

Well, there's the Playgirl pics, anyway.  What's your tattoo of, Rocky?

Warning....

[jeffh]

F#ck......that will forever be burned on my brain

[CenturyDeprived]

http://www.blackdogue.net/Playgirl/RockPamplin/RockPamplin.html

Well, there's the Playgirl pics, anyway.  What's your tattoo of, Rocky?

Ding (ding) dang (woo!)
Ding and a ding...

Dong! 

[adamghost]

In 24 hours this has gone from my favorite thread to my least.
Has anyone ever read Asterix and the Roman Agent?

Ooh!  I have!  I have!  Ces sont fous, ces Gaillois!

I forgot what happened in it though.  I was like 8.

I think Asterix probably drank some potion, and Obelix carried a menhir.

[rockrush3]

  I will post The WHEATIES Picture next week...BUT ONLY FOR THE NONBELIEVERS...also known as "the angry 13"

[Jay]

Nevermind.

[The Shift]

Ooooh Wheaties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Erm, that's it.

[The Shift]

Nevermind.

Good things come to those who wait… Rocky's posts seem to be dictated one or two characters at a time.

[bridencar]

Brian was on tour in August of 78. First time I had seen the band in concert in Pittsburgh's Three Rivers Stadium!
Brian played bass most of the show and was having a good time messing with the crowd!

[Andrew G. Doe]

Not early August, nor late July.

[bridencar]

It was late August! So I guess rocky has some explaining to do..

[JK]

Well, there's the Playgirl pics, anyway.  What's your tattoo of, Rocky?

When I logged on last night, I think probably the last thing I was expecting was to find myself confronted with some bloke's meat and two veg.

So much for Google's strict filter option.

[Juice Brohnston]

I will post The WHEATIES Picture next week...BUT ONLY FOT THE NON BELIEVERS...known as "the angry 13"

Thank's Rocky.