Charlie's gettin' hitched…

[The Shift]

Y'all know it's true:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30089036

[Cabinessenceking]

Y'all know it's true:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30089036

f*** that guy.

[Rocky Raccoon]

Eww, she's the same age as my girlfriend, she could be his granddaughter.  I feel bad for her parents, they must be mortified.  This is gross on so many levels.

[bgas]

Ahhh, I see that I was naive; evidently mass killers are allowed to procreate. another insanely stupid law in this country!
people (and I use the term very loosely in his case) , such as this, in prison, deserve zippo rights. if only there were still chain gangs... 

[Michael Edward Osbourne]

I can't see how this is going to be good for that 26 year old bride. I'm so grossed out...

[Moon Dawg]

 What a lucky lady. Good grief some people are crazy.

[TheLazenby]

Yeah.... when the idea of him getting married was first mentioned in the media a few months back, I sadly knew EXACTLY who it would be.

I seem to remember finding this girl's blog once, and it's all the disturbing stuff you'd expect - "Charlie told me to shave my head and I said yes!  I love you, Charlie!!"

[alf wiedersehen]

If Charlie's taught me anything, it's that women love old, imprisoned racists with blood lust.

[donald]

Just because some one escapes the death penalty should not prevent society from protecting that individual from further harm to himself or others.  Especially when that person is a deranged sociopath and they have the charisma to charm and corrupt alienated and deranged youngsters.

[Shady]

If Mike and Bruce got booked for the wedding they would probably play.

[CenturyDeprived]

If Mike and Bruce got booked for the wedding they would probably play.

Seriously though, probably no amount of money in the world could get M&B to perform a live version of Never Learn Not To Love, I would think. Maybe I'm wrong though.

[Cyncie]

Disturbing on every possible measure of disturbing stuff.

[Vernon Surfer]

It's 15 minutes of fame time again

[The Shift]

It's 15 minutes of fame time again

Yup. I'm assuming she already has a book deal sewn up and a slot on Fox News breakfast TV booked for the morning after the wedding. Suspect Hello! passed on the wedding pics exclusive tho'.

[bluesno1fann]

Looks like there's someone crazier than Charles Manson...

[stack-o-tracks]

Good for Charlie. Nice to know love still exists in this world.

[The Shift]

Good for Charlie. Nice to know love still exists in this world.

Not sure that's what's making his world to round…

[Fire Wind]

Can't be bothered to research this, but I thought I saw an article that said they cannot do more than hug, even after getting married.

[feelsflow]

At this point in his life, Headlines are about all he could hope for.

[bgas]

Can't be bothered to research this, but I thought I saw an article that said they cannot do more than hug, even after getting married.

conjugal visits mean they can do it

[Dave in KC]

He is banned from conjugal visits. She's after his sperm capsules to make the next Charlie. They can be harvested even after death. Then the reality show.

[urbanite]

In addition to being evil, he suffers from mental illness.  If this woman has his child, there's a good chance the child will have mental illness.  This mass murderer should not be allowed to have conjugal relations with this very disturbed woman.

[send me a picture and i'll tell you]

"You think I'm too old to jack off. You think, 'He's too old to f*** his pillow.' But I'm not. I'm still active with my roscoe. I'm still me."
 
 

http://gawker.com/the-10-most-horrifying-parts-of-rolling-stones-charles-1469654783

[Pretty Funky]

Phil Spector as Best Man perhaps?

[Andrew G. Doe]

"You think I'm too old to jack off. You think, 'He's too old to f*** his pillow.' But I'm not. I'm still active with my roscoe. I'm still me."

Doesn't get more TMI than that, do it ?