I'm hoping Bruce has defected. I only hope this so people can stop using "BAD". Then Mike will also defect and they can all tour as BADBM (aka bad bowel movement which perfectly describes what the recent lawsuits and spiteful 1-upness from all parties of the last year or so feel like, to me).
Totally read that first sentence as "I'm hoping Bruce has defecated."
I guess when I skimmed over the post I must have first digested "bad bowel movement"... WAIT GUYS, PLZ DOn'T LEAVE ME, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT