Pooping

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

I think i'm going on a poop strike soon. I can no longer suffer the pain and anguish of a poop. It troubles me greatly to hear others and especially girls talk about the subject. I turned down a girl once because she brought it up in conversation with me. I think it's time to leave the world of pooping, and enter a glorious new life, absent of toilet visits and/or woodland adventures.

Who's with me? 

[Beckner]

Peanut Butter is fab.

[Jeff Mason]

You had better stop eating anything from plants.  Prepare to get colon cancer.  And never stand in the same room with me.

 

[Compost]

Nothing - absolutely nothing - beats a good dump.  You are crazy.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

That sound you just heard was me throwing up my enchiladas.

Thanks!

[Mitchell]

To quote the great BW: I'm a pooper.

[Artie]

Nothing - absolutely nothing - beats a good dump.  You are crazy.

I don't know...something about a good leak trumps a good dump

[Susan]

Now there may be male-female factors at work here, but i have to agree that a good poop is peerless.

Perhaps it's time for a poll?

Nah...forget i said that...

[carlydenise]

I saw a tshirt the other day that said "girls don't poop"......maybe a poll would be in order.
 

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

Sometimes certain things really gross me out while others do not. I was walking with my friend some time ago and licked a tennis ball we had been kicking for a while walking. That was funny and did not bother me in the slightest, but, I can't touch the door handles in my house because some of the people don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

[Artie]

a good poop is peerless.

I've gotta say, that is a great way of putting it. I'd venture a guess that no one has ever said that phrase before.

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

a good poop is peerless.

I've gotta say, that is a great way of putting it. I'd venture a guess that no one has ever said that phrase before.

In the history of man? Billions upon billions of poops have been pooped and nobody has said that? For every fantastic poop not one person has worded the beauty in that way? Of all poets and writers who write their finest verses while pooping they haven't ever used that line?

[Joshilyn Hoisington]

If there were a poll, I'm one who does not enjoy the act of defecating, and have never taken an ounce of pleasure from  it.  That said, it certainly can be a relief at times.  But I, for one, would be happier if it were not a necessary human condition.

[Artie]

a good poop is peerless.

I've gotta say, that is a great way of putting it. I'd venture a guess that no one has ever said that phrase before.

In the history of man? Billions upon billions of poops have been pooped and nobody has said that? For every fantastic poop not one person has worded the beauty in that way? Of all poets and writers who write their finest verses while pooping they haven't ever used that line?

maybe we can google it. Perhaps there's been a band called "Peerless Poop"?

[punkinhead]

Pre-Marital pooping is what we'd call that here in Indiana. The reason why girls are always talking about the honeymoon is because they finally get to poop.

i enjoy pooping and watching tv myself...OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS

[Susan]

a good poop is peerless.

I've gotta say, that is a great way of putting it. I'd venture a guess that no one has ever said that phrase before.

Gladja like it.  I've been told i have a way with words...mind you, they haven't been to forthcoming on what way that IS, exactly...

[carlydenise]

a good poop is peerless.

I've gotta say, that is a great way of putting it. I'd venture a guess that no one has ever said that phrase before.

In the history of man? Billions upon billions of poops have been pooped and nobody has said that? For every fantastic poop not one person has worded the beauty in that way? Of all poets and writers who write their finest verses while pooping they haven't ever used that line?

maybe we can google it. Perhaps there's been a band called "Peerless Poop"?

[donald]

I have flushed my last comment because I didn't want to be the final word on this subject.

[scooter]

the excretion of fecal matter can be quite a turn on, constipation or diarrhea notwithstanding...

[asswax]

i am pooo

Ping right now...

yeah.

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

MY STEP MOTHER TAKES THE FUCKING DOG INTO THE BATHROOM WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 SHE DOESN'T WASH HER FUCKING DISGUSTING HANDS EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE FLUSHED AND THE DOOR SLAMS OPEN AND SHE POWER WALKS OUT WITH FUCKING GERM RIDDEN DISGUSTING sh*t HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE DOESN'T SEE HOW TAKING A DOG INTO THE BATHROOM IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. TRIES TO MAKE ME SEEM AFRAID OF GERMS. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MY FUCKING DOG AFTER SHE HAS BEEN AROUND SOMEONE SHITTING OR PISSING IN A FUCKING BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Jonas]

settle down, beavis.

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

Please don't underestimate my predicament here. I can no longer touch surfaces which she has touched, knowing that her non-washed hands have been there. I open the fridge from the top rather than the handle, the microwave by my elbow instead of a cupped hand, the front door with my sleeve, etc. Why is it so hard to wash your hands? Especially being the main food maker in the house, wash those disgusting hands. I'm sure i've built up a bit of a phobia, but phobia or not it's just gross.

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

Oh and she's a muralist, one of her favorite gluttonous hobbies is to compare herself to greats like Michelangelo. I say, "Please don't use that comparison..." to which a reply comes, "....Why not?...".

[Artie]

MY STEP MOTHER TAKES THE fodaING DOG INTO THE BATHROOM WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 SHE DOESN'T WASH HER fodaING DISGUSTING HANDS EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE FLUSHED AND THE DOOR SLAMS OPEN AND SHE POWER WALKS OUT WITH fodaING GERM RIDDEN DISGUSTING merda HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE DOESN'T SEE HOW TAKING A DOG INTO THE BATHROOM IS fodaING DISGUSTING. TRIES TO MAKE ME SEEM AFRAID OF GERMS. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MY fodaING DOG AFTER SHE HAS BEEN AROUND SOMEONE merdaTING OR PISSING IN A fodaING BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dude.