How Many Beach Boys Songs Do You Have?

[Andrew G. Doe]

No matter how young you are, no have no excuse to type like a moron. Here's one of my first posts on the board, from when I was 18, a review of BWPS:

One of the first times I was listening to SMiLE, I was driving in heavy pouring rain. My destination was far off, however, I was feeling pretty confident I would get there safely and without any problems... until Mrs. O'Leary's Cow came on! The sirens, the moaning, the feeling of imminent danger! It seemed so long during that listen; I thought it would never end! I wanted to scream!

Just as I was pulling into the driveway, it ended. The ensuing sounds of the opening of In Blue Hawaii comforted me. After "Feel like I was really in the pink", I put my car into park, took out the keys, and walked inside.

5/5

Don't make me find my posts from video game message boards from when I was 15.

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

The basic protocol for this board is very simple and applies to all - act like an asshole, you'll get treated like one. There are people here whose first language isn't English who can make perfectly intelligible posts. They also tend to post on topics of interest.

[Jay]

AGD isn't God. I mean, the guy's good, but he's no AGD. 

[Andrew G. Doe]

AGD isn't God. I mean, the guy's good, but he's no AGD. 

Workin' on it.

[Newguy562]

No matter how young you are, no have no excuse to type like a moron. Here's one of my first posts on the board, from when I was 18, a review of BWPS:

One of the first times I was listening to SMiLE, I was driving in heavy pouring rain. My destination was far off, however, I was feeling pretty confident I would get there safely and without any problems... until Mrs. O'Leary's Cow came on! The sirens, the moaning, the feeling of imminent danger! It seemed so long during that listen; I thought it would never end! I wanted to scream!

Just as I was pulling into the driveway, it ended. The ensuing sounds of the opening of In Blue Hawaii comforted me. After "Feel like I was really in the pink", I put my car into park, took out the keys, and walked inside.

5/5

Don't make me find my posts from video game message boards from when I was 15.

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

The basic protocol for this board is very simple and applies to all - act like an butthole, you'll get treated like one. There are people here whose first language isn't English who can make perfectly intelligible posts. They also tend to post on topics of interest.

if u dnt think my posts are interesting. then dnt reply ..as simple as that. i need anyone 2 like me. it's good enough that all of  u enjoy the beach boys. thats enough 4 me 2 get along with a person but sum of u critique every single thing i do like igaf lol

[hypehat]

Good heavens, the young chap is throwing quite the tantrum this fine morning. His missives, lacking in traditional forms and syntax of the Queen's English befitting such a young gentleman, and general egregious bouts of hysteria make one feel he is behaving in a rather womanly fashion in reaction to the discourse here, which is not the matter in which I am accustomed to discussing the work of Messrs. Wilsons, Love, Jardine, Johnston, and etcetera.

[Newguy562]

Good heavens, the young chap is throwing quite the tantrum this fine morning. His missives, lacking in traditional forms and syntax of the Queen's English befitting such a young gentleman, and general egregious bouts of hysteria make one feel he is behaving in a rather womanly fashion in reaction to the discourse here, which is not the matter in which I am accustomed to discussing the work of Messrs. Wilsons, Love, Jardine, Johnston, and etcetera.

the night was so young.

[Joshilyn Hoisington]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

[Andrew G. Doe]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

Or in terms newguy can comprehend...

dnt b n asshl. 

[SMiLE Brian]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

Or in terms newguy can comprehend...

dnt b n asshl.  

I think you  have broken the code for his writing, this is the biggest translation find since the French found and translated the rosetta stone in Egypt. 

[Andrew G. Doe]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

Or in terms newguy can comprehend...

dnt b n asshl.  

I think you  have broken the code for his writing, this is the biggest translation find since the French found and translated the rosetta stone in Egypt. 

For my next trick - Linear A. 

[Newguy562]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

okay i understand how things are now. thank you for telling me and letting me know how it is.
I had no idea my typing would be hard 2 understand. Now I do so i'll try typing correctly.

[Joshilyn Hoisington]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

Or in terms newguy can comprehend...

dnt b n asshl.  

I think you  have broken the code for his writing, this is the biggest translation find since the French found and translated the rosetta stone in Egypt. 

For my next trick - Linear A. 

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth if you cracked Linear A.  The chaps who cracked linear B are still feted in absentia almost daily in the classics department from which I received my degree.

[Andrew G. Doe]

bro i dnt have 2 type all my words properly this isnt skool. this is a fudgin message board sheeesh . u complain like a girl ..i noticed that alot. ..if u are a girl den i understand but if ur a dude den  knock it off.

We're glad you like the Beach Boys and we're certainly ready to welcome anyone--but, some of us are very, very old.  This board, despite a few lapses every now and again, has a history of fairly high levels of discourse in which words are used very precisely in order to communicate fine points of music criticism.

You don't have to spell every word correctly, but a good faith effort is required, I think.  Many of us don't even understand your posts because the orthography you use is nothing we've seen before, (in fact it's hard for me to believe that anybody actually writes like that...)  I'd hate to drive you away, but you'll have to reform your writing--not on my account, ultimately I don't care, but for better or for worse, this is the kind of board that will continue to complain about that until something changes, because, as I said, many of us are very old, and many of the posters here are published authors, as well.

Or in terms newguy can comprehend...

dnt b n asshl.  

I think you  have broken the code for his writing, this is the biggest translation find since the French found and translated the rosetta stone in Egypt. 

For my next trick - Linear A. 

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth if you cracked Linear A.  The chaps who cracked linear B are still feted in absentia almost daily in the classics department from which I received my degree.

I was wondering if anyone would get the reference. Bravo, sir.

[Heysaboda]

U meen NuGuy haz bin riting in this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_A

 

[Iron Horse-Apples]

Newguy seem to understand that there are strict rules for inclusion in this board. Andrew G. Doe is entitled to call him on this point.
Newguy take a copy of his talking head on youtube, where everyone looks like the crazy type.

[Mikie]

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

[Joshilyn Hoisington]

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Yeah, but...linear A!!!!

[Jay]

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Yeah, but...linear A!!!!

I don't know about Linear A, but what could I get for desiphering the Voynich Manuscript? Or perhaps Le Livre Des Sauvages? 

[Andrew G. Doe]

As a classicist, I would probably kiss you on the mouth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Yeah, but...linear A!!!!

I don't know about Linear A, but what could I get for desiphering the Voynich Manuscript? Or perhaps Le Livre Des Sauvages? 

You really don't want to know... 

[Jay]

Guess I shouldn't mention those Smile tapes I have then, huh?