Throw Me A Cool BBs Line

[The Heartical Don]

I give you:

'I'll Let You Look But Don't Touch My Custom Machine'

Genius.

[Mr. Cohen]

"Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-13... the 4-13 is really diggin' in... now the 4-13's lead is startin' to shrink, he's hot with ram induction... but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood..."
From a truncated "Shut Down"

Poetry, really.

[Andrew G. Doe]

"Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-13... the 4-13 is really diggin' in... now the 4-13's lead is startin' to shrink, he's hot with ram induction... but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood..."
From a truncated "Shut Down"

Poetry, really.

Poetry indeed, by one Roger Valentine Christian.

[The Heartical Don]

"Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-13... the 4-13 is really diggin' in... now the 4-13's lead is startin' to shrink, he's hot with ram induction... but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood..."
From a truncated "Shut Down"

Poetry, really.

Poetry indeed, by one Roger Valentine Christian.

God, I never realized how poetic these lines are... wonderful! Seems that I passed up a lot of these things... makes me wish to hear and read that material all over again. 'Custom Machine' is super-cool melodically too. Understated, slightly threatening, well... very male, and competitive. 

[STE]

Take it... one little inch at a time now..
Until we are feeling fine..  now..

[Fall Breaks]

While we're at the car topic:

"When I go looking for something to do
She's got enough room now to barely seat two"

Ah, the combination of the bragging about a car and sexual undertones!

[Big Bri]

"The queen in Copenhagee
The dream of Amsterdamee
The cream of gay Parisee
The theme of U Say Asee
The scene in Great Britainyee
The meaning in Los Angees
The heat in Tokyosee 
The treat in Manhattohsee 
Oo,yeah yeah the Funky Pretty"

 That just about sums it up!!  LOL

 Bri

[Peadar 'Big Dinner' O'Driscoll]

Hey, little tomboy, sit here on my lap
I got things that I gotta tell you

I'm gonna teach you to kiss
You're gonna feel just like this
They're doin' it all over the world


{shudder}   

[The Heartical Don]

If Mars had life on it/ I might find my wife on it...

...immortal. Worthy of a Nobel Prize (a nomination, at least).

[Fall Breaks]

Sherry, don't her guts just 'cause she took me away/
and maybe you wanna make friends with her someday

Somewhat awkward.

[The Heartical Don]

Sherry, don't her guts just 'cause she took me away/
and maybe you wanna make friends with her someday

Somewhat awkward.

That is putting it mildly, sir. I can't make any chocolate of it (Dutch expression).

My new one:

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
I'm the original Beach Boy

[Mike's Beard]

A lobotomized Mike Love could not make up lyrics that bad. Landy should have just stuck to practicing psychotherapy.... no, wait - he was crap at that too!

[Fall Breaks]

Sherry, don't her guts just 'cause she took me away/
and maybe you wanna make friends with her someday

Somewhat awkward.

That is putting it mildly, sir. I can't make any chocolate of it (Dutch expression).

My new one:

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
My name is Brian and I'm the man
I write hit songs with a wave of my hand
Songs of surf and sun and sand
I make great music with my band
Songs you dance to and songs of joy
I'm the original Beach Boy

...which really isn't much to hang in the Christmas tree, either (Swedish expression).

[smile-holland]

A lobotomized Mike Love could not make up lyrics that bad.

welll... he did give it an ultimate try... 

People all around the world in every nation
Like to get together for some excitations
If you're a girl appreciates her recreation
Why don't you let me take you on a love vacation

Yeah I'll take you to the movies
But I'm no fool (wah wah oooo)
First I'll get you on the beach
Or in a swimming pool
Doing unto others is the Golden Rule
But doing it with you would be so
Very cool

Girls are always ready for a summer of love
Goin' out and lookin' for love (girls are always ready)
Girls are always ready for a summer of love (sum sum summer summer of love)
Goin' out and lookin' for love (sum sum summer summer of love)

I can't wait til summer (yeah)
Cause it's gonna be a summer of love
Hey now (well it's a love thing)

[Runaways]

Hey, little tomboy, sit here on my lap
I got things that I gotta tell you

I'm gonna teach you to kiss
You're gonna feel just like this
They're doin' it all over the world

jeeez.  what the heck.

[Fall Breaks]

Hey, little tomboy, sit here on my lap
I got things that I gotta tell you

I'm gonna teach you to kiss
You're gonna feel just like this
They're doin' it all over the world

jeeez.  what the heck.

I've always wondered about Carl's line here. Is it a way of convincing the tomboy that it's alright, everyone else does it too, this is completely normal? Or is it 'just' a celebration of the world wide maturity process of girls and the connected budding interest in kissing? Did I just type that sentence?

[grillo]

There's been songs about celebration
But if you ask me I can't see why
There's too much Pain, too much pain in my heart now
You're gonna have to prove it to me


Only Brian can be so blunt and so honest

[Ganz Allein]

A lobotomized Mike Love could not make up lyrics that bad.

welll... he did give it an ultimate try... 

People all around the world in every nation
Like to get together for some excitations
If you're a girl appreciates her recreation
Why don't you let me take you on a love vacation

Yeah I'll take you to the movies
But I'm no fool (wah wah oooo)
First I'll get you on the beach
Or in a swimming pool
Doing unto others is the Golden Rule
But doing it with you would be so
Very cool

Girls are always ready for a summer of love
Goin' out and lookin' for love (girls are always ready)
Girls are always ready for a summer of love (sum sum summer summer of love)
Goin' out and lookin' for love (sum sum summer summer of love)

I can't wait til summer (yeah)
Cause it's gonna be a summer of love
Hey now (well it's a love thing)

I've always thought of Smart Girls as a comedy record. Lines like "Wouldn't it be nice if they gave PHDs for strokin' me with hypotheses" are just so ridiculously overblown and over the top that they crack me up.   On the other hand, Mike's lyrics above just strike me as pure cheesy merda.

[Menace Wilson]

"When I was younger
My mother told me Jesus loved the world
And if that's true then
Why hasn't he helped me to find a girl?"

I friggin love this lyric.

[Jon Stebbins]

"Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a 4-13... the 4-13 is really diggin' in... now the 4-13's lead is startin' to shrink, he's hot with ram induction... but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood..."
From a truncated "Shut Down"

Poetry, really.

Just curious why you use a dash between the 4 and the 13? A Super Stock Dodge had a 413 cubic inch engine, therefore its a 413, like a 409 Chevy is a... 409...not a 4-09. Details are cool.

[punkinhead]

You make me feel so warm inside
A sense of humor you can't hide
Who taught you darlin' how to move that way?
And when you smile I know the world's okay
And when I see the twinkle in your eye
It sends my heart all the way to the sky
And ya' know I'd like to get a crack at your love

[The Heartical Don]

"When I was younger
My mother told me Jesus loved the world
And if that's true then
Why hasn't he helped me to find a girl?"

I friggin love this lyric.

Great call. It's so simple, and so honest... I see a man in my mind, bed-ridden, smoking way too much, obese, all in all very passive, and he's singing this from his heart. Most people will find this ridiculous, perhaps a bit obscene for its seeming total lack of effort... I don't. I find it so touching.

[summerinparadise.flac]

My buddys and me are getting real well known, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone".

[PongHit]

"Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat her on her butt, butt."

[Myk Luhv]

Ding ding dang woo!