"That stuff I smoked just put me to sleep..."
(this might not be entirely accurate, since I'm doing this from memory...but it continues somewhat like this:)
"I've grown a beard!"
Cue: "Cuddle Up".
"What's this? New Beach Boys?"
Announcer: Pet Sounds, 1966. Carl and the Passions, So Tough, 1972. Available on Brother-Reprise Records and Warner Brothers Tapes.
There's also one where Carl, Al, Mike, Dennis, and Ricky each giving reasons why people should register to vote.