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« on: April 26, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »
Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL?

I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy.
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 11:59:12 PM »
Feeling unconfident about your sexuality?  Huh  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 03:30:30 AM »
Not the kind of thought I would choose to follow ... so instead go and listen to a recording by the REAL Beach Girls (either of the two acts who recorded under the name), preferably the wonderful Wilson-influence on "Skiing In The Snow" ...  Cool
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 04:28:44 AM »
Weirdest. Topic. Ever.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 04:36:00 AM »
Quote from: shelter on April 27, 2009, 04:28:44 AM
Weirdest. Topic. Ever.

Nah. It is just a gentle cross-gender fantasy, nothing wrong with that. A gay man prolly would wonder who of the Honeys he'd love to have in his bed, with a lot of curly black hair on her breast(s).
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 05:07:59 AM »
Quote from: shelter on April 27, 2009, 04:28:44 AM
Weirdest. Topic. Ever.
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 07:24:38 AM »
Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 07:25:14 AM »
And if they were German, what would've been their names?
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 07:28:17 AM »
Quote from: shelter on April 27, 2009, 07:25:14 AM
And if they were German, what would've been their names?

Simple:

Brian - Heinz
Carl - Willi
Dennis - Helmut
Mike - Micki
Al - Dieter

So: it's Heinz, Willi, Helmut, Micki, and Dieter.
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 08:50:29 AM »
Quote from: shelter on April 27, 2009, 07:24:38 AM
Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?

They are/were ...
Brian has the power to compose musical masterpieces ...
Carl had the power to charm the angels with his vocals ...
Dennis had the power to luuurrrve every woman he came across ...
Mike has the power to ... erm ...
Al has ... or has not ... erm ... erm ... maybe not
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »
What if my dog pooped golden nuggets?
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 11:50:24 AM »
Quote from: shelter on April 27, 2009, 07:24:38 AM
Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?

Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation

Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat

Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need

Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance

Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness

Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread"

Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath

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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 11:51:00 AM »
Quote from: Jon Stebbins on April 27, 2009, 11:44:15 AM
What if my dog pooped golden nuggets?

You'd feel less ashamed for ritually eating your dog's sh*t.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 12:12:43 PM »
Quote from: sofonanm on April 26, 2009, 10:05:05 PM
Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL?

I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy.

Definitely Mike.  He could easily pull the Sinead O'Connor look. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 12:27:51 PM »
What.
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 12:37:34 PM »
I'm troubled.

If my boss saw me reading a thread about the Beach Boys as females, I'd probably lose my job.

As I'm self-employed, I have to be extra careful as I suspect I might be reading this thread and I'm looking for any excuse to sack my self.

That's "sack", sofonanm, not "jack".

Y'know, I'd never thought of this subject before at all, ever. But now I'm beginning to suspect my own sexuality. Oh, then again...
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 12:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Jonas on April 27, 2009, 12:27:51 PM
What.

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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 12:45:13 PM »
Im going with Carl too, but Id bet hed be the type of chick that would get dumped on--metaphorically speaking.

Dennis, orangey tan turn off.

Brian...well, just goofy looking as a girl, like the nurse in Rome and Juliet...

Al'd be cute, that perky simian sexiness.

But Blondie wouldnt be so bad either.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 01:01:52 PM »
There's a photo in the Peter Ames Carlin book of Brian & Mike, along with some others. If you ever want to see what Mike would've looked like as a girl, look at the pic and see his sister Maureen.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 02:51:57 PM »
goshdarn , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMCjvMX_co , that mashup is so ggood
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2009, 05:14:49 PM »
This is such a WTF topic.

Anyway I thought this was about the actual Beach Girls who do beach boys covers  Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2009, 05:23:26 PM »
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This is such a WTF topic.

No joke...it's like posting a thread in the Sandbox asking what would chairs look like if our knees were in the back of our legs...
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2009, 05:32:32 PM »
This place is only for serious research. Nothing flippant or even marginally off-center should be allowed. I mean, really, folks. It's just disrespectful to the great Beach Boys to ever post threads like this.

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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2009, 05:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Wild_Honey-In_Stereo on April 27, 2009, 05:14:49 PM
This is such a WTF topic.

Anyway I thought this was about the actual Beach Girls who do beach boys covers  Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M

The Beach Boys had better female voices than those females.

This clearly goes to prove that woman is the inferior gender.

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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2009, 06:02:05 PM »
Brian was a always a terrifying looking girl.
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