Fear2 and Kevin, yours killed me too! Hilarious! Especially this one:
"Mike Love was born with a full beard, under a bright night star, and placed in a manger on a bed of broccoli."
Where do you guys find this stuff?
I made mine up. I got the idea some days ago and posted them - to much confusion, I might add - in another thread about Mike Love.
(Of course, I assume everyone got this, it's modelled on Facts about Chuck Norris (
www.chucknorrisfacts.com))