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I. Spaceman
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2006, 05:35:44 PM »

It's too late Mikey, ain't nothin' upside your head...
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2006, 06:36:21 PM »

Where do you guys find this stuff?   :D
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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2006, 06:59:07 PM »

I cribbed mine from "Uncle Milty's 1001 Mike Love Jokes" (Berle, M., Houghton Mifflin, 1991).
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2006, 07:50:29 PM »

He farts out  sulphur.
Can speak five different languages, including Vulcan.
If his penis is cut off, it regenerates, much like a starfish.
Wrote the lyrics to Hollaback Girl.
Is secretly sexually attracted to Muppets.
Once was arrested for masturbating in a petting zoo.
Birth name was actually Mohammed  Edwarzzi  Bin-Loven.
Once was engaged to Milton Berle.
Dresses up as Minnie Pearl every Cinco De Mayo.
Is the real killer OJ has been searching for all these years.
Was the inspiration for ALF.
Deathly allergic to nutmeg.
Snorts instant cocoa every morning.
Tabbed by Mel Gibson to star in The Passion of the Christ 2: Electic Boogaloo.
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2006, 09:10:47 PM »

if mike love wants your opinion, he'll sue you until he gets it.

there is no chin under mike love's beard, only a saxophone that he pretends to play while on stage

onions don't make mike love cry, mike love makes onions sh*t their pants.. then he sues them.

mike love is the long tall texan

mike love's formula: (beach boys + making music) to the gettin' hungry power = me suing the sh*t out of you guys

bruce johnson's "i write the songs" was originally written about mike love.. at least thats what mike love's lawyers will tell you

bow bow bow is the mating call of mike love

mike love has a chair next to his toilet.. so his ego has somewhere to wait


i dont know.. just making a few up..
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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2006, 10:42:12 AM »

Fear2 and Kevin, yours killed me too! Hilarious! Especially this one:
"Mike Love was born with a full beard, under a bright night star, and placed in a manger on a bed of broccoli."
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Where do you guys find this stuff?   :D
I made mine up. I got the idea some days ago and posted them - to much confusion, I might add - in another thread about Mike Love.

(Of course, I assume everyone got this, it's modelled on Facts about Chuck Norris (www.chucknorrisfacts.com))
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« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2006, 11:39:02 AM »

Mike Love snapped my wife and sister-in-law with a sweaty towel when they tried to get on the tour bus.

He turned down an offer of $1000 dollars for one of his hats.

These are true facts.
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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2006, 05:29:46 PM »

He fathered Dennis wilson's illegitemate widow!!!
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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2006, 05:33:22 PM »



Mike Love is still waiting for royalties on lyrics he cowrote for Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica.


I'm sorry I'm late--I just began perusing this thread. And this damn near killed me.

(Also, please forgive me if you notice any missing "u"s from my messages. Said key on my laptop is f .. cked up lately. So, while I caught and changed those missed in this note, I may have problem Us elsewhere.)
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