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The Heartical Don
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« on: March 30, 2009, 02:36:51 AM »

Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.

It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice.
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 07:46:26 PM »

This is why I don't have sex. I don't want people sucking the ear drum out of my ear during a fit of frenzy for ear loving.
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 08:44:17 PM »

15 minutes of meditation will make your troubles go away, Don.
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 12:50:32 AM »

Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.

It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice.


Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing.

I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else...  Roll Eyes  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 12:50:55 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 01:32:10 AM »

Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.

It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice.


Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing.

I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else...  Roll Eyes  Grin

No, I command her to take out her dentures before each session. So: no danger there.
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 08:54:34 PM »

Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.

It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice.


Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing.

I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else...  Roll Eyes  Grin


 LOL LOL LOL
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