Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.
It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice.
Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing.
I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else...