Right-wing interpretations of BB songs

[carl r]

We've had "Bush Vibrations" and "Bomb Iran." I was thinking some other songs might lend themselves to modern imperialist ideology...

Hang On To Your Paycheque
The Warmth of The Bomb
SUV Honda
In My Board-room
Caroline, No (Sex Before Marriage)

[art rush]

wipe out with the fat boys

[TdHabib]

A question for those in the know, did the BB really perform "Bush Vibrations" in person, or was Dom Priore making that up? I was around then, but in quite a haze.

[Mark H.]

Hanging on to one's paycheque hardly seems imperialistic.   

[The Heartical Don]

I just played 'Ding Dang' backwards at 16 rpm. Here's what I heard:

Welcome listener to the extraordinary and strong minded world of the Ku Klux Klan
We want to help you make the right decisions in a responsible but very white way
Come join us and please donate $ 50,000 to further our and your cause
And pray to the memory of Joseph McCarthy...

I swear I heard that.

[donald]

A Day in the Life of a Damn Tree Hugger

Girl Don't Tell Me You're Votin for Obama

Hold on Dear Brother Jeb

Long Tall Texan

Transcendentalified Meditatation

Lets Put Our Hearts Together (duet by Sarah and John)

You Need a Mess of Help to Stand Alone and Give a Speech

Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Bush

Loop de Loop Flip Flop, Sarahs Got an Airplane

Its Over Now

Leavin This Town

[donald]

More:

I Get Around (the Constitution)

The Little Old Lady from Wasilla

Melt Away (the polar icecaps)

Papa Omm Mamoud

Add Some WMD to Your Day

Melekalikimaka Amadinejad

Help Me Condy

Guess I'm Dumb

[carl r]

Little Saint Dick 

[Thunderfingers75]

More:

I Get Around (the Constitution)

The Little Old Lady from Wasilla

Melt Away (the polar icecaps)

Papa Omm Mamoud

Add Some WMD to Your Day

Melekalikimaka Amadinejad

Help Me Condy

Guess I'm Dumb

Best one yet!

[Jonas]

I think 'I Got My Pay' seems pretty fitting...

[Magic Transistor Radio]

Here are some songs I would support
I Know There's an Answer (not McCaine)
Obama, No
Help Me Ron Paul!
You Still Believe in the Constitution
Games (only) 2 Can Play (Republican/Democrat)
Coke a More (Kokamo) <just kidding

[Fun Is In]

Fears in the Morning-- a duet of McCain and Limbaugh
Don't Go Near the Water-George W
Disney Girls (and plenty of 'em)(1957)- John McCain solo
Heroes and Villains (Bring 'em on!)- a duet of W and McCain
Wouldn't It Be Nice- Obama, natch
Everyone's in Love With You- sung by Obama volunteers choir
Let Us Go On This Way- McCain reflecting on Bush policy
Til I Die (could be soon)- McCain
I'd Love Just Once to See You- sung by the Massed Male Neocons to Palin
Bull Session With the "Bull Daddy"- McCain chats with Limbaugh
I'm Bugged At That Old Man- the college student choir
Ballad of Old Johnny-- The McCains
Be True to Your Party- all in
Oil Crazy Cutie-- sung by the Massed Republicats about Palin
Sarah (was "Wendy, Wendy what went wrong")- sung by William Kristol on 11/5
Little Girl (You're My Miss Wasilla) by The First Dude
Cindy, Oh Cindy -- by the Oxy-Codones
This Bus of Mine-- by the Straight Talkers
Keep An Eye on Polling-- Karl Rove
Pray for Votes-- The Caribou Honeys

[Fun Is In]

Today they are singing "Electorate, No".....which ends with the sound of a bus pasing a polling place and the dogs of war barking.