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« on: September 08, 2008, 08:59:57 PM »


Orange skin, perfect white teeth, verdant rug... Terrifying.   Shocked Sad Roll Eyes Tongue LOL

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 09:13:26 PM »

That is quite possibly the most disturbing picture I've ever seen. It makes him look like your drunken, pedophile Uncle that you try to erase from your family history.  Thud
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 09:15:53 PM »

That is quite possibly the most disturbing picture I've ever seen. It makes him look like your drunken, pedophile Uncle that you try to erase from your family history.  Thud

If Hey Little Tomboy is any indication, the picture does its job wonderfully. Smiley

KIDDING.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 09:20:55 PM »

hahahahahah

i posted this earlier today and i DEFINITELY thought there was something very odd about that photo. extremely unrealistic.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 09:22:31 PM »

I can imagine the real Brian taking a look at this photo and going into some kind of catatonic fit similar to what happened in '67 when David Anderle showed Brian the painting he (David) made of him.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 09:23:13 PM »

Now THAT is a touched up picture.

David Hasselhoff, take a look at your future...
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 09:29:40 PM »

Stick a hat on him and its Chuck Conners! Grin

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/chuckconnors5.jpg

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 10:36:34 PM »

It is the norm...everyone does it. He is criticized when he looks aimless and he is criticized when he looks the part.

Look in the mirror fellow posters. Ain't nobody asking for your autographs. Razz
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »

That's a photo from the TLOS tour book. They were taken by Melinda. There are many others --

-- be warned.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 11:40:59 PM »

He looks like something from Planet of the Apes
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 12:16:17 AM »

Why do I think of an elder Glen Campbell when I see this picture?
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 12:47:47 AM »

 Grin This picture scares me too.. but at the same time I am strongly reminded of the moment someone showed me the cover of 'Imagination'. Out of sheer humoristic reflex, I said to my acquaintance: 'hey, nice, that must be Brian Wilson's son!'
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 12:56:46 AM »

You guys scare waaayyyyyy too easily. I am thinking of nightlights and nannies....or maybe a sex change. Grin



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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 01:33:58 AM »

You guys scare waaayyyyyy too easily. I am thinking of nightlights and nannies....or maybe a sex change. Grin





You are wrong. Going to sleep as a man and waking up as a woman isn't half as bad as looking at the photo above.
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2008, 02:44:32 AM »

Guess that I'll just have to take your word for it, since I don't know firsthand. Wink
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 03:04:16 AM »


Mike as a chimp
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 04:55:55 AM »

It all looks like Dr. Melinda Frankenstein's work to me.  I doubt Brian gives a turd about having his tips frosted.   And that big phony smile he's been wearing in every pic lately is starting to wear a bit thin.

That's probably why he tours so much, to get away from Melinda and her herd of dogs for a couple hours at a time while onstage.

 


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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 06:36:36 AM »

Looks a bit like Ronnie Reagan to me. 
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2008, 06:52:32 AM »


Mike as a chimp

Wrong. This is Michael Jackson, 2008. After his nose fell off in Dubai, he opted for the Mike Love-look.
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2008, 08:20:32 AM »

LMAO!

It looks like they took one picture of the top part of his head, and another picture of the bottom and photoshopped them together. The problem  is, the anatomy doesn't look quite right. A dead giveaway is the skin tone change right under his nose across the face, and his ears look touched up.
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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2008, 08:51:54 AM »

Looks like a rather unconvincing denture adhesive commercial to me.

I actually like this picture of BW from Martin Schoeller's star portraits very much:
http://www.camerawork.de/photographen_detail.php?id=112
No photoshop, no phony smile, just a good portrait.
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2008, 09:18:18 AM »

LMAO!

It looks like they took one picture of the top part of his head, and another picture of the bottom and photoshopped them together. The problem  is, the anatomy doesn't look quite right. A dead giveaway is the skin tone change right under his nose across the face, and his ears look touched up.

The irregular pigmentation would support the Michael Jackson theory.
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2008, 11:36:59 AM »

It all looks like Dr. Melinda Frankenstein's work to me.  I doubt Brian gives a turd about having his tips frosted.   And that big phony smile he's been wearing in every pic lately is starting to wear a bit thin.

That's probably why he tours so much, to get away from Melinda and her herd of dogs for a couple hours at a time while onstage.

 




LOL Although, Brian had a couple of procedures done during the latter Landy period.

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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2008, 11:44:13 AM »

Looks like a rather unconvincing denture adhesive commercial to me.

I actually like this picture of BW from Martin Schoeller's star portraits very much:
http://www.camerawork.de/photographen_detail.php?id=112
No photoshop, no phony smile, just a good portrait.

Great call, for 2 reasons: the portrait is great and honest, and a deluxe book by Schöller (with all these photos in large format) is available at a sales shop (new) at a ridiculous price in my town. Almost forgot about it, thanks!

Furthermore: I have a Rolling Stone jubilee edition with a portrait by Matthew Rolston. Portrait photography as good as it gets. Brian looks uncomfortable, to say the least, as he stares at some undefined point in the long distance.

And I recall British magazine Vox (1995) carrying great stuff by a Belgian photo-artist, with Brian being pictured by way of a laughing mirror (or so it looks).

I hope I kept all this stuff.
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2008, 01:42:46 PM »

That picture scares me.....
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