ON AiR: BRiAN{ö}LoveVol. >404<! By John Cleese & Graham Chapman/PapaLaPap (1969/2024)
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MiKE ~ YOU DON'T MIND iF i CALL YOU "EDWARD"?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
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BECAUSE IT DOES WORRY SOME PEOPLE ~ i DON'T KNOW WHY - BUT THEY ARE ARE A LITTLE SENSITiVE.
NO, THAT'S FiNE.
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SO, EDWARD'S ALL RiGHT. SPLENDID.
NO, NO, PLEASE. EDWARD iT iS.
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MAKES iT RATHER DIFFICULT TO ESTABLISH A RAPPORT ~ PUT THE OTHER PERSON AT HiS EASE.
QUITE.
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SILLY LITTLE POiNT BUT iT DOES SEEM TO MATTER. STILL, ER, LEAST SAiD THE BETTER, TED... i HOPE YOU DON'T MiND iF i CALL YOU TED,
ER, i MEAN AS OPPOSED TO EDWARD?
NO,NO. EVERYONE CALLS ME TED.
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WELL, OF COURSE iT'S SHORTER iSN'T iT.
YES iT iS.
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AND MUCH LESS FORMAL !
YES, ED/TED/EDWARD OR WHATEVER !
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THANK YOU. UM, INCIDENTALLY, DO CALL ME DOUG. i DON'T WANT YOU BOTHERING WiTH THIS "DOUGLAS" NONSENSE. NOW WHERE WERE WE?
AH YES, "EDDIE BABY"...
~ i'M SORRY, BUT i DON'T LIKE BEiNG CALLED "EDDIE BABY"!
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WHAT ?
i DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED "EDDIE BABY"!
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DiD i CALL YOU "EDDIE BABY"?
YOU DiD !
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i DiDN'T CALL YOU "EDDiE BABY", DiD i SWEETiE ?
DON'T CALL ME "SWEETiE"!
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CAN i CALL YOU "SUGAR PLUM"?
NO !
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"PUSSYCAT"?
NO !
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"ANGEL DRAW*/D€NON~EDWARD"«?
"DENON~ED"« AS A PALINDROME? NO, YOU MAY NOT ! NOW, GET ON WiTH iT !