Sometimes limericks almost write themselves, like recently the memorial Geoff Emerick-one. And now the sad Me Too-case against Kevin Spacey. The opening line has to be a limerick-classic:
"Kevin Spacey on trial in Nantucket (!)..." of all places
But what comes next?
Well, here goes nothing. At least trying to make it Subtle~As~A~Flying~Mallet (Dave Edmunds:)
Kevin, the Spacey on trial in Nantucket
They say: "he played p°°l in another man's pocket"(?)
Says actor Kevin Spacey:
"Perhaps I'm guy-crazy
and I just may have touched, but I did not hand~flog~it !"
The following one - dada-cated to Kurt (Julius) Schwitters:
ANNA (i) ANNA
>Kurt S.: "Oh, NO dada!"
Anna J Blume. Emu/LBJ?
Anna-ad: "a Don Ho struk ..."<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeOzpTOQlog