Worst Vocal Decline

[the captain]

Keeping it off topic, it's a bit like blindfolding yourself and crossing the street. Somebody is going to do it and get to the other side. Most people won't. Some people who aren't blindfolded still get hit by cars crossing the street. And more who aren't, don't. It's a game of chance at some level, but there are definitely ways to play that increase your chances.

Well, for a while. You die eventually either way.