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« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2017, 11:28:37 PM »

Believe it or not, but I really DO take pride in concocting/conducting these verses! This year I've been flying solo (once again), but I still miss having someone  by my side. Well, U just CANNOT win. But there is always next year ...
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« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2017, 05:13:58 AM »

- is world peace, Co2-redux in the air & a palindromic lucky fluke charm with the legend ABLANA{Q}ANALBA ingraved! Have one yourself - IF U like the idea, that is ...

a) Googl "crystal ball with magical inscription" (of all places in the world discovered almost 200 years ago in my own home turf - Aarslev on the danish isle Fyn (Funen))!
b) Notice the arrow/anchor involved! Take any ANCHOR like the one called "waxing poetic" (as an example) which appears similar (or use a sphere/ball for the project, if U prefer)
c) Ingrave the letters: A B L A N A on the left hand "arrow" of the "anchor"!  The letter Q right there in the middle. And the letters A N A L B A on the right hand "arrow"!

GOOD LUCK WITH IT!
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« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2017, 03:26:56 AM »

Like U lot, Al "Scrooge" Jardine is not impressed - IF the following senryu-palindrome  is any indication:

>Hablas Ab-
LANAanal-
ba's? Al: "BAH !!"<
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« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2017, 08:31:47 AM »

Mr. Jardine UN-Scrooged:

B.B.
a.k.a.
>"AL et al"<?
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« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2017, 01:52:24 AM »

Here is "our" New Years Eve Galla Gif(t): a double limo*drome combo - authored by U-know-who. His last one ( a year ago) was about famous poets (click on page 2). This new one is a tribute to music and composers, ESPECIALLY the 12-"tone-row" music and its pioneers: Anton Webern, Alban Berg and Arnold Schnberg. Also featured: BENjamin Britten, Alan J., Walter Damrosch, "L.A." (Light Album/Los ANGELes, H.C. Lumbye, "LANA", Hal Blaine & the O'Jays. No harm done! ENJOY ...

                           >YAY !

Not named is "era Webern", e.g.

Seraf "L.A." (tempo's easy): a jodl on raw "O"!  Re:

                       NOT ogre Ben?

                       I, Alban: "Alan,

Damrosch, Schnberg, ogre B !"
                                ~
No H.C.s [HCs??] or mad(?) - na, Lana": Blaine

"Berg - (o tone-row) - Arnold!": O'Jays

                  Aesop-metal fares;

                  genre bewares!

                                       Idem, Anton ------ yay<

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« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2017, 09:54:42 AM »

RASMUS, I MOVED MY PALINDROME ACTIVITY OUT OF HERE FOR A REASON: IT WAS NOT APPRECIATED. AND NOW YOU'RE DRAGGING IT BACK IN. WOULD YOU MIND NOT DOING THAT? THANK YOU.
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« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2018, 11:57:51 PM »

RASMUS, I MOVED MY PALINDROME ACTIVITY OUT OF HERE FOR A REASON: IT WAS NOT APPRECIATED. AND NOW YOU'RE DRAGGING IT BACK IN. WOULD YOU MIND NOT DOING THAT? THANK YOU.
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« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2018, 02:11:49 AM »

Rest assured! Like yesteryear, Dr.O will now be taking his SCHEDULED spring break ...
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« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2018, 11:18:20 PM »

Also starring "S.D." (Stephen Desper with his first BB-album as chief engineer), Guru Dev & Eir (Goddess of harmony and healing):

               >"Yogi/Guru gig?"

(:ses U:)  "F*R*I*E*N*D*S  SD'n   Eir-fuses

              G.I.~guru  gig?  OY!"<


In the following double limerick-palindrome,  US-Navy meets the Vienna Classix (Joseph Haydn, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart & Ludwig van Beethoven)! Both the title ("Hide GO Seek") & "Sandy (She Needs Me)" are Brian-references. Also mentioned is journalist Jane Velez:


      >*HAYDn* SEEK/Okees ^nd yah<


>>>B-Navy  (G.I.): W.-Duluth

Gif(Vt) - *Wolfgang Amadeus*:

            "I gag Navy-Alcatraz!

           Omit name *Haydn*, ASS!

*Beethoven*?  A *Joseph H.*-peso!!"

                  ~

Jane V.: "Oh, teebs -*Sandy ...*?

A_H_E_M !  = A_N_T_I !"

          Mozart: "A clay *van* gag?

                I sued a mag-nag!

Flow-tv fight U, *LudWIG-y van B*"<<<
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« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2018, 02:16:30 AM »

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« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2018, 11:32:33 PM »

    >Ye "WiLoJarSton"

   #AL-et-al & late L.A.

#NOTs/#Raj/#OLIVE!  Y?<
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« Reply #61 on: March 16, 2018, 05:26:55 AM »

This is a great meeting that never took place though it could have: multitalented artist Viktor IV (alias Walter Karl/Carl Glck) lived in Amterdam with his (danish) wife INA Munck on their houseboat (on the Amstel River/canal) ALSO when the Beach Boys stayed in the Amsterdam area during the recording of their HOLLAND album in the summer of 1972. Especially the WILSONs might have been inspired by such a meeting (for THEIR ancestral dutchiness and New Yorker VIKTORs american(a)-gone-dutch?). Viktor IV could have delivered great work as an album cover artist and/or additional lyricist(?)... In the following tanka-palindrome, one of VIKTORs most famous catchphrases/oneliners is quoted (reminding us of Dennis' solo album "Pacific Ocean Blue"!) A sad similarity is that exactly 2 years after Dennis drowned, Victor IV died in a similar accident while diving from his boat doing underwater repairs (june 26th 1986). (Hero TS Eliot - another artist,"exiled" from USA - also appears:)

>>Futo's, "Who needs the 

      Pacific Ocean", Ina?  

           Eco-*ci-fi* ...

  *C^A P^*, eh? T.S.-deen!

      Oh W. - *SO TUF*!<<

Also check out the fine hourlong filmportrait on youtube (ALSO titled "Who Needs The Pacific Ocean"Smiley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mZNakFnrQ

 The  following palindrome is quoted from the last Viktor IV-tagline in the movie:

     >A kabbala': "art is never obvious"

U~o, IV.  Bore?  W'en Sitra-la-B.B.! (a.k.a.)<      
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« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2018, 12:36:57 AM »

(By CHAPLIN, FATAAR, Jardine, "Bulgar Finn", Dr. Love & Dr. Limeriex:)

Viktor Fore, Viktor Fore
Viktor Fore & WE're gonna change our world, that's right

I made my home in Amsterdamee
just to see what I could find
Though my heart was "Out In The Country"
I was not there to close my eyes

Said I've been tired of all the same
must've been a Siren in my head
I've been writing all my feelings
All the running and my temperature won't change

Viktor Fore, Viktor Fore
Viktor Fore & WE're gonna change our world that's wrong!

Say, you reap just what you're sowing
The *Bulgar* "Time is always now"!
Beach Boys "NEEDS  Pacific Ocean"(?)
Trust those feelings deep without!

Evolution isn't strange
Nature itself demands a change
The universe is on our side
We can't hold back the coming tide

Viktor Fore, Viktor Fore
Viktor Fore & WE're gonna change our world from wrong to right ...
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« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2018, 06:29:53 AM »

- that's NOT me: >God, "pal*mist" - I ?  It's: "I'm lapdog!"<...      >E^ster egg?  'ere, "t.s. E."<




In the following double limerick-palindrome,  US-Navy meets the Vienna Classix (Joseph Haydn, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart & Ludwig van Beethoven)! Both the title ("Hide GO Seek") & "Sandy (She Needs Me)" are Brian-references. Also mentioned is journalist Jane Velez:


      >*HAYDn* SEEK/Okees ^nd yah<


>>>B-Navy  (G.I.): W.-Duluth

Gif(Vt) - *Wolfgang Amadeus*:

            "I gag Navy-Alcatraz!

           Omit name *Haydn*, ASS!

*Beethoven*?  A *Joseph H.*-peso!!"

                  ~

Jane V.: "Oh, teebs -*Sandy ...*?

A_H_E_M !  = A_N_T_I !"

          Mozart: "A clay *van* gag?

                I sued a mag-nag!

Flow-tv fight U, *LudWIG-y van B*"<<<
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« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2018, 11:29:57 PM »

>>A nail: BULGAR FINN/
a V. IV  ~  Anni F.-rag ?
L_'_u_b_l_i_a_n_a ??<<


>>>A kabbala':

"Art is never obvious"

   (B. Finn). If "BS!";

U'~o', IV ... "Bore!"? W'en Sitra

    la  B.B. (a.k.a.)<<<
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« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2018, 11:15:39 PM »

       If I'd MAD  O*D?

IF I'd mad ...   Dam'd if I do

   - dam'd if I DO not !<<
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« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2018, 11:13:03 PM »

>>>Y, '68!: sued a man; "A Mr. Of Soli [:M]"?, so ...

                    limo-drome'em or DO Milos

                              M*I*L*O*S

                           F*O*R*M*A*N

= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "AMADEUS"  (+86 y.)<<<
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« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2018, 11:44:49 PM »

Prize-winning Yoko Ono-themed reversible haiku, created by Martin Clear:


    >Ono, miked, unaware,

damned, ruby burden made raw:

         a nude kimono.<
P.s.:
With this one I really thought I had doctored a perfect double-ended haiku. Well, like some of U may have spotted, IT's NOT! A haiku's syllable distribution must be 5/7/5 (and not like here 6/7/5 - that's just NOT on - O*NO!). ALSO: as utter Beach Boys fans we gotta ask ourselves: "could Yoko be our lost & found "Ruby Baby"? And AMAZINGLY - just adding the wee word "baby" into the equation, helped solving my original dilemma [and yes, the word "burden" must here be a one syll. only (burd'n)].
So with this lucky escape, let me present the reversible haiku by palindrome-contest prize-winner, Martin Clear:

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« Reply #68 on: April 19, 2018, 11:20:20 PM »

            >O*N*O

   miked, unaware, damned

Ruby Baby-burden made raw:

         a nude kimono<


   (by Martin Clear/Dr.O')
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« Reply #69 on: April 21, 2018, 04:24:46 AM »

http://palindromist.org/node/1047
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« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2018, 11:45:33 PM »

http://fuga.ru/lexa/old/eve.html
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« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2018, 03:23:23 AM »

: >"Me too"?
: TOOT*em!<

: >G*O*D!
: "Garden of Eden"?  ONE def/ONE drag, dog!<
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« Reply #72 on: April 29, 2018, 11:26:17 PM »

haiku-palindrome derived from Captain Beefheart:


   >Ye Babette Baboon

Mooz, Abba Zabba zoom'n

    OO - Babette Babey!<
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« Reply #73 on: May 07, 2018, 01:52:33 AM »


>>T nod: A*B*B*A dabba

DO !  "S.O.S."-O*D ?

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« Reply #74 on: May 08, 2018, 03:51:39 AM »

>*Jabba The Hutt*:

     "ET TU !" "HEH,

       tabba *J*?"<


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